Any one have too much cash?

I'll never have too much cash because I had too much aggressive sperm that made their way to the eggs and gave me too many kids and now those kids are throwing kids at me....too much money,lol...6 kids,4 girls, with 2 granddaughter....you couldn't dump enough money on me,...they'll spend it by the truck load.

ShadyStoner said:

I can never have enough...

The casino is a great way to get rid of large amounts of cash quickly

If you cash out with over 10k here you get a tax receipt

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I love the casino...just the spell in the air gets my blood pumpin

I fix all of my cash overflow with my dealers...

When i was around 14 or 15 we were out messing in the local forrest when we saw the local herion dealer out walking, which we thought was a bit weird... we followed him to his stash... then followed him all the way to his house... my mate stayed there and i ran back to his stash where there was 4 golf ball sized bags of herion and 850 pounds (sterling) and half a 9 bar of hash and 4 porn video's... Stole the cash and hash and porno's... left him the smack... bought my self a nice mountain bike and used to rent the porn vids out at school for a fiver a weekend!!! Crazy looking back.... such a stupid thing to do but fuck it... and fuck him!!

put all your money in stocks to clean it. easiest fucking money laundering trick there is.

god damn, i even knew that in high school...

oh yeah, and when you want your *clean* money back, sell the stocks.

as fast as u want. wtf? bury it in your backyard? LOL

Put it in a safe! and very slowly put it in to the bank.

yeah if you do i have a drum set for cheap with cymbols and everything and a guitar, help get my ass across the country!

ShadyStoner said:

I can never have enough...

The casino is a great way to get rid of large amounts of cash quickly

If you cash out with over 10k here you get a tax receipt

Click to expand...

Living in Vegas or any town with a casino is excellent, you can claim professional gambler on your taxes.

5k at a time how many times do i have to say it space it in 1 month time period. or do everyday, your cover here! milk man

is it still 5k ? it was 8k until the early 90's

is that 5 or 8k thing true? id never heard about it before. but if there is a number that red flags an account somewhere it would be great to know about. hopefully someday i guess hahaha