WOW!!!! Im away for a few days and there is more pr0n than you can shake a stick at lol
So a competition is looming ayyy
This should be fun and interesting to see where the lil rog winds up hahaha. I got a few places id like to plant the lil duder.
Headsup man sorry to hear of the employment troubles. I personally wont work for anyone who makes me have to piss in a cup. Growing up a hoodlum and in trouble with the law almost nonstop in my younger years I had to piss in a cup almost 2 times a week. Its humiliating, Being put on the spot and demanded to piss. Fuck that shit. However you can beat the piss poachers quite easily if you dont have some peter gazer breathing on your knob whilst taking the test. My good buddy does it all the time as he is moving from job to job in the union and has to pass a drug screen on a regular bases. First get some clean piss from a non smoker or synthetic piss works well too. Then get a large visine bottle an d about an hour before your test you got to get the bottle up to temp. The best way is to put it next to your junk haha. When nobody's watching bada bing dump into the cup.
PISS TEST 101
Now if your being watched its a bit nerve wracking but can be done. Just hook a small clear tube to the visine bottle and hold under the package. It takes some practice obvisously to make it look real, but a good amount of fag trashing the peter gazer should get you a few precious seconds to empty the bottle. Its fucked up that i know such tricks hehe. Im an anarchist at heart hahaha.
And for the clean approach what ive found worked well for me was overloading with water, about a 2 liter about an hour before the test. Then eat a few Vitamin b2 and make sure you piss a few times to get you piss all water. The Vb2 should make your piss yellow so the peter gazer aint dumping out your shit and calling you out on flushing. This method has worked well more than a few times for me but everyone is diffrent soooo. happy studying ole buddy
Also sorry to hear of the mites. They are a BITCH to get rid of. "Safer end all insect killer" and DE worked well for my infestastion. The spray is the only one i could find that killed the mite and eggs. 2 applications wiped em out completely and i think i had a farely bad infestation. GL
Mucho props to all 600 brethren yall are killin it
1BMM
EDIT not implying that you failed ur test HU just offering advice from an old convict hehehe.