that always sucksonce she was on top and i came on my own chest.
im not a horn dog but my pm box is empty and would love to have some picswatch out for horndogs? haha I think I may be as bad as half of them!
Jennifer
LOL + rep to you manit's hit my pillow before too. thats almost worse.
almost.
i hate hand jobs..... i can never get off on them.....lol....thats a little better now were gettin back on track....One time this chick was blowin me on her bed and she got tired like most do and wouldnt give me the pussy so she was jekin me off and she was like my parents are gonna be home soon u need to hurry up and i said well u need to hurry up i cant help it. so she started jerkin me extremely fast and i grabbed her pillow and covered my face and nuted all over it and the covers behind me. her reaction was hilarious (pissed at me). it was a good nut too.
i would return the favor.LOL + rep to you man
wow that sounds awesome man.....heres one from spring break. so were we go to the beach with nowhere to stay but we know a lot of people with a room so we were just gonna try to crash somewhere. we ended up in a room with 3 girls. to make a long story short me and two of my boys ended up pluggin em. but it was a little extreme cuz we were wasted. it started slow but builded up to just strait desgracefullness. here are some quotes we threw out.
"ya you sluts love these dicks."
"take that shit you dirty whore"
"you love that daddy dick dont you"
haha and they just kept gettin plowed. then all six of us moved to the shower. the girls heads were all crammed up in the corners and shit lol, and with the water on we would smack ass and it was so loud. at one point i look back and see my other two friends just sitting in the room, drinking beer, eating doritos watching the show. so after about two hours of doggin them out were like "peace sluts were gonna go find some new pussy." we walk the boardwalk for like an hour ignoring all their phone calls. eventually we realize were not getting with anything else so we call them back and ask if we can stay. they said yes, and were crying not knowing if we were alright. lol we stay the night and when we leave we take one of their lipsticks and on the mirror write, "thanks for the place, pussy, and doritos."
there coming soon....dont bust that nut just yet...loli have the three nuts in 10 miute story, the alien asian hooch story, the wild guatemalin ghetto bang, the crazy talkative just shut up and blow me story.... and many more..lol...
*sigh*...its all fun and games until someone gets shot in the eye...lolwow u could seriously make someone go blind or poke an eye out
Bahahaha damn this thread is awesome!
When I was 17, I was dating this 16 year old girl and I drove down to Riverside to meet her dad for the first time. So we got there and hung out for a bit, went out to dinner and went back to his place with him and his girlfriend. After a bit my girlfriend and her dads girlfriend decided to go pick up a pizza so me and her dad just hung out at his place. So right after the door closed, he handed me a pipe packed with some dank herb, ahaha, this was when I just started smoking, and I told him my chick (his daughter) would be pissed if I toked up (because she didn't like it), but he just said "oh don't worry about that" and I blazed haha! So then, they get back, the room smells like weed and both of us are high as a kite, she's pissed and I eat some pizza and laugh with her dad. After that she chills out a bit and we go outside and get into my truck, she gets horny and we start going at it. I think her pants were completely off and mine were down around my ankles and she was on top in the back of the truck bed. Then her dad comes out of nowhere with a flashlight walking up to the side of the camper! I don't know how much he saw, but he just walked back to his house and I ended up leaving a little while later...lmao.
Bahahaha damn this thread is awesome!
When I was 17, I was dating this 16 year old girl and I drove down to Riverside to meet her dad for the first time. So we got there and hung out for a bit, went out to dinner and went back to his place with him and his girlfriend. After a bit my girlfriend and her dads girlfriend decided to go pick up a pizza so me and her dad just hung out at his place. So right after the door closed, he handed me a pipe packed with some dank herb, ahaha, this was when I just started smoking, and I told him my chick (his daughter) would be pissed if I toked up (because she didn't like it), but he just said "oh don't worry about that" and I blazed haha! So then, they get back, the room smells like weed and both of us are high as a kite, she's pissed and I eat some pizza and laugh with her dad. After that she chills out a bit and we go outside and get into my truck, she gets horny and we start going at it. I think her pants were completely off and mine were down around my ankles and she was on top in the back of the truck bed. Then her dad comes out of nowhere with a flashlight walking up to the side of the camper! I don't know how much he saw, but he just walked back to his house and I ended up leaving a little while later...lmao.