Lol the deer was by far the best. My buddies mom had just rolled her car into a ditch because she swerved a deer. Up there it happens a lot (was scary when I took my street bike up there lol). So he was explaining to me how if you see a deer don't ever fucking swerve and break, and to just "hit the son' bitch". Long behold 15 minutes later down the dark night road around a left blind turn... fuckin' deer. I instantly pressed back into the seat a little bit with a kind of =O "uh oh" face, look at my buddy driving, feel him let off the gas (thinking if he could stop)... nope, gets back on the gas and *BAP*. Fuckin' bambi hit a 4' solid steel bumper carried by a 1998 Chevy Silverado and then just whipped into the trees and it was gone...
Blood and hair on the headlight and that was it... took a fucking huge chunk out of the deer. I was pretty much =O for a good 3 minutes then we just started laughing our asses off.
Oh weed.