Covid-19

Laughing Grass · Apr 28, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
Need to buy one leave it fully open and stage a fake murder scene in the basement.

@Singlemalt my reply made no sense lol, I thought you meant the ring camera thing happened near you, not the window smashing.

I'd fake a murder scene with this guy. Corgi puppy eats a jar of jam, passes out and fakes his own murder scene.

Laughing Grass · Apr 28, 2020

shrxhky420 said:
I love you!!!

SH420

lol we have a break room here where you can pay to smash old laptops, dishes, figurines and stuff like that. It's kinda fun for the first time.

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DarkWeb said:
Not just IT.........pharmaceuticals comes to mind.

Cars too. Volvo randomly disabled carplay last November and it didn't come back until February.

curious2garden · Apr 28, 2020

shrxhky420 said:
Our shelter in place order was extended to the end of May. I'm sure it'll be pushed several times over. I see spikes coming... some people just don't get it. SMDH

SH420

I'm starting to think the Union should have allowed the South to secede.

raratt · Apr 28, 2020

shrxhky420 said:
There's a few of these

SH420

I helped a crew the day before xmas back in the days that they still shagged cans. Made a deal with the driver that he got the white wines and the cards with checks in them, I kept the red wines. Got an aged bottle of Merlot that was the best I'd ever tasted. My sister decided she needed it more than I did and drank the rest while I was sleeping, bitch.

cannabineer · Apr 28, 2020

shrxhky420 said:
Not on zoom, but I did hear about someone hacking, maybe it was an Alexa?, anyway guy was telling kids that he was Santa's helper and to destroy their rooms.. or some shit like that

SH420

A Satan’s helper with dyslexia lol

Laughing Grass · Apr 28, 2020

check your camera before joining the meeting

doublejj · Apr 28, 2020

Face masks for passengers now required on all JetBlue flights
“Wearing a face covering isn’t about protecting yourself; it’s about protecting those around you," the airline's president and chief operating officer said.

Face masks for passengers now required on all JetBlue flights

“Wearing a face covering isn’t about protecting yourself; it’s about protecting those around you," the airline's president and chief operating officer said.

www.nbcnews.com

tangerinegreen555 · Apr 28, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
check your camera before joining the meeting

View attachment 4548465

I knew it!

None of them are wearing pants.

Laughing Grass · Apr 28, 2020

doublejj said:
Face masks for passengers now required on all JetBlue flights
“Wearing a face covering isn’t about protecting yourself; it’s about protecting those around you," the airline's president and chief operating officer said.

Face masks for passengers now required on all JetBlue flights

“Wearing a face covering isn’t about protecting yourself; it’s about protecting those around you," the airline's president and chief operating officer said.

www.nbcnews.com

I'm kinda surprised your government isn't requiring this. Here you have to wear a mask when in the airport or flying. I kinda wish the would force people to wear one while grocery shopping or going to the drug store.

I got this from our property manager today. They're asking everyone to wear a mask when using common areas.

Laughing Grass · Apr 28, 2020

tangerinegreen555 said:
I knew it!

None of them are wearing pants.

lol I was wearing pajama bottoms when I had my doctor appointment today.

lokie · Apr 28, 2020

srh88 said:
That's the penndot magic. You never see them work. And their roads still suck. Until you drive in the Detroit area

Virginia is a open carry state. Open carry is generally allowed without a permit for people 18 years of age and older.

You get funny looks when you enter a bank with a gun.

How much funnier could it get today?

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curious2garden · Apr 28, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
lol I was wearing pajama bottoms when I had my doctor appointment today.

Gyn exam?

Laughing Grass · Apr 28, 2020

curious2garden said:
Gyn exam?

God no! lol could you imagine...

Metasynth · Apr 28, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
God no! lol could you imagine...

Lol this post is inviting trouble......

curious2garden · Apr 28, 2020

Metasynth said:
Lol this post is inviting trouble......

Penis

Laughing Grass · Apr 28, 2020

Metasynth said:
Lol this post is inviting trouble......

There was no response to that question that didn't invite trouble.

curious2garden said:
Penis

Every time I see an abnormal amount of whitespace I think about penises.

doublejj · Apr 28, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
There was no response to that question that didn't invite trouble.

Every time I see an abnormal amount of whitespace I think about penises.

it's working.....good

DarkWeb · Apr 28, 2020

doublejj said:
it's working.....good

You remind me of a old bud I haven't seen in a while......gotta give him a call.

doublejj · Apr 28, 2020

DarkWeb said:
You remind me of a old bud I haven't seen in a while......gotta give him a call.

brb my phone is ringing....

Metasynth · Apr 28, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
There was no response to that question that didn't invite trouble.

Every time I see an abnormal amount of whitespace I think about penises.

Fairly certain that’s my trademark...

Penis

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