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KingJeff

KingJeff

Member
Im shocked he wasnt fired the first time. Usually a complaint that bad their ass is gone.. I had a similar experience years ago.

I took this girl I was crazy for to a nice place in Manhattan, after nearly having a stroke at check time the waiter who by the way was extremely annoying. He was like that waiter from office space...seriously...but still 15% i left. He comes back over and goes "Hey my man! I think you made a mistake!" With a big grin with his finger on the tip. I take out my phone anddouble checked..it was 15%. I said thst no I didnt and showed him. He says infront of my date "oh, people that come here usually dont go by that dumb rule. But if you need it more than me I understand. OK BYYYYEEE!

I was about to bug the fuck out...instead...I take a deep breath, smile, go "Your right! What a dumb rule! Give me the check please" and take out my wallet, put the cash back in I left for him, and then even left exact coins and we got uo in the same condencending voice I went "OKKKK BYYYEEEE :D" lol...we actly had a laugh over it instead of embaressment.

Some people...and like I said...thst check was crazy...he got a nice tip. But his award winning personality fucked that up.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

Well-Known Member
Better get that checked out...seriously, blood flow to your dick is a good thing...and practice has more than one meaning

"When an erection lasts for more than four hours, the cells of the penis get less oxygen (which is the food for their survival) because the blood is old and stagnant. The man will then experience pain because of this. As these cells die or scar, the penis will lose its ability to have a normal erection. The tissues of the penis must be healthy, relaxed and "stretchy" in order to allow the new blood to come in and allow a normal erection. After the four-hour time period, the penis cells will become less pliable. This makes normal future erections more difficult."

I've seen some very embarrassing cases...if your being serious you really wanna go. Sometimes they don't leave with what they walked in with.........
 
KingJeff

KingJeff

Member
I burst a blood vessel in mh dixk during rough sex once. No pain...just a swallon penis for about two weeks and had to get the blood and fluid drained...by myself...it didnt hurt...just looked awful.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
I came to the harsh conclusion that sometimes my dry jokes come off as trolling! And for that i apologize fucken potheads! See i did it again..
 
KingJeff

KingJeff

Member
I am doing H all day but i only spent 150 bucks and got 500 last night so im manageing my addiction better lol. Oh and I got that new job


Other confession. I hate dealers who bait a d catch. 10 bags of H now magically 12. It ia good tho ao you get what you pay for.
 
Fungus Gnat

Fungus Gnat

Well-Known Member
A long time ago in a galaxy far away my boss gave me the resposiblilty of hiring people. My first hire was black, when my boss came back he made me fire the employee for a made up reason and I wasn't allowed to hire people anymore.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
A cunning cocktail of reserpine, ketamine and bupropion, with a soupçon of 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate. Serves 6 to 8 and serves'em right.
 
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