Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.
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hyphyjoose
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okay, not a sex story, but true
i learned how to masturbate when i was like 6 from that ace ventura movie where he goes to africa. i learned from that scene where they show him fapping in his tent and you see the shadow of his dick and he's jerkin it rofl. well anyway after i learn how to fap i go to school (was either kindergarten or 1st grade don't remember) the next day and i go over to my gf. all i remember is fingering her in the classroom while i'm fapping. i did this for the next couple months every day in classroom until eventually i got suspended. LOL
i learned how to masturbate when i was like 6 from that ace ventura movie where he goes to africa. i learned from that scene where they show him fapping in his tent and you see the shadow of his dick and he's jerkin it rofl. well anyway after i learn how to fap i go to school (was either kindergarten or 1st grade don't remember) the next day and i go over to my gf. all i remember is fingering her in the classroom while i'm fapping. i did this for the next couple months every day in classroom until eventually i got suspended. LOL
hyphyjoose
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judging by your ... and thinking, it sounds like you're the one ripped to me brah. LOL.. what are you smoking on? and thanks for ur words. i actually like my traps + quads the most, my chest needs work still..
now that i reflect on my fingering my gf, i wander if i even nutted? or if it felt good? or if what i was doing to her felt good? i mean @ 6 it's not like my testosterone is spiking or her estrogen is kicking in.. D:
323cheezy
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shit im smokin some kush man... i go some really weird sex stories...im debating telling them..... it would be alot of typing... traps...lol.... your funny dude... i always see you on other thread talkin bout your regiment and getting buff....lol
hey everyone needs a gimmick.... im doing the sam jack...
hey everyone needs a gimmick.... im doing the sam jack...
SmokinBong83
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Now, what is considered crazy? I'm sitting here thinking, and can't think of anything that I, personally, would consider crazy....some damn good/fun times......
Jennifer
Jennifer
Bookworm
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i had my first (and at present only) threesome at Safari West (which is like this zoo thing in NorCal where you take a jeep tour through different animal enclosures, kind of like the wild animal park in san diego) with a 15 and a 16 year old from Canada when I spent the night there.
hyphyjoose
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damn right i fuckin love body building..ill do it till i die..spill some crazy stories my dude!! i bet u have plenty brah. i mean, idk if anything will be as morbid as a 6 yr jackin off while he fingers a 6 yr old girl but still!! lol: )
hyphyjoose
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OMFG!!!! dude, i swear to god, one time i went to safari west and there was dry cum on the backseat of the jeep! LOL
Bookworm
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wasn't mine! we did it in an empty cabin (the door locks are never used there unless occupied, btw)
Biggravy22
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I had sex with your mom while you and your little brother played playstation in the living room.
I kid.
I kid.
323cheezy
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well a year back my license was suspendid..... and i was taking the bus.... in cali theres tons of hotties on the bus...... i was waiting for the bus to come and there were these two latina girls chilling at the bus stop.... they were be all loud and shit... talkin about they were going to party ....i was nearby....listening ...but tryin not too....
this drunk bum guy walked up.... it was kinda a ghetto neighborhood... and started asking the chicks all kind of weird questions... they were all annoyed by the horny descent dressed 40 year old mexican drunk guy.... and then thy said " hey leave us alone or ill tell my bf"... " hes right there...thats her bf...i seen em kiss"... so i turned around and was like " yeah watsup you got a problem... is this guy meesin with you".... the guy didnt seem to believe them..... I moved closer and grabbed the chick...putting my arm around her... the other girl said yeah i seen em kiss.... so after some more discuusion with the bum... i saw my chance and went in for the kiss.... she tounged me back.... and the bum left...
the girl was like thanx for saving us from the bum... and started fondling my stash.... i told em watsup you guy drink or toke...they said oh were gonna go to this party...can you buy us some drinks..... sio they took the bus wit me tooo my pad (it was close) and we bought some drank from the corner store....they were real young and hot .... i think atleast 18 but they could have lied.... we went in my house and they drank a beer each while i smoked blunt.... long story short....i ended up bangin one chick an hour later while the other chick passed out on my couch... they finally left but i dont know if they maid it to the party....
i thought that was crazy.... mad luck.....
i have beta stories....thats just to start it up...
this drunk bum guy walked up.... it was kinda a ghetto neighborhood... and started asking the chicks all kind of weird questions... they were all annoyed by the horny descent dressed 40 year old mexican drunk guy.... and then thy said " hey leave us alone or ill tell my bf"... " hes right there...thats her bf...i seen em kiss"... so i turned around and was like " yeah watsup you got a problem... is this guy meesin with you".... the guy didnt seem to believe them..... I moved closer and grabbed the chick...putting my arm around her... the other girl said yeah i seen em kiss.... so after some more discuusion with the bum... i saw my chance and went in for the kiss.... she tounged me back.... and the bum left...
the girl was like thanx for saving us from the bum... and started fondling my stash.... i told em watsup you guy drink or toke...they said oh were gonna go to this party...can you buy us some drinks..... sio they took the bus wit me tooo my pad (it was close) and we bought some drank from the corner store....they were real young and hot .... i think atleast 18 but they could have lied.... we went in my house and they drank a beer each while i smoked blunt.... long story short....i ended up bangin one chick an hour later while the other chick passed out on my couch... they finally left but i dont know if they maid it to the party....
i thought that was crazy.... mad luck.....
i have beta stories....thats just to start it up...
Big P
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ive told this one already but lets get the grossness bar high, so here it goes- this is the condenseded version
i was pounding this gurl like ive pounded no other, i was filthy drunk and could not catch a nut for nothin,
this bitch was on the rag too and "flowin" to put it mildly, plus from what I heard she was an intravinus drug user and supposedly engaged to some other guy
so anyway im pummleing this poor child (she was 19) and i cant catch a nut for nothin, I was too drunk plus blood was all in her puss from her period, so I make the fateful decision to put it in her ass.
so now my bloody dick is just pummlin her in the ass, her ass is all bloody, my dick all bloody, everything real bloody. i swear no exadgerations i pummled her PMS bloody ass for at least hour straight trying to catch this elusive nut. Finally i just gave up on nuttin after porkin her atleast an hour and a half or two in her respective holes.
anyway, all her freinds looked at me differently the next morning, like "they knew"
like i was some nasty beast ass reamer or somthin, i think they wanted to be pounded too i dont know but
but really if I was sober i would have splattered in 30 seconds
anyway i washed all the blood off that night in the shower. I still havent been able to wash off the shame compleatly
but a word of advice. if you really wanna have sex and bite the bullet and hit it while shes on the rag. pls,,,, pls,,,, pls, dont ever take it to the ass after that, you have seen no evil until you look down at your dick goin in and out of 2 bloody ass cheeks
PS i tested neg for aids
thank god
i was pounding this gurl like ive pounded no other, i was filthy drunk and could not catch a nut for nothin,
this bitch was on the rag too and "flowin" to put it mildly, plus from what I heard she was an intravinus drug user and supposedly engaged to some other guy
so anyway im pummleing this poor child (she was 19) and i cant catch a nut for nothin, I was too drunk plus blood was all in her puss from her period, so I make the fateful decision to put it in her ass.
so now my bloody dick is just pummlin her in the ass, her ass is all bloody, my dick all bloody, everything real bloody. i swear no exadgerations i pummled her PMS bloody ass for at least hour straight trying to catch this elusive nut. Finally i just gave up on nuttin after porkin her atleast an hour and a half or two in her respective holes.
anyway, all her freinds looked at me differently the next morning, like "they knew"
like i was some nasty beast ass reamer or somthin, i think they wanted to be pounded too
i dont know but but really if I was sober i would have splattered in 30 seconds
anyway i washed all the blood off that night in the shower. I still havent been able to wash off the shame compleatly
but a word of advice. if you really wanna have sex and bite the bullet and hit it while shes on the rag. pls,,,, pls,,,, pls, dont ever take it to the ass after that, you have seen no evil until you look down at your dick goin in and out of 2 bloody ass cheeks
PS i tested neg for aids
thank god
TodayIsAGreenday
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in the aparment complex i used to live in there was a main lobby area that connect all the wings and had a little lounge area on the ground floor with like chars and vending machines and a party room
anyways my boy and his girl were over chilling with me and my chick (in her apartment, thats how we met we were neighbors) and me and him smoked while the girls drank, i stayed only puffing weed (i dont really like to drink) while he proceeded to get hammered with the girls
anyways the girl i was with had a room mate and she had come home and gone to bed and my friend and his girl had already started making out on the couch and my girl i guess was super horney and absolutely had to hit but we didnt have anywhere to do it cept the bathroom, it was probably around 3 in the morning 4 in the morning i dont remember, but we ventured out into the hallway and started going out it in the hallway that had all the doors to the other apartments in it we worked our way out to the lobby and ended up on one of the chairs in the lounge, went on or awhile till she started getting really loud and i heard doors opening and we ran back to her place and ran in on my friend nailing his g/f, there was an aquard silence at that point, then all of us just burst out laughing and he fell over taking his girl down with him which made it even funnier and we were all naked laughing on the floor when my girls roomate came outta her bedroom getting ready to yell at us
OMG it was rediculous
anyways my boy and his girl were over chilling with me and my chick (in her apartment, thats how we met we were neighbors) and me and him smoked while the girls drank, i stayed only puffing weed (i dont really like to drink) while he proceeded to get hammered with the girls
anyways the girl i was with had a room mate and she had come home and gone to bed and my friend and his girl had already started making out on the couch and my girl i guess was super horney and absolutely had to hit but we didnt have anywhere to do it cept the bathroom, it was probably around 3 in the morning 4 in the morning i dont remember, but we ventured out into the hallway and started going out it in the hallway that had all the doors to the other apartments in it we worked our way out to the lobby and ended up on one of the chairs in the lounge, went on or awhile till she started getting really loud and i heard doors opening and we ran back to her place and ran in on my friend nailing his g/f, there was an aquard silence at that point, then all of us just burst out laughing and he fell over taking his girl down with him which made it even funnier and we were all naked laughing on the floor when my girls roomate came outta her bedroom getting ready to yell at us
OMG it was rediculous
TodayIsAGreenday
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no but ive gotten myself in the mouth a lil bit before
323cheezy
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uhhhhhh.....grosss.... i didnt need to hear that...lol
ive tapped in the same room with another couple and even with an unsuspecting dorm roomate....sucks for them.... they always pretend to be sleepin but there awake...lol
TodayIsAGreenday
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dude you dont even know... like how it happened I dont even know it was just rediculous.... i thought it was physically impossible
i wish it had never happened, i dont need to know what that tastes like
Killa Man
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nd.........here it is ...lol
Back a few months ago after i broke up with my ex I was on the prowl downtown looking for someone to buy me alcohol and this latino chick came up to me and told me she over heard me and offered to buy for me...well she got me the beer and then asked if i wanted to walk her to her apartment which i immediately translated as wanna fuck? so we get to her apartment, fuck, then i bounce like 2 hours later and go back the next day..she offically becomes my jump off (regular fuck buddy) ...so after a while i get to know her and a few things come to light...shes 37, im 20...she has 4 kids that are in states custody...and her babys daddy (not her man) is still living with her ....none of this really bothered me cuz she had a fat booty any way so i was like fuck it...
So one night i go over to do the regular band and bounce and she lets me in like usual and the routine begins...so shes one top riding me and im just about nut when i look over and homeboys walking in puttin his keys on the table.her babby daddy...i panicked right there and threw the bitch off me and pulled my pants up and balled my fist up getting ready to fight....dude walks over to us where i was sitting to put my shoes on and where we just got done fuckin, in the meantime the house is reeking of pussy and sweat (does dick smell?), and the dude just sits down next to us and lights a cig...hes like "whats up guys, whats up man, whats your name" and he shakes my hand...like nothing ever happened!! if it couldnt get any wierder the dude lays down and pulls a bag of weed out from his nut sack and start packin a bowl! I couldnt beleive this dude walked in on me bangin his baby mamma and this dude just wants to chat and get high...
After we smoke dude gets up and grabs his stuff and just as he was about to leave he was like "i know what u guys were doiing, its cool, continue if you want" and then he walks out...i dont know if having 4 kids with this chick made him more comfortablle watching his old lady being banged or what but i do know one thing....i felt akward as FUCK after that and i never went back there.
Back a few months ago after i broke up with my ex I was on the prowl downtown looking for someone to buy me alcohol and this latino chick came up to me and told me she over heard me and offered to buy for me...well she got me the beer and then asked if i wanted to walk her to her apartment which i immediately translated as wanna fuck? so we get to her apartment, fuck, then i bounce like 2 hours later and go back the next day..she offically becomes my jump off (regular fuck buddy) ...so after a while i get to know her and a few things come to light...shes 37, im 20...she has 4 kids that are in states custody...and her babys daddy (not her man) is still living with her ....none of this really bothered me cuz she had a fat booty any way so i was like fuck it...
So one night i go over to do the regular band and bounce and she lets me in like usual and the routine begins...so shes one top riding me and im just about nut when i look over and homeboys walking in puttin his keys on the table.her babby daddy...i panicked right there and threw the bitch off me and pulled my pants up and balled my fist up getting ready to fight....dude walks over to us where i was sitting to put my shoes on and where we just got done fuckin, in the meantime the house is reeking of pussy and sweat (does dick smell?), and the dude just sits down next to us and lights a cig...hes like "whats up guys, whats up man, whats your name" and he shakes my hand...like nothing ever happened!! if it couldnt get any wierder the dude lays down and pulls a bag of weed out from his nut sack and start packin a bowl! I couldnt beleive this dude walked in on me bangin his baby mamma and this dude just wants to chat and get high...
After we smoke dude gets up and grabs his stuff and just as he was about to leave he was like "i know what u guys were doiing, its cool, continue if you want" and then he walks out...i dont know if having 4 kids with this chick made him more comfortablle watching his old lady being banged or what but i do know one thing....i felt akward as FUCK after that and i never went back there.