^^Ha...There really needs to be some form of sarcasm font lol. Well i for one deal with it by being as smart as i can about what im doing so i don't get caught. Basically:
Don't tell/brag to anyone,
Don't tell your damn g/f,
Don't throw growing related objects in your garbage,
Don't have any drama or incidents anywhere near your grow...ever.
There isnt much else you can do really.