Are you PROUD of your SEMEN?

Yessica...

Yessica...

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I don't think I would trust a man who had never tried his own semen...

I like the adventurers. If you've never tried, you must naturally be not inquisitive.

I prefer a semen detective.

I know what I taste like. And it's NOT because I liked it off some guys dick...

p.s. whoever beat up a dude because he admitted tastin his own Jizzum is SUPER gay and closeted. In my opinion.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Padawanbater2 said:
@yessica I've never tasted my own spunk, should I? What's it taste like?
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I have no idea what YOUR spunk tastes like...

How close are you to Thunder Bay?

They're all different. And a lot of the time I barely taste it. It's swallowed very quickly.

But it does make my mouth feel like it has a semen film after. Like those little bastards get stuck between your teeth.

I recently compared it to licking a stick of deodorant.

I'm a little...different though.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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bu$hleaguer said:
Never tasted it. Wasn't in my agenda for, well, ever either.
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REALLY?

You've never been curious. Like if it was on your hand, never licked it?

I wouldn't lick it up off anywhere. But I've already tasted it.

If it was mine, and I MADE it - you best believe I would have tried.

I'm a funny duck though.

I take back the "can't be trusted unless you have eaten your own jizz" statement.

I just figured it was more common.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Yessica... said:
REALLY?

You've never been curious. Like if it was on your hand, never licked it?

I wouldn't lick it up off anywhere. But I've already tasted it.

If it was mine, and I MADE it - you best believe I would have tried.

I'm a funny duck though.

I take back the "can't be trusted unless you have eaten your own jizz" statement.

I just figured it was more common.
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I top my hot dogs in my own warm feces though! Tastes like hot dogs covered in human shit!
 
doingdishes

doingdishes

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Yessica... said:
Hmmmmmm

Lets think.

1. Dress up your penis like a wizard, take a picture, and PM it to me.

2. Get a time machine and start talking to me and being nice from the time I started here. Actually if you had a time machine you would automatically get nip status.

3. PM me your peen. With a happy face drawn on the tip, or just normie.

Also If you have some known-person breasts to share - ill take those too.

I'm excited to find out how you choose to "level up".

I'm REALLY hoping for option # 1.
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well i guess i won't be getting that. if i was going to take pics and send to someone, my wife will take it permanently...haha....althought I LOVE wizards. my home is filled with dragons and wizards
love you to pieces but won't be going there...
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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doingdishes said:
well i guess i won't be getting that. if i was going to take pics and send to someone, my wife will take it permanently...haha....althought I LOVE wizards. my home is filled with dragons and wizards
love you to pieces but won't be going there...
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Bring your WIFE!

Get her to make the costume and take the picture. Then when you kids get nip status you can BANG.

win win win
 
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