Damn that dudes lucky I bet he don't last 5 minutes with all that beaver.That's rubbish! You need 2 peens and one vagini. This will be the guys fantasy mostly! Unless of course you want the girl too!
Edit: it's nearly a week since I had sex. What do you say to a foursome?
Makes me want to eat a box of crackerjack….I think those uniforms are cool, but a bit outdated now don't you? Do they still have to wear those? Your ex had cancer?
Yeah she died about 5Makes me want to eat a box of crackerjack….I think those uniforms are cool, but a bit outdated now don't you? Do they still have to wear those? Your ex had cancer?
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I have NO desire to have more than one peen at a time. ZERO desire.That's rubbish! You need 2 peens and one vagini. This will be the guys fantasy mostly! Unless of course you want the girl too!
Edit: it's nearly a week since I had sex. What do you say to a foursome?
Hmmmmmm
Those are pretty nice.Depends on where it lands. There's no skill required to produce semen, it's all in the aim and distance.
I recently came on these:
Yes I had to pay for it and she had a weird european or russian accent but damn... yes, I was proud to see my cum on those tits and even a drop on her jawline.
Swarth?
Old member.
Only in the summer. Or do you mean her? I think she was Polish.
Or do you mean something else?
- Swarth is defined as turf or soil that is covered by grass
- A smaller, yet not any less filling, version of a slice or piece of something eatable
- Swarth is the third studio album by Australian extreme metal band Portal
- to produce sward
- Adjective used to describe any person with a dark complexion
That whole post: RFLMAO! You could have rocked that though. I'm pretty sure.
@Yessica… granted me this most special status. Secret initiation though.
The first rule of fight club is...
NO fucking way! That can't be real. But I have a sick feeling it is. I love the flan. What did they do for the topping? Carmelize a shower turd?^^ You rang? I'm so proud of my semen that I cook with it and serve the dishes to family and friends -
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cookbook!
This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits. Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of prostate milk. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.
I haven't tried any myself though. Gross...
