I just hope his next reply didn't have something to do with the newfound ability to go fuck yourself. cnmy daddy told me when i was a boy that you will know your a man when your on your knees and it hits the floor when i turned 13 i told him i was a man
And has a "ball" istic rating! cnReal men are never on their knees. Unless they have their pecker skid plate securley fastned.
looked like he was hiding osama bin laden in his speedo?
How the fuck did I get into this conversation.Ok.. well besides morgan and april, who wants to hear about your buldge? Give me one more name and I'll take back my argument.
And no sir, I will not spank you.
Budsmoker is the one that brought you up.. And we're talking about his buldge. Go learn how to read before you get your panties up in a bunch towards me.How the fuck did I get into this conversation.
I don't care about your buldge.
Besides, the only buldge I have is from my belly hanging over as you can see in my avatar..Budsmoker is the one that brought you up.. And we're talking about his buldge. Go learn how to read before you get your panties up in a bunch towards me.
rofl rofl funny as shit manOMG i went to the beach today (collected seaweed in big trash buckets for compost if i have a place to garden next year, but that's another story).
my shorts were a bit "tight" (pulled up all the way, they ALMOST reached my knees, maybe just barely).
I figured I was showing a bulge...some girls on the boardwalk really don't even try to hide their wandering eyes! I thought women only felt "objectified" (what a dumb word. I prefer "appreciated")...but I guess men do too
I gotta say I fucking loved the attention
At one point I made my way over to the water and was splashing around where the waves were breaking on the beach...and baby girl with a body like FIRE walks by, with 2 guys
I stood straight up, with my hands on my hips (try it sometime. girls take this as an unconscious jesture like you're showing it off)...she then stopped walking along the beach, stood infront of me, and began splashing around in the sand.
I really couldn't even handle it....I immediately started to feel that tingling sensation in my balls and could feel dick-throb just STARTInG to set in....suddenly the voice in my head goes "GET IN THE WATER!! SIT DOWN!!! DO SOMETHING, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A BONER" lol...so i splashed right by her, ran/dove into the ocean and made it look like i was completely distracted by waves/fun lol
Dude, that wasn't suppossed to be directed towards you. I quoted the wrong person. But I assure you, I can read.Budsmoker is the one that brought you up.. And we're talking about his buldge. Go learn how to read before you get your panties up in a bunch towards me.
Well then I must give you my sincere apology.Dude, that wasn't suppossed to be directed towards you. I quoted the wrong person. But I assure you, I can read.