Confessions
- Thread starter Indagrow
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brand new out of the box....they were never used before
abe supercro
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germaphobe
well they were never used obviously wouldnt put dirty shoes on my kitchen counter LOL
kinetic
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My friend's wife had a boss that was sexually harrassing her/grooming her. The boss let them use his condo in florida while my friends were on vacation. My friend knew of the way his wife was being treated but kept cool as she looked for a different job.
Before they left on the last day my friend took all the silverware and rubbed his balls all over them.
Your hands are a heck of a lot dirtier than a new pair of shoes and you don't mind putting them on the counter do you ?
Hookabelly
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Priceless! He should have balled up the silverware, THEN punched that douche right in the mouth.
Why is the term "grooming" used in terms of harassment and pedophilia? I've always wondered. Every time I hear it I think of this:
Or in that poor woman's case, THIS:
Hookabelly
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Your kitchen's dishrag is dirtier than a new pair of shoes. Fact. Women's purses carry more germs than a toilet seat. Fact.
Mad Hamish
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Only thing I can't eat is peas. I have a total irrational fear of swallowing them, no BS. It is an evil legume.
mr sunshine
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Classy guy!
VP#2
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I agree, dishrags are fucking disgusting... I give the girlfriend shit for leaving it anywhere other than in the sink and only use it 1 or 2 days in a row, not a full month!!
I simply can't take the smell of a sour dish-rag !
It reminds me of the sugar cane processing plants in the Philippines - smelled exactly like that only times 1K.
It reminds me of the sugar cane processing plants in the Philippines - smelled exactly like that only times 1K.
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kinetic
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He's in a metal band, not the orchestra.
I love my unckie punkie very very much.
Hookabelly
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I simply can't take the smell of a sour dish-rag !
It reminds me of the sugar cane processing plants in the Philippines - smelled exactly like that only times 1K.
I had tried everything when laundering and even with a clean batch of dishrags, as soon as they got wet in the sink they still stunk! Solution: Boil them. Plain water or a dash of vinegar. Smell gone. When mine smell, I just toss a few into a large pot of boiling water for aout 10 min. Does the trick. You can then launder if you want. but the boiling water works.
Hookabelly
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Hope you were being sarcastic sunshine, I thought you would love that dude! He got his just dessert, so to speak. Only maybe his wife and kids are eating ball sweat off the silverware...
That never occurred to me and yet makes perfect sense.
*Bow's*
I owe you a debit of gratitude M-Lady.