Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

323cheezy said:

that reminds me of this one chick i knew.... we worked together....and i found out she had a crush on me.....
i didnt really think she was that hot....but at the time i had no one else besides my hand so i went out with her a couple times..... she told me she had a heart problem...and was waitin fro a transplant.....and that she was dying... i think that she was cause she looked alright but unhealthy..... but she lied about everything..... everyday it was a new story.... she would buy me clothes and take me out and pay for dinner and concerts.... but she told me she wouldnt let me hit until i made it official i was her bf.... i didnt want her that way tho...
long story short i would take her to my place and we would kiss sometimes...and i would try getting some head or something...casue she bragged about givin head....she would tease me and take out my wang and lick it once or twice and put it back..... it sucked....

So heres the crazy part..... after the gifts and pampering for 3 weeks i started geting tired and went into her pants and tried to lick around.... and the shit was nasty dank... it was rootten....and when i licked it i noticed the hairy beaver was shedding ...i got a furball...and i got up and ran to the bathroom.... woah it was so disgusting .... never saw her again....she really was sick.... a period like once every three months....

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ouch thats horrible for real yall ladies need to keep that shit clean
maybe u should have got the hint not to go into her pants.....cuz maybe she wasnt gonna be clena and shaved until u were her bf ya mean? but damn arent we so lucky we have outdoor plumbing?

When I was a teenager, I was traveling from Michigan to Florida on a Greyhound bus. I met this hot young chick who was horny as hell. We went into the little bathroom on the bus and had sex. then we went back to our seats and she gave me oral sex. One guy saw what was happening and gave me a thumbs up. Good times.

GrowSpecialist said:

When I was a teenager, I was traveling from Michigan to Florida on a Greyhound bus. I met this hot young chick who was horny as hell. We went into the little bathroom on the bus and had sex. then we went back to our seats and she gave me oral sex. One guy saw what was happening and gave me a thumbs up. Good times.

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shit i wish i was there....
we could have took turns.....lol
how many people were on the bus....????

my story sucks...

so i was at my girlfriends house cause she wanted to play horse in the pool with her basket ball hood

after swimmin around and some other crap were both pretty damn horny so we get out of the pool and go in her room on her bed

i try to put it in, but both our skin is really dry from the chlorine

im like screw it feels so good ill go for it


i pushed too hard....

i felt a pop but just thought it was a release of tension in my cock

i look down and theres some blood, and my girlfriend is IMMEADIATLY embarrassed and apologetic and saying im sorry im sorry and i was like relax its not big deal

like 30 seconds later im putting on my pants while she is still hella sorry about it

and i look at my boxers and realize there is more blood than there was before



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my .... IS BLEEDING

apparently some of the soft skin under the head had ripped due to not enough lubrication
...

oh my god ive never seen so much blood

she gave me a t shirt and i stuffed it down my pants and made a little .... tourniqute.... having to walk around all day with my hand on the t shirt in my croth to stop the bleeding

oh my god it was bad
i was freaking out cause my MANHOOD WAS bleeding....and starting getting light headed and shit what a bad day


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another story i used to work at wendys and the entire 3 years i worked there only 1 hot chick showed up,,,, so long story short i get her to come over to my house and never fails we start making out and blah blah

this happens several times

were both on our half hour break at the same time one night and we decide to go to my car and have sex

right as we start going at it her boyfriend pulls into the parking lot a few spots down
apparently to visit her on her break

well like 15 minutes later when were done having sex we both pop out of the car, i even zip up my pants right in front of this guy,

and she runs over there jumps in his arms and kisses him

HUGE smile on my face considering this chick just gave me head and had sex with me then tounge kissed her boyfriend... good times

323cheezy said:

shit i wish i was there....
we could have took turns.....lol
how many people were on the bus....????

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It was full.

Keenly, its posts like yours (which contain vulgar language) that will get this thread closed. Please try not to be vulgar when posting your stories.

at least u didnt break your dick keenly.....lol...
thats more of a horror story....
man i haope my chick aint like the wendies chick......lol

GrowSpecialist said:

Keenly, its posts like yours (which contain vulgar language) that will get this thread closed. Please try not to be vulgar when posting your stories.

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sorry but its kind of hard not to use vulgar language in both sex stories and stories that really have scarred you



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Keenly said:

sorry but its kind of hard not to use vulgar language in both sex stories and stories that really have scarred you

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Yeah I know it is. Thats why I don't agree with the "explicit language" rule. We're all SUPPOSED to be adults here... but thats the way it is so we have to choose our words carefully or threads will get closed.

KushKing949 said:

september 2006 i was 18

so i was seeing this chick for like maybe 3 or 4 days she was 20 and
we were finally alone on my bed and we are foreplaying and all that good stuff so now its her turn im sucking on her titts and all that then i start makin my way down and im about to her bellybutton and i reallly start smellin that poon so i take her panties off and spread her legs stick my face in and i do "the tear drop" and i got dizzy it reeked hellaaaa bad i almost puked then i told her to get the hella outta my mommas house lol damn i can almost smell and taste it it was so pungent.fishy and putrid.

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ok...i have to ask...whats "the tear drop"? lol
edit* this is the reason i decided not to be a piercer. i couldnt handle piercing peoples smelly bits...lol

i feel so tame reading this thread...well...i mean, i am...but still! haha. the craziest thing thats happened to me was getting felt up in a back ally one night after the bar...yea yea i know...im boring...but i still felt the need to contribute

come on where the crazy stories at?

sarah22 said:

ok...i have to ask...whats "the tear drop"? lol
edit* this is the reason i decided not to be a piercer. i couldnt handle piercing peoples smelly bits...lol

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watch Dane Cook Vicious circle he explains it
but its pretty much a head motion i was gonna stuff my face in that poon but just as fast as my head went down it came back up
it was just the motion i made with my head thats called a "tear drop"

sarah im sorrry ...no virgins allowed...lol..its okay you can stay....
and kush king dane cook is prolly the worst comedian ever..thank you tho....for expalining....
tomorrow ill have more stories.... stay tuned....

really u dont like dane cook???? hes not the best but hes pretty funny

LOUIS C.K. is one funny mofo with a dirty mouth

i was having sex with a girl.
i pulled out and shot straight in her mouth.
it was a good 4 foot shot.

and once i was at my parents house and had a girl over.
i was dogging her in the living room.
i pulled out and came all over a framed painting of a sail boat.
about 6 feet.

i've also had sex in a bunch of public places.

ALX420 said:

i was having sex with a girl.
i pulled out and shot straight in her mouth.
it was a good 4 foot shot.

and once i was at my parents house and had a girl over.
i was dogging her in the living room.
i pulled out and came all over a framed painting of a sail boat.
about 6 feet.

i've also had sex in a bunch of public places.

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wth! you got some range..... thats not to crazy from my standards...lol.
i sea shot a chick in the eye once by accident after i pulled out.... but normally id do it for fun ...... ill stop there..lol
and i dont get how you went from girl at moms house too picture frame......lol

ALX420 said:

i was having sex with a girl.
i pulled out and shot straight in her mouth.
it was a good 4 foot shot.

and once i was at my parents house and had a girl over.
i was dogging her in the living room.
i pulled out and came all over a framed painting of a sail boat.
about 6 feet.

i've also had sex in a bunch of public places.

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wow u could seriously make someone go blind or poke an eye out

once she was on top and i came on my own chest.

when i was 17 i was doin this 14 yr old doggie style and she was bent over my bed and she ejaculated sooooo hard my dick slipped outta that vag with intensive force she made a mess all over the side of my bed lol