Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

ALX420

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too much jizz for cheezy.

once i was having sex a girl and the my friend that had a crush on her walked in.

we played it off.

what a rush.

i would rep you cheezy. but i have given you too much rep already. aww skeet.
 

CaptE

Active Member
One time this chick was blowin me on her bed and she got tired like most do and wouldnt give me the pussy so she was jekin me off and she was like my parents are gonna be home soon u need to hurry up and i said well u need to hurry up i cant help it. so she started jerkin me extremely fast and i grabbed her pillow and covered my face and nuted all over it and the covers behind me. her reaction was hilarious (pissed at me). it was a good nut too.
 

323cheezy

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One time this chick was blowin me on her bed and she got tired like most do and wouldnt give me the pussy so she was jekin me off and she was like my parents are gonna be home soon u need to hurry up and i said well u need to hurry up i cant help it. so she started jerkin me extremely fast and i grabbed her pillow and covered my face and nuted all over it and the covers behind me. her reaction was hilarious (pissed at me). it was a good nut too.
i hate hand jobs..... i can never get off on them.....lol....thats a little better now were gettin back on track....
 

tallanasty

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heres one from spring break. so were we go to the beach with nowhere to stay but we know a lot of people with a room so we were just gonna try to crash somewhere. we ended up in a room with 3 girls. to make a long story short me and two of my boys ended up pluggin em. but it was a little extreme cuz we were wasted. it started slow but builded up to just strait desgracefullness. here are some quotes we threw out.
"ya you sluts love these dicks."
"take that shit you dirty whore"
"you love that daddy dick dont you"
haha and they just kept gettin plowed. then all six of us moved to the shower. the girls heads were all crammed up in the corners and shit lol, and with the water on we would smack ass and it was so loud. at one point i look back and see my other two friends just sitting in the room, drinking beer, eating doritos watching the show. so after about two hours of doggin them out were like "peace sluts were gonna go find some new pussy." we walk the boardwalk for like an hour ignoring all their phone calls. eventually we realize were not getting with anything else so we call them back and ask if we can stay. they said yes, and were crying not knowing if we were alright. lol we stay the night and when we leave we take one of their lipsticks and on the mirror write, "thanks for the place, pussy, and doritos."
 

323cheezy

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heres one from spring break. so were we go to the beach with nowhere to stay but we know a lot of people with a room so we were just gonna try to crash somewhere. we ended up in a room with 3 girls. to make a long story short me and two of my boys ended up pluggin em. but it was a little extreme cuz we were wasted. it started slow but builded up to just strait desgracefullness. here are some quotes we threw out.
"ya you sluts love these dicks."
"take that shit you dirty whore"
"you love that daddy dick dont you"
haha and they just kept gettin plowed. then all six of us moved to the shower. the girls heads were all crammed up in the corners and shit lol, and with the water on we would smack ass and it was so loud. at one point i look back and see my other two friends just sitting in the room, drinking beer, eating doritos watching the show. so after about two hours of doggin them out were like "peace sluts were gonna go find some new pussy." we walk the boardwalk for like an hour ignoring all their phone calls. eventually we realize were not getting with anything else so we call them back and ask if we can stay. they said yes, and were crying not knowing if we were alright. lol we stay the night and when we leave we take one of their lipsticks and on the mirror write, "thanks for the place, pussy, and doritos."
wow that sounds awesome man.....
i love yelling shit out like that....and chicks really dig that shit.... i know....i never shut up when im bangin a new girl....lol
this one girl taught me the art of dirty talk awhile back....shes my role model.... lol
 

323cheezy

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tallanastyyo cheez lets get some more from you...

i have the three nuts in 10 miute story, the alien asian hooch story, the wild guatemalin ghetto bang, the crazy talkative just shut up and blow me story.... and many more..lol...:blsmoke:
there coming soon....dont bust that nut just yet...lol
 
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PadawanBater

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Bahahaha damn this thread is awesome!

When I was 17, I was dating this 16 year old girl and I drove down to Riverside to meet her dad for the first time. So we got there and hung out for a bit, went out to dinner and went back to his place with him and his girlfriend. After a bit my girlfriend and her dads girlfriend decided to go pick up a pizza so me and her dad just hung out at his place. So right after the door closed, he handed me a pipe packed with some dank herb, ahaha, this was when I just started smoking, and I told him my chick (his daughter) would be pissed if I toked up (because she didn't like it), but he just said "oh don't worry about that" and I blazed haha! So then, they get back, the room smells like weed and both of us are high as a kite, she's pissed and I eat some pizza and laugh with her dad. After that she chills out a bit and we go outside and get into my truck, she gets horny and we start going at it. I think her pants were completely off and mine were down around my ankles and she was on top in the back of the truck bed. Then her dad comes out of nowhere with a flashlight walking up to the side of the camper! I don't know how much he saw, but he just walked back to his house and I ended up leaving a little while later...lmao.
 

TodayIsAGreenday

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Bahahaha damn this thread is awesome!

When I was 17, I was dating this 16 year old girl and I drove down to Riverside to meet her dad for the first time. So we got there and hung out for a bit, went out to dinner and went back to his place with him and his girlfriend. After a bit my girlfriend and her dads girlfriend decided to go pick up a pizza so me and her dad just hung out at his place. So right after the door closed, he handed me a pipe packed with some dank herb, ahaha, this was when I just started smoking, and I told him my chick (his daughter) would be pissed if I toked up (because she didn't like it), but he just said "oh don't worry about that" and I blazed haha! So then, they get back, the room smells like weed and both of us are high as a kite, she's pissed and I eat some pizza and laugh with her dad. After that she chills out a bit and we go outside and get into my truck, she gets horny and we start going at it. I think her pants were completely off and mine were down around my ankles and she was on top in the back of the truck bed. Then her dad comes out of nowhere with a flashlight walking up to the side of the camper! I don't know how much he saw, but he just walked back to his house and I ended up leaving a little while later...lmao.

WOW thats one layed back dad, smoked you up then let you plow his daughter in his truck lmao
 

iamthatguy

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ok I will join in ...

During High school I had a pretty nympho of a GF. One time at an outdoor concert we were at a big tailgating party outside the concert and were surrounded by people she was all horny and wanted to go into my car. My car was a older wagon style landcruiser on 35 inch tires with limo tinting. So anyway we just start f'ing in the far back as people walked all around us. We could see them but they could not see us. It was pretty distracting but we made it work ....... lol

Another time at a Primus concert which was indoors and dark in stadium seating SUROUNDED by people she just reached over and undid my pants slipped them down got me hard and sat on my lap and just started gyrating ...... Were talking people we dont know on my left and behind us ..... SURROUNDED ...... lol ....... i miss the old days ..... lol
 

iamthatguy

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Bahahaha damn this thread is awesome!

When I was 17, I was dating this 16 year old girl and I drove down to Riverside to meet her dad for the first time. So we got there and hung out for a bit, went out to dinner and went back to his place with him and his girlfriend. After a bit my girlfriend and her dads girlfriend decided to go pick up a pizza so me and her dad just hung out at his place. So right after the door closed, he handed me a pipe packed with some dank herb, ahaha, this was when I just started smoking, and I told him my chick (his daughter) would be pissed if I toked up (because she didn't like it), but he just said "oh don't worry about that" and I blazed haha! So then, they get back, the room smells like weed and both of us are high as a kite, she's pissed and I eat some pizza and laugh with her dad. After that she chills out a bit and we go outside and get into my truck, she gets horny and we start going at it. I think her pants were completely off and mine were down around my ankles and she was on top in the back of the truck bed. Then her dad comes out of nowhere with a flashlight walking up to the side of the camper! I don't know how much he saw, but he just walked back to his house and I ended up leaving a little while later...lmao.


lol I have a similar but worse .....

So my dads date brings her daughter over and my dads tells me to take her out so he can have some time alone with his date ...... She is pretty hot but its just a weird situation soooo.......... I end up taking her out and actually having a good time. One thing leads to another and we end up having sex............. Anyway you know why he asked me to take her out .... He wanted to propose to the lady ...... so needless to say the chick I had sex with ...... well ya she is now my sister ........... lol
 

ALX420

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my and a girl were at a party.
we were pretty drugged up.
the party started winding down.
so she dragged me to the living room floor.
busted a quickie.
lights were on.
people were around drinking.
nobody even flinched.
then we went back to my house.
gotta love the stamina drugs give you.

great party.
 

KaliSmok3

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sigh...i could write about alot of sexy times thats wierd/crazy....

So i was dating this girl for a couple a months and she had never smoked pot in her life cause her dad was like some sort of cop idk, but she came to my house when my parents where out of town and i talked her into smokin some bomb ass nugs out of this bong i had....needless to say the first hit she took was so big she instantly coughed it all out and i couldnt even see her face for a second or two lol. So anyways we go to fuck and like shes askin me "how long does this shit last?" Shes trippin out and shit lol....well we were gettin it on pretty good, she was on top, and i had to bust a nut...so i pulled out and she just kept going up and down and some how it went right in her ass....dont know how...it seriously just popped in there...and she was killing it for a second... and she stopped ad looked at me with a wierd face and was like "Its in my butt aint it!?" I about died! I was laughin so fuckin hard...she just moved up and was like whipe that thing off before you put it back in....ROFL> True shit man....
 
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