Bat Guano Tea

So I have some bat shit coming in the mail and I've been doing a little reading up on it. Most people say the tea is the way to go opposed to top dressing.. the thing is no one goes about saying how it should be made. So if anyone has any experience they want to share, that would be the shit!

...get it, the shit!
HA!
like what's sitting in the back of my pants

thx
mud

so... you guys that use guano. what's the best way to apply it?

mud1dnot2 said:

so... you guys that use guano. what's the best way to apply it?

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That just sounds awful LolL why would you subjest yourself to injesting "Poop"!? Sounds like it would taste like ... "shit".

i seriously thought he meant to fucking drink SMFH!! I'm too baked for this..

i only ingest my wifes feces...well, not purposely, it just splatters in there when she craps on my chest.

ya sick dog!! Pleased to meet you lol

dude ur pretty wild but i make my tea with indonesian bat guano asit is low in nitrogen and has a good p number as for the mix i mix it in with my waterings less than 1/2 strength of what package says and stir vigorously then i add my molasses and peroxide just my mix of tea but to answer ur question i mix it with my water and just water as usual

no shit? what's the peroxide do? never heard of that

mud1dnot2 said:

so... you guys that use guano. what's the best way to apply it?

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i use it and i mix all my veg nuts together. you want the guano to set after being mixed up for 24 hrs.

the peroxcide provides oxygen to roots.

also helps with algea buildup

uh, dude, dont add that peroxide to your shit! Lol, I am seriuos that is some bad advice, at least from what I understand.

I aint starting a shit storm here. lol

peroxide will kill all the good bacterias in your teas and soils and if you are organic that is really really bad for your plants.

Mix the teas, with some molasses, worm castigns.


Unchlorinated water -1 gal
bat guano- 1 tbsp-2tbsp, you gotta work up to 2.
molasses- 1 tbsp
sea kelp -1-2 tabsp
IMPORTANT---TAKE AN AQUARIUM AIRSTONE AND PUT IT INTO YOUR MIXTURE FOR A DAY OR 2. THIS WILL FEED AND GIVE YOU YOUR OXYGEN AND GOOD BACTERIAS AND LITTLE CRITTERS YOU NEED.
or you can just shake and pour and repour a few times a day unti you feed.

this is a base. there are many more things you can add. these are basics at your local nursery.

for veg use high N and for flpwer use High P.

YOU BELONG IN THE ORGANICS SECTION. I HAVE LEARNED SO FREAKIN MUCH IN A MONTH OVER THERE. LOL.


so go read organics. organics is the best, easy cheaper and healthier. Also tastier.

use hydroguard for your clean tanks and good roots. It is by botanicare. It is great and orgnanic and way nicer for your plants.

use an airstone and an aquarium orbigger airpump for your oxygen. this is important for teas. less as imprtant for res.

all good advice...all I want to add now is the guano...is it okay if I just add it to the water and shake the shit out of it?

yeah, also a good idea is to add it and let it sit a few hours then shake it again.

sounds even better

mud 1dnot 2 said:

sounds even better

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read the instructions it says 24 hrs after mixing.

i will as soon as i get the mother fucker. i ordered it about 7 days ago from a shop on ebay and it should finally get here tomorrow. but yeah, as soon as I get the bag, i'll definitely read up on it...
but just to clarify, i should mix it with a gallon of water and let it sit for a day & THEN add molasses before watering?

mud1dnot2 said:

i will as soon as i get the mother fucker. i ordered it about 7 days ago from a shop on ebay and it should finally get here tomorrow. but yeah, as soon as I get the bag, i'll definitely read up on it...
but just to clarify, i should mix it with a gallon of water and let it sit for a day & THEN add molasses before watering?

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7 days thats a long time dam you might harvest by then. LOL

Yeah, no shit. I think I'm still about 3-5 weeks out from harvest, so hopefully the guano might make for a somewhat successful last ditch effort...

...think it'll make a difference?