Craziest Things You've Found In Weed.

man this thread title made me laugh but yeh i have found sum shit, ive had glitter once, hair once, sum pink paper shit i think part of party stringer
hahaha oh man craziest shit you youve found in weed haha man that sounds soo funny to me

haha worst i can say is a hair tie & a corona cap

i got a nice 5 gram rock in my bag once a few months ago

and my friend got jipped 5 pennies worth of bud in a QP of hydro. He was in a car with 3 big black guys when he picked up the QP and as he was looking at a zip he saw a penny but didnt mention anything better off to get robbed 5 pennies then 800$. that was the last time he talked to those guys.

that sucks bout that 5g rock!
and the pennies!

My mother once told me that my father bought a Pound once, and there was a 12oz rock in it. How he didn't see it I have no clue.

Once back in high school we found what looked to be pubic hairs in a ten dollar sack of shitty weed, I mean alot of pubic hairs, curly/black like a black man's ball hair!! So what did we do, we put it onto white paper and for over an hour picked out all the little hairs and smoked the weed!!! I used to drive my bike about three miles or so to the projects to get little five and ten dollar sacks, it was an adventure. Dealers on every corner trying to stop me and rip me off, but we had a place we went to where they took care of us, after the pubic hair incident we told the dealer and he just laughed!! He was probably thinking "stupid little white boys smoked my pubic hair"!!! The shit we used to do to get high!! I think he felt bad because next time I went there he gave me the best weed we ever smoked as kids, it was Skunk #1 fer sure, stunk up my jeans and my mom thought I was playing with dead animals when she did the wash!!! Loved the eighties!!!

I once found a bag of weed in a bag of weed once ^__^

I've had GRIT-WEED a few times (weed + powered glass) as well as green sprayed with silicon shit to weight it out, eeew.

The worst was bad in the days when we used to smoke Poo-Bar hash, found all manner of nasties in that stuff..... Found a piece of TESCO carrier bag one time, half a paper clip another time.

One time, I paid about 500 bucks for a pound of rocks a few years back lol couldnt check till i was home it actually was "hooked up" with and extra oz too lmao

yesterday i bought a pound and it had a human head in it.


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when my "boy" not me ofcoars... would bring few elbs at a time , and if theyd be in route for a couple days "he'd" pack fresh tortillas in with the turkey bags, and therefore the dank will slowy absorb mosture w. out affecting taste or smell. instead of losing a zip on a elb u'd gain a half zip per.. but when u remove torillas days later, there dry, and if u sifted thro small amounts less than a z, u will find remenants...a lil mexi w. ur dank any1?

Once i got a bag of reg, from an old friend, turns out he wasnt such a good friend, he glued ciggarette tobacco on the bud to make it weigh more...thats the most fucked up thing ever happened to me.

A FINGER!.. NO JOKE LOOKED LIKE A FINGER.. SO WE PUT IT BACK IN THE BAG AND SOLD THAT SH IT TO THE NEXT GUY.. NEVER HEARD BACK FROM ANYONE..... EVER .. EVER AGAIN..


NO JOKE DONT RIP PEOPLE OFF GUYS.! SOME JAMMACANS ARE STRAIGHT CRAZY!

Yup! Ive done it.. But with the shit i smoke! Ended up never doing it again

LMAO!!! Pubic hairs in your weed! Best one yet. Just a few days ago, I went to get a 1/2 P of some stress. (Reg.) Well, it weighed and everything but in plain sight was a blue freezer bag I'm guessing? He told me that they have to wrap it up, before the compress it. Anyways, this is the most common thing I've found in weed. Blue bags. lol Any1 else buy large amounts and find this shit before?

DaMidnightToker said:

Wow TeeTree! A larvae in a seed! Craziest shit I've heard of in weed. I remember one time I was grindin weed up in my grinder. Well when i went to discard the remaining seeds. I found huge metal pieces in that shit. Well my stoned ass started bitchin out my dealer, but it turns out the weed was so compact, that the metal grinders were being snapped off! lol Stoners have thier moments to!

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I almost fucken died readin' that. xP

+I was smokin' it up with some friends before school and we found a piece of dogfood in the effin' bag.

i found a tooth in a ounce :L

lozac123 said:

yesterday i bought a pound and it had a human head in it.


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I bought a pound the other day and it was a solid nug that looked like George Bush's head. HA!


LOL, i've never bought a pound, lolol.

neither have i!
i just wondered what the responses would be!