RetiredToker76
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Formula for the perfect "Lewbowski Bath" minus the marmot, colloquially "Hippy Stew"
Modification of "Festival (That's ALL THE HOT WATER?!?!?) Shower"
Good for high energy days.
Ingredients:
(1 each) Hair towel, body towel, door blocking towel, hand towel.
1 Joint (sativa)
1 cup (397.47g) of Epsom Salts
Necessary soaps, solvents, scrubbing tools, razors, & conditioners
Bath on hot.
(Optional 1: Bluetooth speaker, jazz and candles)
(Optional 2: Invading Nihilists with a marmot.)
Place floor towel at door jam and close AC vent. (The smaller the bathroom the better.)
Fill tub with hot water.
Soak for 20-30 minutes and smoke joint to large roach size leaving last 1/3.
Wash/condition that nasty hippy hair.
Gender-scape yo-self.
Empty tub of filthy hippy soup.
Let joint burn in the ash tray to finish filling the room with smoke.
Shower on warm with foaming deep exfoliating scrub.
Rinse completely decreasing water temp to Cold AF as you go.
Open the door, fall into the other room gasping for air.
Dry body to Sahara levels of dryness.
Brush hippy hair.
Dress if that's your thing.
Bed Time / Lazy Day version:
Substitute Sativa for Indica, and finish rinse on all hot.
Modification of "Festival (That's ALL THE HOT WATER?!?!?) Shower"
Good for high energy days.
Ingredients:
(1 each) Hair towel, body towel, door blocking towel, hand towel.
1 Joint (sativa)
1 cup (397.47g) of Epsom Salts
Necessary soaps, solvents, scrubbing tools, razors, & conditioners
Bath on hot.
(Optional 1: Bluetooth speaker, jazz and candles)
(Optional 2: Invading Nihilists with a marmot.)
Place floor towel at door jam and close AC vent. (The smaller the bathroom the better.)
Fill tub with hot water.
Soak for 20-30 minutes and smoke joint to large roach size leaving last 1/3.
Wash/condition that nasty hippy hair.
Gender-scape yo-self.
Empty tub of filthy hippy soup.
Let joint burn in the ash tray to finish filling the room with smoke.
Shower on warm with foaming deep exfoliating scrub.
Rinse completely decreasing water temp to Cold AF as you go.
Open the door, fall into the other room gasping for air.
Dry body to Sahara levels of dryness.
Brush hippy hair.
Dress if that's your thing.
Bed Time / Lazy Day version:
Substitute Sativa for Indica, and finish rinse on all hot.
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