Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.
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323cheezy
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i have the three nuts in 10 miute story, the alien asian hooch story, the wild guatemalin ghetto bang, the crazy talkative just shut up and blow me story.... and many more..lol...
323cheezy
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323cheezy
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Busted my head on a rearview mirror once. I was a soldier, though, and toughed it out.
hellla funny yeah..... in the car while you was gridin right?????
i like your posts yeah.... you cracked me up on my top 10 newb questions....
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yeah dude, i was climbing from the front seat to the back, while holding this girl on my .... I was like, "FUCK!!!" So I just got mad and jumped back there doing a naked cartwheel. I need darker tints.
tallanasty
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haha i got a couple, ill start off with an easy going one.
well in high school we were all trying to get laid for the first time. when ever we thought one of our boys were gonna get laid we would all run to the room and hide in the closet/under the bed/in a laundry basket to try and watch it go down. (hahah this shit is cracking me up) well we could tell it was finally about to happen with a friend and the girl hed been talking too. so we ran up and found some spots, and one of had a video camera. they came up shortly after and after about 20 minutes of foreplay it started goin down. lol at one point one of is in the room crawled up and tickled the girls feet. first time she didnt do anything but he did it again and she looked around and was like what the fuck. after that she goes hey, whats that red light in the closet? we start bustin out laughing and run up and get my friends face on camera with the biggest smile on his face. damn those were good times.
well in high school we were all trying to get laid for the first time. when ever we thought one of our boys were gonna get laid we would all run to the room and hide in the closet/under the bed/in a laundry basket to try and watch it go down. (hahah this shit is cracking me up) well we could tell it was finally about to happen with a friend and the girl hed been talking too. so we ran up and found some spots, and one of had a video camera. they came up shortly after and after about 20 minutes of foreplay it started goin down. lol at one point one of is in the room crawled up and tickled the girls feet. first time she didnt do anything but he did it again and she looked around and was like what the fuck. after that she goes hey, whats that red light in the closet? we start bustin out laughing and run up and get my friends face on camera with the biggest smile on his face. damn those were good times.
SmokinBong83
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I don't think this story is crazy....but it sure was a lot of fun! I went to stay with a friend of mine and we were all getting drunk. She invited this one guy over and he ended up wanting to fuck. Well, I didn't want to fuck him but I was horny as hell.....so I went and woke her drunk ass up messed around with her, then turned around and screwed her boyfriend with her watching. Granted that was the last time I seen her.....she was very pissed about it the next day! That was ok, she didn't know that it was about the 5th time I had fucked him.....
I have a bunch of stories....haha....just don't know what I should really share....couldn't decide between what I just wrote and when I was screwing/getting fisted at the rodeo with cops around.
Jennifer
I have a bunch of stories....haha....just don't know what I should really share....couldn't decide between what I just wrote and when I was screwing/getting fisted at the rodeo with cops around.
Jennifer
Big P
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aaaaah nothing like getting fisted on a hot summer day
got any pics to spice things up jen?
SmokinBong83
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I have no pics. Just on my phone....
Jennifer
Jennifer
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mahlye
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that was a great story lol. good laugh.
My craziest sex story goes like this
during my Jr. year I was the vocalist of a really popular band, so of course we had opportunities with a lot of girls. it got to a point where we were trading off girls like, "You can have this one, but I want her so I'll give you this one if I can have her. two for one dude." well me and my friend wanted the same girl, she was soooo so sexy. he told me I could have her and i really liked this girl so I wanted to date her, I was so happy =D but then two days later she's dating the kid that said he'd back off. I was so fucking outraged. first I yelled at him on a really busy street and he ran from me, then I calmed down and accepted it. but then we were all at band practice, right...and the girl shows up. I'm like wtf. in between songs she's going crazy like OMG OMG and kisses the kid. at that point I had enough and hated my friend for fucking me over, because I REALLY liked this girl a lot. so I thought to myself, "he's about to get a kick in his dick." his girlfriend goes upstairs and I go up with her and we're hanging out in my friends room on his bed. basically, one thing led to another and she wanted to have sex with me. I 'opened' up to her and told her how I felt. she was driven by passion and estrogen. we couldnt have sex in his bed because that's OD. we had sex in his parents bed. and got caught by his mom AND dad. and I was kicked out there house and we started practicing at mine and kicked out the loser that went back on his word. and I continued having sex with that girl. then broke up with her for another one. the end.
SmokinBong83
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I found a pic....but don't know how to load it (honestly I'm lazy right now to look to see). I just thought of another fun time
Went out to a friends for a bonfire and to party a bit. Our two choices was on the ground or in a car. So we jumped in the car. He was in passenger seat and I was riding. So after about ten minutes a friend of his jumped in the car and started driving all over this field. Pretty much mudding while we're fucking. Next thing I know we are stuck in a pond!
Went out to a friends for a bonfire and to party a bit. Our two choices was on the ground or in a car. So we jumped in the car. He was in passenger seat and I was riding. So after about ten minutes a friend of his jumped in the car and started driving all over this field. Pretty much mudding while we're fucking. Next thing I know we are stuck in a pond!
323cheezy
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as much as id love too see that pic...id have too say its okay...dont..... you might get my thread closed.... but you can send me a pm...lol....just when you post go to go advanced....and then manage attachments....not for the fist pic...lol...but for future reference.......
You are the first lady here...watch out for these horndogs......
more stories coming soon from cheez....
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KushKing949
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september 2006 i was 18
so i was seeing this chick for like maybe 3 or 4 days she was 20 and
we were finally alone on my bed and we are foreplaying and all that good stuff so now its her turn im sucking on her titts and all that then i start makin my way down and im about to her bellybutton and i reallly start smellin that poon so i take her panties off and spread her legs stick my face in and i do "the tear drop" and i got dizzy it reeked hellaaaa bad i almost puked then i told her to get the hella outta my mommas house lol damn i can almost smell and taste it it was so pungent.fishy and putrid.
so i was seeing this chick for like maybe 3 or 4 days she was 20 and
we were finally alone on my bed and we are foreplaying and all that good stuff so now its her turn im sucking on her titts and all that then i start makin my way down and im about to her bellybutton and i reallly start smellin that poon so i take her panties off and spread her legs stick my face in and i do "the tear drop" and i got dizzy it reeked hellaaaa bad i almost puked then i told her to get the hella outta my mommas house lol damn i can almost smell and taste it it was so pungent.fishy and putrid.
323cheezy
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that reminds me of this one chick i knew.... we worked together....and i found out she had a crush on me.....
i didnt really think she was that hot....but at the time i had no one else besides my hand so i went out with her a couple times..... she told me she had a heart problem...and was waitin fro a transplant.....and that she was dying... i think that she was cause she looked alright but unhealthy..... but she lied about everything..... everyday it was a new story.... she would buy me clothes and take me out and pay for dinner and concerts.... but she told me she wouldnt let me hit until i made it official i was her bf.... i didnt want her that way tho...
long story short i would take her to my place and we would kiss sometimes...and i would try getting some head or something...casue she bragged about givin head....she would tease me and take out my wang and lick it once or twice and put it back..... it sucked....
So heres the crazy part..... after the gifts and pampering for 3 weeks i started geting tired and went into her pants and tried to lick around.... and the shit was nasty dank... it was rootten....and when i licked it i noticed the hairy beaver was shedding ...i got a furball...and i got up and ran to the bathroom.... woah it was so disgusting .... never saw her again....she really was sick.... a period like once every three months....