DoobieBrother
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Freddy da Frog showing where I do my best tokin':
My mobility for the past few years has been spotty, so I spend a lot of my days & nights in front of the computer, with Freddy, my South American Poison Dart attack frog, faithfully guarding me at all times.
And I spend a lot of that time lurking and posting in the 600, much to your chagrin, in bewtween tokes, marathon bass playing sessions, and watching cool stuff on youtube, hulu, and netflix.
My mobility for the past few years has been spotty, so I spend a lot of my days & nights in front of the computer, with Freddy, my South American Poison Dart attack frog, faithfully guarding me at all times.
And I spend a lot of that time lurking and posting in the 600, much to your chagrin, in bewtween tokes, marathon bass playing sessions, and watching cool stuff on youtube, hulu, and netflix.
Oh, occasionally I would dabble in online line porn, but Ill tell you something:
I would only stroke it in the late evening.
Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening or the mid-evening.
So, just the early evening, mid-evening and late evening.
Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-mid-afternoon.
Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . .
...but NEVER at dusk!
I would never do that!
NEVER at dusk!!!
And so, in short:I would only stroke it in the late evening.
Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening or the mid-evening.
So, just the early evening, mid-evening and late evening.
Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-mid-afternoon.
Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . .
...but NEVER at dusk!
I would never do that!
NEVER at dusk!!!
If you love a grandmother's hugs after she's baked you some chocolate chip cookies from scratch and served them piping hot and fresh with love and a tall & frosty glass of 100% non-homogenized whole milk where the crust of cream skins up at the top of the bottle and you get to lick the lid clean after you remove the cardboard lid,
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or if the joyous smile of a young child who's taking her first steps without help from her ma or pa as they watch on with fear and hope at the promise of a life yet to be lived pulls at your heartstrings,
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or you love warm puppy breath brushing across your bare toes from your best little furry buddy ever after he's ran his heart out for the day and wolfed down a big ol' bowl of his favorite table scraps and slumbers with his over-sized puppy head with it's bulging puppy eyes safely hidden behind their furry closed puppy lids all resting snugly on your tired feet as you sit back in your easy chair next to a crackling fire in the woodstove while you enjoy a bit of your favorite pipe and marvel at how perfect your puppy friend is in all ways and how you'll love him for all his days unto the end of time itself, DoobieBrother
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or if your heart melts when your fluffy and adorable kitty cat's whiskers tickle your bare arm as their little wet nose sends a shiver up your spine and straight to the center of your being to warm your weary soul as they purr like a finely-tuned motor boat to show how much they love being scratched all about their furry little head & neck and under the chin by you,
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then you'll vote for
DoobieBrother,
D o o b i e B r o t h e r
because he wrote about all those things that you like and that warm your heart that you just read,
and he also desperately needs a prize from zong that he can win,
among other things!
DoobieBrother
Always remember and never forget:
DoobieBrother
***Bodacious Ta-Ta's!!!***
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-Doobius Maximus
Im Fraternum Semper,
Esq. and Notary Public,
Kat Whisperus Ultimatus,
Cannabis Tokers Union Local 420,
member#1-69-96-4761-23-3-15
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What's my name!?
...DoobieBrother...
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or if the joyous smile of a young child who's taking her first steps without help from her ma or pa as they watch on with fear and hope at the promise of a life yet to be lived pulls at your heartstrings,
DoobieBrother
DoobieBrother
DoobieBrother
or you love warm puppy breath brushing across your bare toes from your best little furry buddy ever after he's ran his heart out for the day and wolfed down a big ol' bowl of his favorite table scraps and slumbers with his over-sized puppy head with it's bulging puppy eyes safely hidden behind their furry closed puppy lids all resting snugly on your tired feet as you sit back in your easy chair next to a crackling fire in the woodstove while you enjoy a bit of your favorite pipe and marvel at how perfect your puppy friend is in all ways and how you'll love him for all his days unto the end of time itself, DoobieBrother
DoobieBrother
DoobieBrother
DoobieBrother
or if your heart melts when your fluffy and adorable kitty cat's whiskers tickle your bare arm as their little wet nose sends a shiver up your spine and straight to the center of your being to warm your weary soul as they purr like a finely-tuned motor boat to show how much they love being scratched all about their furry little head & neck and under the chin by you,
DoobieBrother
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DoobieBrother
then you'll vote for
DoobieBrother,
D o o b i e B r o t h e r
because he wrote about all those things that you like and that warm your heart that you just read,
and he also desperately needs a prize from zong that he can win,
among other things!
DoobieBrother
Always remember and never forget:
DoobieBrother
***Bodacious Ta-Ta's!!!***
DoobieBrother
DoobieBrother
DoobieBrother
-Doobius Maximus
Im Fraternum Semper,
Esq. and Notary Public,
Kat Whisperus Ultimatus,
Cannabis Tokers Union Local 420,
member#1-69-96-4761-23-3-15
DoobieBrother
DoobieBrother
DoobieBrother
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DoobieBrother
DoobieBrother
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What's my name!?
...DoobieBrother...
