Alcohol vs Marijuana ((which one is safer))

thats the funnies video ive seen while high in a while

ViRedd said:

I can't smoke marijuana at parties anymore. The last time I did, I pissed on the bedroom wall, wore a lamp shade on my head while hanging my dick out of my pants, threw up on the hostess' brand new couch, kicked her husbands ass, then passed out with my head in their toilet. Oh, wait a minute, that wasn't pot, it was Scotch. Damn, I'm high on pot, and just couldn't remember the facts straight.

Vi

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i stopped drinking over one year ago,and i have not punched the shit out of anyone since,i now get nicely stoned and run the fuckers down in my car,much more relaxing.

ViRedd said:

I can't smoke marijuana at parties anymore. The last time I did, I pissed on the bedroom wall, wore a lamp shade on my head while hanging my dick out of my pants, threw up on the hostess' brand new couch, kicked her husbands ass, then passed out with my head in their toilet. Oh, wait a minute, that wasn't pot, it was Scotch. Damn, I'm high on pot, and just couldn't remember the facts straight.

Vi

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That's not a mental picture I needed this morning...

I can't smoke marijuana at parties anymore. The last time I did, I pissed on the bedroom wall, wore a lamp shade on my head while hanging my dick out of my pants, threw up on the hostess' brand new couch, kicked her husbands ass, then passed out with my head in their toilet. Oh, wait a minute, that wasn't pot, it was Scotch. Damn, I'm high on pot, and just couldn't remember the facts straight.
So that was you, I wondered why I had a big shiner and the couch was all wet and the wallpaper in the bedroom was peeling off, Boy was my wife mad! I think she thought I did it!

Why, you whiney, judgemental opining mo's and mo fo's. These here views are appeasing the terrorists. Don't appease the terrorists.

There are two types of people in this world. Those that chose to categorize people in two groups and those that do not. I am one of those.

Thank you in advance for not appeasing the others.

H. S.

shut the fuck up about your terrorist!

There are two types of people in this world. Those that chose to categorize people in two groups and those that do not. I am one of those.

didn't you just categorize yourself by not putting yourself into a category?!?! hey, I am in the non-category group. lol@stupidity!

There is no comparison between pot and alcohol.
The effects are completely different.
Alcohol
Kills
Physical Dependency
Irrational thinking
Immoral acts
Impairs judgment
Distorts distance
Alcohol poisoning Death, sickness
Ruins your carpet
Destroys families
Unable to preform simple tasks
Loss of balance
Ruins cars
Antiseptic

Marijuana
Mental Dependency
Tars up ones lungs
Extreme outbursts of laughter
Causes social gatherings
Relieves suffering from many illnesses
Boosters gas station and fast food establishments economy's(inducing hunger)
Night vision becomes more acute.
Simple and complicated tasks are unlikely to be effected by a regular user.

Night vision becomes more acute! There's an interesting theory!

Maybe when he smokes weed he turns into Catwoman.

Light is always more reflective when I smoke as well as my friends. Even at night there is a difference when your baked!

Difference... yes. Improvement... no. What have your friends got to do with it? I don't see any of them here backing you up.

Because jack-ass I asked all my friends and they say the same thing as I do!

So you say...

There is currently a debate on whether cannabis helps you see better in the dark. There's been a couple of rudimentary scientific studies to find out whether this is the case. It's certainly been proven to help glaucoma sufferers, but normal visioned people seeing better still remains unproven.

The flip-side of the debate is that cannabis users merely make themselves believe they can see better in the dark... here is where I sit. The mind is a powerful tool, constantly underestimated.

Oh and bigball, I'm baked all the time. There is no when... being 'baked', for me, is a constant. I do notice a difference those odd few hours when I don't have a smoke. The world comes back in glorious technicolour, smell improves, taste... I'd even go so far as to say vision.

Also, i'm not going to allow myself to be baited by the rather juvenile jackass comment. I need to remember that there are people out in the world that simply do not have the capability to argue intelligently.

"I need to remember that there are people out in the world that simply do not have the capability to argue intelligently."

I hear that. There are constant reminders right here in this forum. *lol*

Vi

I need to remember that there are people out in the world that simply do not have the capability to argue intelligently.

while I agree highly with your statement, I would like to point something out. Skunk, what is the difference from what you said as opposed to what he said. both are just statements without scientific backing. I saw nothing quoted from any scholarly journal, medical journals, etc... (with repeated results). until that moment where you can furnish some creditable source for your backings, you are technically just as full as shit as he is. sry had to play devil's advocate again lol

Allmeat'... I've never provided evidence for anything I've said, or written rather, on this site.

One of the scientific tests was done on some Morrocan fishermen, that claimed smoking kif helped them see better at night. I don't know exactly how they tested this, but their conclusion was that cannabis may help you to see better in the dark. I'm sure if you tried to find the info', you'd find it on the net within seconds.

skunkushybrid said:

Allmeat'... I've never provided evidence for anything I've said, or written rather, on this site.

One of the scientific tests was done on some Morrocan fishermen, that claimed smoking kif helped them see better at night. I don't know exactly how they tested this, but their conclusion was that cannabis may help you to see better in the dark. I'm sure if you tried to find the info', you'd find it on the net within seconds.

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I TOO READ THAT STUDY. The scientific method was beyond reproach and the findings were striking.

They sent out 100 Morrocan fishermen and fisherboys and sent them out into the sea. 50 of the 100 subjects were sent out all hopped up on Morracan Mombo and 14 oz. more in the galley. The other 1/3 of the subjects were as sober as a Catholic altar boy on "Spin the Bottle Sunday" at the rectory.

But I digress, the stoners caught 2/3rds more fish than the 1/3 of fishermen and fisherboys who were not stoned.

Thusly, the common assumption that pot helps you see better at night.

Dude, it took me like 45 minutes to write this reply because I kept getting distracted by the moving avatars on the right.