LA, you need to show up tomorrow. Things are getting out of control. The LA City Council voted today to cap the dispensaries in LA today to 70 but they were going to grandfather/give preferential treatment to the original 186. What? It will be more like 139 or maybe below 70. OK, that sounds good.
They also decided that they would not be able to "abut" a residential area. Oh, wait, let's make that 1000 feet. No that's crazy. There would be no dispensaries that would qualify. You're right. That is crazy. But.... It has to be "abut". No we don't like that word. What would you like to call it? I don't know. Let's debate it for 2 hours. Ok, let's make it 500. What happened to "abut". Oh that's right. Let's do "abut". Ok, so what's a residential area? I know this sounds crazy, but could that be where a homeless person decided to make their home. Oh, why, you're correct. It could. It could also be a motor home. Ok, that makes sense. So, let's make it 1000 feet from any residential area. Ok. Passed.
This is a sample of the 7 hour craziness that we endured today. We need your help tomorrow at city hall at 10PM. PM me if you can make it.