plenty more where that came from.....ill bump this thread in a day or two with another story...this one of my favorite threads so far...stay tuned for the story of the college chick who videotaped us banging without me knowing!...well....kinda gave it away there.lol
or the chick who swallowed the condom with her pussy and shot it out making a basket from across the room...
^the first half of that was true
Busted my head on a rearview mirror once. I was a soldier, though, and toughed it out.![]()
yeah dude, i was climbing from the front seat to the back, while holding this girl on my .... I was like, "FUCK!!!" So I just got mad and jumped back there doing a naked cartwheel. I need darker tints.hellla funny yeah..... in the car while you was gridin right?????
i like your posts yeah.... you cracked me up on my top 10 newb questions....
I don't think this story is crazy....but it sure was a lot of fun! I went to stay with a friend of mine and we were all getting drunk. She invited this one guy over and he ended up wanting to fuck. Well, I didn't want to fuck him but I was horny as hell.....so I went and woke her drunk ass up messed around with her, then turned around and screwed her boyfriend with her watching. Granted that was the last time I seen her.....she was very pissed about it the next day! That was ok, she didn't know that it was about the 5th time I had fucked him.....
I have a bunch of stories....haha....just don't know what I should really share....couldn't decide between what I just wrote and when I was screwing/getting fisted at the rodeo with cops around.
Jennifer
aaaaah nothing like getting fisted on a hot summer day
haha i got a couple, ill start off with an easy going one.
well in high school we were all trying to get laid for the first time. when ever we thought one of our boys were gonna get laid we would all run to the room and hide in the closet/under the bed/in a laundry basket to try and watch it go down. (hahah this shit is cracking me up) well we could tell it was finally about to happen with a friend and the girl hed been talking too. so we ran up and found some spots, and one of had a video camera. they came up shortly after and after about 20 minutes of foreplay it started goin down. lol at one point one of is in the room crawled up and tickled the girls feet. first time she didnt do anything but he did it again and she looked around and was like what the fuck. after that she goes hey, whats that red light in the closet? we start bustin out laughing and run up and get my friends face on camera with the biggest smile on his face. damn those were good times.
I found a pic....but don't know how to load it (honestly I'm lazy right now to look to see). I just thought of another fun time
Went out to a friends for a bonfire and to party a bit. Our two choices was on the ground or in a car. So we jumped in the car. He was in passenger seat and I was riding. So after about ten minutes a friend of his jumped in the car and started driving all over this field. Pretty much mudding while we're fucking. Next thing I know we are stuck in a pond!
as much as id love too see that pic...id have too say its okay...dont..... you might get my thread closed.... but you can send me a pm...lol....just when you post go to go advanced....and then manage attachments....not for the fist pic...lol...but for future reference.......
You are the first lady here...watch out for these horndogs......
more stories coming soon from cheez....
september 2006 i was 18
so i was seeing this chick for like maybe 3 or 4 days she was 20 and
we were finally alone on my bed and we are foreplaying and all that good stuff so now its her turn im sucking on her titts and all that then i start makin my way down and im about to her bellybutton and i reallly start smellin that poon so i take her panties off and spread her legs stick my face in and i do "the tear drop" and i got dizzy it reeked hellaaaa bad i almost puked then i told her to get the hella outta my mommas house lol damn i can almost smell and taste it it was so pungent.fishy and putrid.