Aliens!

Commander Strax

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If I was an alien I would avoid humanity at all costs. Look at us, we war, fuck up our planet and root. That's about it.
They expect us to act like that, we are just animals to them. They will be surprised to find all the weapons, last time they sent anyone to check on us we nailed him to a cross.
 

MojoRison

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Is there life out there, yes.

Is there sentient life out there, quite plausible.

Is there a species which has mastered the physics of the universe in which they can bend the laws and allow them to travel vast distances in a short time, only to end up here and hangout with a species barely out of it's amino acid stage, possible but highly unlikely.
 

Skuxx

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They use shrink rays and shrink themselves down into the size of an atom, and then use their tiny atom-sized space ships to spy on us for entertainment. They can control your thought and actions to cause more shenanigans. It's an elaborate video game and we are the main characters.
 

dux

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If we were put here by something,maybe they're waiting for us to "cure properly?" :bigjoint:
 
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