Cookies Fam Genetics

Triple oh gee

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They just made some partnerships out here in missouri for cookies, and I tell ya, the Georgia pie, ocean beach, soap and a few others are on another level, all bred by seed junky in collab with cookies....ocean beach I'm smoking on now came in at 31.26% and is knockout smoke..got a fatty mature seed outta the snowman too im gonna pop...I'm partial to the smoke I grow myself but when I buy ,cookies is about the only thing that'll cut it for me atheist here in mo so far
 

stnr420

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My take, Berner is not the breeder, I have not seen him claim to be the breeder. He said he work with his growers or breeders, really I think he just knows what good weed looks like to him. His breeders seem to be full of shit to either not give away what the crosses actually are or because they don't want to admit thier foundational genetics were others work.

What bums me out is that the marketing campaign was so successful that everything became crossed with cookie variations. You have to go out of your way to find genetics that don't have cookies or gellato or sunset sherbert. Not saying thay stuffs not good but to me there not much variety in effect especially.

Cookies is not your weed heads company, they are the McDonald's of weed. There's an episode of Berners weed show or whatever where he goes to Jamaica to talk about his collab with Damien Marley(which bums me out knowing it'll get mixed with jamaican genetics, Arjan is also there) either way it shows Berner smoking some weed Marley gave him and you can tell dude is used to his cookies because he gets all high and paranoid talking about how he has to spaceout how much he smokes that stuff. Its pretty funny.
All the U.S. strains are there already..growing ourdoors...its over with already.....good luck finding true pure jamaica genetics anymore....people say the true lambsbread can only be found in st anne....if you go to negril.....cookies,kush,ice cream etc etc
 

Ilikesnacks

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I was told that everything there cross-pollinates too because of the wind blowing around the island, ? My buddy went down there and brought back some genetics to make more seeds with and he says phenos are all over the place, but I haven’t grown any of the seeds he gave me yet, I think I’ve got like 100 so there’s gotta be something good in there.
 

F_T_P!

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Overpriced hype.....dude rapper weed.

Cookies is Cherry pie x PCK, these hacks say it has durban in it lol, how would they know when they just popped some bag seed of fire weed bred by St. George

Berner is an amazing hype man but you can get just as good or better genetics for 1/10th of the prices they charge.

 

PJ Diaz

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Overpriced hype.....dude rapper weed.

Cookies is Cherry pie x PCK, these hacks say it has durban in it lol, how would they know when they just popped some bag seed of fire weed bred by St. George

Berner is an amazing hype man but you can get just as good or better genetics for 1/10th of the prices they charge.

I'm not sure where the idea came from that Cookies is Cherry Pie x PCK, but as far as Durban being in it, theoretically both Cherry Pie and Cherry Pie Kush have Durbin in them:


 

tstick

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Cookies Family brand is some of the worst commercial flower I've ever smoked. I knew it wouldn't be up the the hype...but it was actually embarrassingly bad. "The Soap"...just wow...terrible. NO flavor...nothing. All their flower looks like it was dried with a heat gun. Berner doesn't know anything other than how to light a joint. He's just a hype man playing to the ignorant crowd who want to believe anything. I regret spending any money on the brand.
 

F_T_P!

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I'm not sure where the idea came from that Cookies is Cherry Pie x PCK, but as far as Durban being in it, theoretically both Cherry Pie and Cherry Pie Kush have Durbin in them:


Have you every grown durban? Have you grown PCK? I have and cookies is a PCK cross, Tight hashy purple nugs with a raw bread dough flavor vs durban not as dense tastes like terpenoline which carries over heavily in crosses. Does cookies taste like dough or lemon pledge?
 

PJ Diaz

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Have you every grown durban? Have you grown PCK? I have and cookies is a PCK cross, Tight hashy purple nugs with a raw bread dough flavor vs durban not as dense tastes like terpenoline which carries over heavily in crosses. Does cookies taste like dough or lemon pledge?

And who knows what cherry pie is, nothing durban about it.
I've grown PCK, but not Durban. I do have a pack of Durban, but haven't gotten around to popping it yet. My PCK plants have been real piney, which I guess could translate into minty, but I haven't gotten doughy from the few PCK plants I've grown. Could be a difference in breeders, although PCK is supposed to be an IBL. There are a lot of possible crosses that could create the cookies terps.
 

harrychilds

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Cookies Family brand is some of the worst commercial flower I've ever smoked. I knew it wouldn't be up the the hype...but it was actually embarrassingly bad. "The Soap"...just wow...terrible. NO flavor...nothing. All their flower looks like it was dried with a heat gun. Berner doesn't know anything other than how to light a joint. He's just a hype man playing to the ignorant crowd who want to believe anything. I regret spending any money on the brand.
Did you get the weed off a random dude on a street corner? Or did you get it from the actual Cookies store in California? Because most of the cookies on the street is fake, it's just random dudes putting random weed in fake cookies packs and selling it as the real deal. There's actually a shit load of fake soap packs going around my area right now and it's shit, I wouldn't bother with it.
 
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harrychilds

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female cultivar x male cultivar = female seeds
I've only just thought about this... How can a female cultivar x male cultivar produce female seeds? I thought if you took a male and a female and sexed them they would produce regular seeds not female seeds?
 
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oodawg

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I've only just thought about this... How can a female cultivar x male cultivar produce female seeds? I thought if you took a male and a female and sexed them they would produce regular seeds not female seeds?
I'm sure thier "male cultivar" was a reversed female. Thier packaging is just dumbed down to thier target consumer who likely doesn't know or care to give a chit. Or the package wouldn't look as pretty as saying female cultivar and reversed pollen donor?
 

tstick

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Did you get the weed off a random dude on a street corner? Or did you get it from the actual Cookies store in California? Because most of the cookies on the street is fake, it's just random dudes putting random weed in fake cookies packs and selling it as the real deal. There's actually a shit load of fake soap packs going around my area right now and it's shit, I wouldn't bother with it.
I got it in Seattle at a recreational store. It was branded, dated and sealed. If it wasn't the legit stuff, then I don't know what else it would be. It was the highest priced bud in the store and everyone was raving. I had no reason to think it was going to be anything other than great. But, what a disappointment it was. It was as dry as a bone and turned into powder when broken up. Was it old? Nope. At the time, it was a fresh batch. Man, I'd hate to see an old batch.
I'd be here telling everyone how good it was...IF it had gone that way. But, like I say....embarrassingly bad.
I guess it's all relative to the type of people the brand is pandering to. We all know who they are. But, as far as I'm concerned, it's The Emperor's New Clothes story told in a slightly different way. It's their game. They price their stuff higher than anything else and then back up their hype via some lame rap.....and people believe it -not because it's true, but because they don't know any better. The message about how good it is is for them.
 

thenotsoesoteric

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I got it in Seattle at a recreational store. It was branded, dated and sealed. If it wasn't the legit stuff, then I don't know what else it would be. It was the highest priced bud in the store and everyone was raving. I had no reason to think it was going to be anything other than great. But, what a disappointment it was. It was as dry as a bone and turned into powder when broken up. Was it old? Nope. At the time, it was a fresh batch. Man, I'd hate to see an old batch.
I'd be here telling everyone how good it was...IF it had gone that way. But, like I say....embarrassingly bad.
I guess it's all relative to the type of people the brand is pandering to. We all know who they are. But, as far as I'm concerned, it's The Emperor's New Clothes story told in a slightly different way. It's their game. They price their stuff higher than anything else and then back up their hype via some lame rap.....and people believe it -not because it's true, but because they don't know any better. The message about how good it is is for them.
People gotta convince themselves they didn't get ripped off.

Same when people paid $500 a pack for candy rain because Berner said there was gonna be a $50,000 prize for the best pheno.

Those seeds were shit, most didn't pop and you never heard about that 50k prize ever again! Lol so much lol.

Mofo spending $500+ a pack mad when they see folks with much better phenos out of $40 packs.

$45 pack of lvtk
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$80 pack of dosimints
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Freebie from hazeman. Grape bubba
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