Confessions

JohnnyGreenfingers said:
I once robbed a guy for 5 pounds, because he pretty much forced me to. Afterwards, to save face he was going around telling people there was a $5,000 reward for whoever could lead him to me or tell him where I was. (wasn't hiding, whatevs) His big words got back to me, so I went directly to his house, knocked on the door, he was dumb enough to open it, at which time I convinced him that his best option was to pay me my reward and either move or keep his fucking big mouth shut in my city. Left with the cash, never saw him again.
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totally convincing story
 
I did a lot of stupid shit when I was younger (14-15), mainly small random robberies because the group I was hanging out with had a tendency to do incredibly stupid shit when we got bored. Worst thing I think was a home invasion where someone got shot (non fatally in the shin and it wasn't by me but still shot) we were trying to recover a couple lbs that a friend had been burned for. shortly after that i met one of my best friends to this day that made me realize how retarded I was being and helped turn me into a much better person
 
I love baking cookies and scones and I don't mean the kind that gets you high. And I hide half of them too. MINE. LOL...

I still can't fry an egg.

I steal the topping bits off cakes as I walk past. I can't help it. Love them little cherries.
 
neosapien said:
Sometimes, real late at night, I like to pee off my balcony. Don't judge me.
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I used to do that when I lived in Minneapolis. Only, I peed out a window, and it was on the bums and crackheads at 3 in the morning, in Steven's Square. LoL. No shame there brotha'!

I make a really killer Cheese Cake. I made one a few years ago, for the boss lady's office. She knew it was not a "lite" or diet cheese cake (about 500 calories a piece, and we're talking wedge pieces, not human sized.) Took it in to her office for her, and all her co-workers just HAD to try some!!! But, only if it was "diet." So, I said it was. They ate the whole thing, and left her with like 3 pieces... Fuck your diet, fatty. That's what you get for being greedy and eating my boss lady's strawberry cheese cake!
 
Trolls really piss me off but I try my best to hide the fact. I don't want them to think it worked, but it usually always does ha
 
A kid I knew in high school 'borrowed' his grandfather's car. There were too many of us so he had to ride in the trunk while I drove. We forgot about him in there. Me and my buddy then went and drove that little Datsun as hard as we could on some dirt roads. I kinda crashed it too. We remembered about him hours after that still. I feel pretty bad looking back... At the time it kinda made our night which makes it worse I guess.
 
minnesmoker said:
I used to do that when I lived in Minneapolis. Only, I peed out a window, and it was on the bums and crackheads at 3 in the morning, in Steven's Square. LoL. No shame there brotha'!

I make a really killer Cheese Cake. I made one a few years ago, for the boss lady's office. She knew it was not a "lite" or diet cheese cake (about 500 calories a piece, and we're talking wedge pieces, not human sized.) Took it in to her office for her, and all her co-workers just HAD to try some!!! But, only if it was "diet." So, I said it was. They ate the whole thing, and left her with like 3 pieces... Fuck your diet, fatty. That's what you get for being greedy and eating my boss lady's strawberry cheese cake!
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*schuylaar guilt - age 22, once when waiting tables, i gave a lady "regular" when she asked for "decaf" (end of night and would of needed to make a new pot)..when my friend who worked there found out she ripped me a new one because she said it could affect her in a way i hadn't anticipated..i never forgot that..
 
ebgood said:
i dine-n-dashed for the first time this weekend.
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Just so you know that will usually come out of your server's (minimum wage +) pocket when you do that.

Mrs GWN is a server & she will chase "walkers" down & grab em so she doesn't do all the work & then have to pay some douch's $100 bill on top of it.
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
Just so you know that will usually come out of your server's (minimum wage +) pocket when you do that.

Mrs GWN is a server & she will chase "walkers" down & grab em so she doesn't do all the work & then have to pay some douch's $100 bill on top of it.
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This brings up something that should be looked at. Why aren't servers paid more to bounce at restaurants? Why are they the ones in charge of security? Was there a course to take on how to deal with those issues? Are they protected if things get rough?

Really.
 
When I was young around 10 I got off the bleachers at a baseball game and told a kid not to take my spot sitting at the top.

He did and I pushed him off it backwards when I came back. He landed neck first on a cooler and was knocked unconscious. It was maybe a 7 foot drop off the back.
 
Balzac89 said:
When I was young around 10 I got off the bleachers at a baseball game and told a kid not to take my spot sitting at the top.

He did and I pushed him off it backwards when I came back. He landed neck first on a cooler and was knocked unconscious. It was maybe a 7 foot drop off the back.
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whoa, lucky for you that kid wasn't paralyzed..
 
I threw a blown out deer stomach and all of it's contents at the windshield of a car that didn't merge on the freeway for me.
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
Just so you know that will usually come out of your server's (minimum wage +) pocket when you do that.

Mrs GWN is a server & she will chase "walkers" down & grab em so she doesn't do all the work & then have to pay some douch's $100 bill on top of it.
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It's illegal for an employer to pay less than minimum wage. The gas station my wife works at tried docking pay for drive offs and found out the hard way.
 
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