Confessions

GreatwhiteNorth · Mar 6, 2015

Indagrow said:
Moved to the beach! Actually love my commute being longer, finally have some time to think. I just forget all the ideas by the time I get home, is that even thinking?

Kinda like me in the shower in the morning.
I'm a freakin Einstein for like 20 minutes & then *Poof*, all gone.

Mad Hamish · Mar 7, 2015

For me it is that moment before blackout. I have solved world hunger in the second before losing consciousness. I also lose all memory of actual solutions. But that one moment when you GET it, priceless lol

Pinworm · Mar 7, 2015

I got curious and ate a piece of dog food yesterday. Not bad. Leaves quite a bit to be desired.

bu$hleaguer · Mar 7, 2015

Pinworm said:
Not bad. Leaves quite a bit to be desired.

Kinda like fucking your sister I would assume.

Iloveskywalkerog · Mar 7, 2015

Perfect thread to post this here's my confession. I am not mainliner.

Singlemalt · Mar 7, 2015

Pinworm said:
I got curious and ate a piece of dog food yesterday. Not bad. Leaves quite a bit to be desired.

Needs salt and garlic

Mad Hamish · Mar 7, 2015

Pinworm said:
I got curious and ate a piece of dog food yesterday. Not bad. Leaves quite a bit to be desired.

What kind, wet or kibbles? Have you compared the two? What brand was it? The Hills Science Plan smells terrific.

Singlemalt · Mar 7, 2015

Back in college I'd occasionally toss in half a can of chicken cat food in my ramen noodles, wasn't bad

Mad Hamish · Mar 7, 2015

Confession: I keep wondering if you get such a thing as dwarf midgets, or midget dwarves. Like little little people. I mean they are two different things, midgets and dwarves, so can you get a person that is BOTH? I know it is incorrect in some way but man that would be awesome, I'd try and piss one off and run backwards in circles just to watch his little legs go.

Unclebaldrick · Mar 7, 2015

Singlemalt said:
Back in college I'd occasionally toss in half a can of chicken cat food in my ramen noodles, wasn't bad

So what did you do with the other half?

curious2garden · Mar 7, 2015

Mad Hamish said:
For me it is that moment before blackout. I have solved world hunger in the second before losing consciousness. I also lose all memory of actual solutions. But that one moment when you GET it, priceless lol

When I was working on math I would dream solutions. Some of the tough problems might require several nights to solve. It was amazing.

Pinworm said:
I got curious and ate a piece of dog food yesterday. Not bad. Leaves quite a bit to be desired.

Never EVER get curious. Let me be a lesson to you.

Singlemalt said:
Back in college I'd occasionally toss in half a can of chicken cat food in my ramen noodles, wasn't bad

Dog on a log.....

Mad Hamish · Mar 7, 2015

In Pin's case he is about to drop a dog food log.

Hookabelly · Mar 7, 2015

Singlemalt said:
Back in college I'd occasionally toss in half a can of chicken cat food in my ramen noodles, wasn't bad

Did NOT! (what did it taste like?) I hear cat food is salty.. they need more sodium.

I don't seem to have any moderate confessions such as these. Mine are either not fit to print here or boring enough to put everyone to sleep. @curious2garden I've got a "make yourself at home" story too, only I didn't eat a "U" out of the ham. (that was the funniest image btw)

curious2garden · Mar 7, 2015

Hookabelly said:
Did NOT! (what did it taste like?) I hear cat food is salty.. they need more sodium.

I don't seem to have any moderate confessions such as these. Mine are either not fit to print here or boring enough to put everyone to sleep. @curious2garden I've got a "make yourself at home" story too, only I didn't eat a "U" out of the ham. (that was the funniest image btw)

Well I confessed so it seems about time you spilled

Oh and it turns out the ham was an expensive Christmas gift from his parents.

bu$hleaguer · Mar 7, 2015

I confess that a long time ago when I was like 16 or so I masturbated in my room and had an orgasm. Pretty much while my hand was around my penis and there was semen all over my hand, my mom opened my door and walked into my room telling me to come downstairs for dinner. She never mentioned it again but yeah that happened.

Singlemalt · Mar 7, 2015

Unclebaldrick said:
So what did you do with the other half?

Gave it to the cat

Singlemalt · Mar 7, 2015

Hookabelly said:
Did NOT! (what did it taste like?) I hear cat food is salty.. they need more sodium.

I don't seem to have any moderate confessions such as these. Mine are either not fit to print here or boring enough to put everyone to sleep. @curious2garden I've got a "make yourself at home" story too, only I didn't eat a "U" out of the ham. (that was the funniest image btw)

Actually its not at all salty, however the ramen soup packet had ample salt

Craftybiatch · Mar 7, 2015

Mad Hamish said:
After my wife was finished with me at dawn, such a thorough job was done even my garden taps look like this. I am not making it up. View attachment 3361946

Are you complaining or celebrating ?

Indagrow · Mar 7, 2015

Yeah I never understood if a bent tap was a sign of accomplishment or a mature hour. I mean if you clean the shit out of your backyard do your taps bow down in respect ?

GreatwhiteNorth · Mar 7, 2015

Indagrow said:
Yeah I never understood if a bent tap was a sign of accomplishment or a mature hour. I mean if you clean the shit out of your backyard do your taps bow down in respect ?

Only the straight ones. :smile:

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