CNN: Florida Zombie Attack Could Be Part Of A Trend

deprave

deprave

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[video=youtube;bDZYIL5ccp0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDZYIL5ccp0[/video]

Allegedly As a result of "Bath Salts" (a new synthetic drug) people are behaving like zombies...growling and chewing off peoples faces like this man in Florida. It took an extadinory ammount of bullets to kill the zombie, the man had "super human like strengths"...Interesting how there is yet no evidence for the "Bath Salts" and they are just running with this...Allegedly this is some sort of a trend, its happened 3 times.

"All 3 had super human strength"

"All 3 became psychotic and chewed off peoples faces"

This last incident it took 15 officers to subdue the man, tazers didn't stop him, he was hit by a car and kept going.

They are also alleging he was on "LSD" lol


Wow...
 
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NoDrama

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People can't just be fucking crazy or anything, there just HAS TO BE something that made them do it. Cannabis makes black people rape white woman and listen to Jazz music. More yellow journalism please.
 
deprave

deprave

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Lol that's exactly what I pictured, every time I see someone with an Obama bumper sticker they look exactly like that.
 
deprave

deprave

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NoDrama said:
People can't just be fucking crazy or anything, there just HAS TO BE something that made them do it. Cannabis makes black people rape white woman and listen to Jazz music. More yellow journalism please.
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Yea there is some kind of political group behind that you can bet. Probably "Mothers Action to get Drugs away from kids" Funded "in part" by group for a global monopoly on drugs.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Nice Ol Bud said:
No its a purple, furry one!
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omfg, this has to be the funniest, most original thing anyone has ever said anywhere ever!

where do you come up with this stuff?

i'm slapping my knee and splitting my sides right now in laughter.

epic. just epic.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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well, it appears i have trolled nice ol' bigot to the point where he is reduced to 12 year old copycat tactics.

excellent work, only took me about 20 minutes.

LOL!
 
ctwalrus

ctwalrus

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20 minutes dedicated to such nonsense... what a shame. i tend to just not post, and switch threads.
 
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