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april

Pickle Queen
Today is one of those "not so fresh" days.
Try working with a new immigrant who is yet to discover deodorant....cherry is having her space heater pointed my way...with her in the middle...all freaking day..irony is she insisted we have a scent policy...apparently being clean and smelling nice offends her...as a manager I deal with everyone else complaining about her odor...not sure how to approach this one...best to tag in HR and take 2 steps (and breaths) back....lol
 

spandy

Well-Known Member
Try working with a new immigrant who is yet to discover deodorant....cherry is having her space heater pointed my way...with her in the middle...all freaking day..irony is she insisted we have a scent policy...apparently being clean and smelling nice offends her...as a manager I deal with everyone else complaining about her odor...not sure how to approach this one...best to tag in HR and take 2 steps (and breaths) back....lol

Make sure this new comer understands how the plumbing works in this country.

Otherwise, you will get an unwelcomed surprise in the garbage can.
 

april

Pickle Queen
Make sure this new comer understands how the plumbing works in this country.

Otherwise, you will get an unwelcomed surprise in the garbage can.
The sunny side up tp in the garbage has been addressed...also the unwrapped lady products...why does she use
Tp as a pad??? Lovely smart lady...but she is disgusting...lol shit I feel bad saying that but ewww..
 

Mad Hamish

Well-Known Member
I would love to be a super annoying immigrant. I would pretend that shoes are against my religion. I would drive right in the middle of the road because 'your rules confuse me'. I would also fart loudly as a 'traditional greeting' that will be fun. I will keep telling people their pets 'look delicious' and their children 'are of age for selling' and that I miss my pet hippopotamus. I will ROCK immigration no BS.
 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member
I post fake jobs on CL and ask for a picture to get girls' contact info. Waaaay easier than meeting them in Victoria's Secret, the liquor store, etc.

a two-fer

I once met a girl in line at the DMV. We hit it off, became gf and bf, broke up and got back together, twice, before our turn at the counter. We never saw each other again.
 

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator
Staff member
I went running down the main street of a small little town hosting a 'muscadel' festival (sweet red dessert wine, turns your ears red after two sips) wearing only Doc Martens and a pair of novelty underpants featuring a plastic rhino horn and didn't get arrested.
Pic's or it didn't happen.

And you can blur out the Rhino horn if necessary. :cool:
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Try working with a new immigrant who is yet to discover deodorant....cherry is having her space heater pointed my way...with her in the middle...all freaking day..irony is she insisted we have a scent policy...apparently being clean and smelling nice offends her...as a manager I deal with everyone else complaining about her odor...not sure how to approach this one...best to tag in HR and take 2 steps (and breaths) back....lol
Talk about passive aggressive, eh, what did you do to piss her off? Maybe apologize for anything and gift her with some deodorant by way of a present? If not try to get the cell phone video of HR talking with her please?
 

april

Pickle Queen
Talk about passive aggressive, eh, what did you do to piss her off? Maybe apologize for anything and gift her with some deodorant by way of a present? If not try to get the cell phone video of HR talking with her please?
She's actually a really nice person...having immigrated to Canada from Dubai less than a yr
Ago kinda gives her some wiggle room...the small things we assume are common sense are not always "common" when foreigners are involved.
She got a trendy hairdo, dresses very nice...I mean Guess..Prada. ..seriously her purse collection would drop Paris Hilton off the grid quickly. But deodorant ...will be a whole new experience. ..lol
HR and I thought of an idea...we don't want to offend her so she won't be singled out.
Emergency bags will be handed out in case you get stranded at work......this way I have an excuse to explain what's in the bag....
 
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