When I lived at Reefer ranch as High times magazine called it in Black creek on Vancouver Island I used to have these really uptight right wing Christians not the extreme nutter shit that was shoved down my throat as a kid , but close enough a more politically correct version , they obviously thought we were sinners and were hell bound my wife being so sweet greeted them with open arms once so they kept coming back , This was a real rural place and I was always in the bush doing something ?? finally I had told them I was not interested it had taken me more than a decade to get my head out of my ass and I was not interested in controlling fairy tails with underlining messages of intolerance and that I certainly did not want my Children exposed to there crap .
So one day I herd a vehicle come down the driveway my dog was going nuts early fall had some oder issues I so hearth rate was a little elevated you get the picture It has rained and I was picking leaves and shaking off plants to reduce the potential of Mould etc My fleece pants were soaked and I had on a pair of big green rubber boots I call out from the bush who my son shouts looks like the bible thumpers again , I had finally had enough I ripped off all of my close , being a rather chubby man I was feeling a little conscious about my unit so i stood there getting a little manual stimulation on the go and I popped out in front of there car out of the bush it was 2 men and three woman men all in Suits ladies all in dresses , I walked up to them after they all got out of there cars and I said howdy welcome to Reefer Ranch I was just going to roll up a blunt and get really high maybe you would like to Join me ?
Haha It was awesome my chubby nude body and chubby unit was like the ultimate repellant , the woman turned from me I said you want to talk about god ? for me its about God , pot , unity and nudity , honestly I was really uncomfortable I have always been really embarrassed and self conscious about being naked anyways they almost ran back to there Car and never returned again .
There is a true confession
Charles RM