Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

323cheezy said:

wow thats classic tips..... i wonder who found her ass all naked and handcuffed...lol
she probly shit the bed....lol

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tipsgnob said:

I picked this drunk girl up one night and I was trippn on blotter, she wants to go to her place. I was driving a 1970 corvette at the time and used a set of handcuffs as a theft deterant, put them from the shifter to the steering wheel. Well, she is playn with the cuffs and when we get to her place she brings the cuffs inside. She handcuffs herself to the bed and we have a good old time. When were moving on to different things she wanted me to unlock the handcuffs, but the key was in the car(remember I am trippn my ass off and smokd a big fatty also), so I get my clothes on and go out side to my car to get the keys, this apartment complex is huge and I have a hard time finding my car, I finally find my car and get the key and head back to her apartment only I can not find it...I do not have her phone # and do not know her last name. I looked for over an hour and it was 3 am, so i left. Several months later I was at this party and out of nowhere this good lookn chick comes up to me and is calln me names and slaps the shit out of me...guess who? I asked her if I could have my handcuffs back, but she just cussed me...

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iamthatguy said:

lol I have a similar but worse .....

So my dads date brings her daughter over and my dads tells me to take her out so he can have some time alone with his date ...... She is pretty hot but its just a weird situation soooo.......... I end up taking her out and actually having a good time. One thing leads to another and we end up having sex............. Anyway you know why he asked me to take her out .... He wanted to propose to the lady ...... so needless to say the chick I had sex with ...... well ya she is now my sister ........... lol

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MountainSmoker said:

I went anal for the first time a couple weeks ago. Shit is kinda weird cuz I been with my lady for 6 years and everytime I mentioned anything with anal she was repulsed. Then she heard it was good from her sister, so we went out and bought some lube. And some Jaeger and redbull. Did the oral and foreplay business for about an hour, then beat it up doggy style for a bit. After she came a few times, I grabbed the llube off the dresser and gave a generous dollop, and slid into her rump for the first time. I guess I went too fast at first cuz she almost jumped across the bed at first when I barely got my head in, lol. Took it slow, got it almost all the way in, and got her comfortable, and she was moaning after a minute. I started fingering her while I slid in and out of her, and she came real quick again, and her ass started clenching real tight when she was cumming too, felt so good. Shit was so sexy, I came kinda quick and left a present... lol.

Gonna do it again this Friday hopefully. Otherwise I never do anything crazy really, besides spanking and hair pulling. We use to have sex in public all the time, even at high school though.

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KaliSmok3 said:

ok well i guess i can throw another one up now...

So i was dating this girl for a few months right...me her, my buddie and his date (which was my gf's friend) decided to go to the monster truck show in town. So we get a BIG bag of tha droski and smoke tha fuck out whilst downing a few cold ones before we go. So when we get there the dam nthings sold out so we have to go back home and just party the rest of the night. When we get there my friend thinks its a good idea if we all watch some GGW (Girls Gone Wild) while we get fucked up...later on that night hes trying to smash the blonde hes with so me and my girl go do our thing in another room...ok sao were gettin it on, shes riding it pretty good and the door opens. In comes a big ass dildo flying at my head and lands on tha bed. Im like WTF?! They come in naked and were like Hey yeah lets have a foursome....mind you that i do not ever want to see another mans member...i try saying hell no, but they just come in anyways... so here we are me and my gf fuckin on the left side of the bed and they are right beside us...he dicides he wants to get some chocolate syrup. While hes gone i had stopped fuckin and looked over at this girl beside me, when she starts kissin me and jackin me off all when my girl is beside me haha. So he comes back in with Hersheys syrup and we pour it all over both girls titties and whatnot...watch them lick it off of each other and then i had to jump in that lol. Anyways someone ended up knockin on tha door and my friend went to go answer it, the blonde chick gos and shuts the door and locks it...now its just me my gf and her covered in chocolate was the expression on my face... i fucked the shit outta both them in any postion imaginable...one of the best nights ever lol.

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323cheezy said:

man kalismoke you get alott of ass.... i never even get close to the shit you do.... i guess you know how to handle bidness.... i envy you..... but i dont understand why your chick was so cool like that ....my girl would be like "fuck that bitch .....she cant have no cheez".....and i guess you didnt care if that guy touched ya girl or i guess he couldnt.....but overall thats definately crazy....i need to move to your neck of da woods...lol.... ill take your word for it kali.....(man white people are crazy...lol....kiddin)

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KaliSmok3 said:

yeah i mean im being honest...lol..she was cool with it cause they were friends and i think that all the beer and chronic may have had some input on that haha, and yeah ive had alot of sex...nothing to brag about tho...after a while ppl will call you a man whore. And we dont want that do we?

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