A woman took a lover home during the day while her husband was at work.
Her 9-year old son came home unexpectedly, saw them and hid in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman’s husband came home a short while later. She put her lover in the closet, not realizing her son was already in there.
The little boy said, “Dark in here.”
The man said, “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No thanks.”
Boy: “My Dad’s outside.”
Man: “OK, how much?”
Boy: “$250”
In the next few weeks, it happened again that the boy and the lover were in the closet together.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”
The man, remembering the last time, asked the boy, “How much?”
Boy: “$750”
Man: “Sold.”
A few days later the Dad said to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy said, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The Dad asked, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy: “$1,000”
The Dad said, “It’s terrible to over charge your friends like that…that’s way more than those two things cost. I’m taking you to confession.”
They went to church. The Dad made the little boy sit in the confessional and closed the door.
The boy said, “Dark in here.”
The priest said, “Don’t start that again!”