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I'll queue it up 2nd.
Please, PLEASE tell me someone else is watching "The tiger king" on Netflix...
If you're not watching it, start it RIGHT NOW!!!![]()
I'm being subjected to "Wipeout". Really cheesy version of ninja warrior. It's after 1 PM. I'm stuffing the bubbler and filling a glass. I could some dumb time. I am dumb. Guess just some time then.Will do!
I'm being subjected to "Wipeout". Really cheesy version of ninja warrior. It's after 1 PM. I'm stuffing the bubbler and filling a glass. I could some dumb time. I am dumb. Guess just some time then.
Don't let her talk to @Laughing Grass , you'll be lucky if she crushes your nuts. Trust me I'm her not ex boyfriend
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The story I remember is that she then drove and chucked the severed member from the car window.Now you made me remember this:
"John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt were an American couple married on June 18, 1989 whose relationship made world-wide headlines in 1993 when Lorena cut off his penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed."
I could feel my testicles retracting as I recalled that and the crazy glue incident. Can we quit giving them ideas?Now you made me remember this:
"John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt were an American couple married on June 18, 1989 whose relationship made world-wide headlines in 1993 when Lorena cut off his penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed."
Been listening to the local county dispatch scanner online. Guns, suicidal threats and respiratory issues seem to be trending the last two days.NYC's 911 system overwhelmed: 'I'm terrified,' paramedic says
“I’m terrified,” said Suarez, who has been a paramedic in New York City for 26 years and had assisted in rescue efforts during the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks and later served in the Iraq War. “I honestly don’t know if I’m going to survive. I’m terrified of what I’ve already possibly brought home.”
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NYC's 911 system overwhelmed: 'I'm terrified,' paramedic says
NEW YORK — The first of many calls that night involved a 24-year-old man who had a...www.sfgate.com
Been self serve since the 70's here. Those nozzles are biological dump sites.“I don’t think it’s a good idea for Oregonians to be able to pump their own fuel. There’s a few of us designated, trained attendants who touch the pumps and we’re taking the proper safety precautions,"
Trained to pump gas? This guy seems to think he's some kind of Petroleum Transfer Technician. People pump their own gas in the other 48 states. It's not rocket science and requires no training.
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Oregon temporarily lifts prohibition on self-service gas in response to coronavirus
The Oregon State Fire Marshal's Office on Saturday temporarily suspended the state's requirement that most drivers have their vehicles refueled by gas station attendants, in order to reduce workers' potential exposure to coronavirus.www.oregonlive.com
What would the world be without stunt pricks?John Wayne Bobbitt after having his penis cut off by his wife and tossed from a car into some bushes the penis was found, cleaned, and reattached. John couldn't live with the stigma that his junk might not work so he went on to make 2 pornographic movies so the world would know that he could still get it up.
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Been self serve since the 70's here. Those nozzles are biological dump sites.
Do you remember what Jeffery Dahmer asked Lorena Bobbitt after she cut his dick off?John Wayne Bobbitt after having his penis cut off by his wife and tossed from a car into some bushes the penis was found, cleaned, and reattached. John couldn't live with the stigma that his junk might not work so he went on to make 2 pornographic movies so the world would know that he could still get it up.
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