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323cheezy said:
uhhhhhh.....grosss.... i didnt need to hear that...lol
ive tapped in the same room with another couple and even with an unsuspecting dorm roomate....sucks for them.... they always pretend to be sleepin but there awake...lol
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my friend had a vw vanogon back in highschool. The pop top sleeper ones. Anyways, I use to play waterpolo and after the seasons were done we would have dual keggers 300+ people. To make a long story short, at the end of the night I was super into this hottie (literally) and we coudlnt shake off her friend who was so intrested that she joined in. Us three slept on the top bunk which eventuallly broke from the weight and pounding going on and we fell down onto my sleeping friend. Was he sure pisssed the fuck off the next da y realizing I broke his bed :) and got both the chicks
 
okay welll i got a new one....an oldie but goodie( i was 16)....its not that craze but its a classsic...and one of the best experiences ive ever had....

So im at my gf's house, her parents are gone for vay kay....so shes throwing a party ..but i dont really like her friends ....so i decide to go to her parents rooom and pass out.....oh by the way she was half white and half hawwiian......
so theyre all getting driunk and partying and im past out upstair in the parewnts room.....
all the sudden i wake up(3am) and my gf is going to town on my dick (bj).... she is drunk as fuck and the lights are turned off..... so after about 4 minutes im all gassed out and bust a crazy nut.... but the bitch keeps pumping... i dont know if she even realized or swallowed the nut.... but she just keeps bobbing away....so by this time im trying to pry her offf my dick but the bitch wont stop... she keeps going till i bust another nut... so by this time about 7 miutes pass total... and im paralyzed.... in agony...and my gf keeps workin my shit....im in total agony.... i have no idea where my nut is going or if she knows im finished... shes totally in a dick blowing zone.... and keeps going.....and finally after about ten minutes total i bust a third nut.... and right about that time im about to throw a left hook at her face and she just paases out....
so at this time im practically a big tub of jelly.... i look at her and am like janette!...hey you alright??? she doesnt respond....so im like i killed the bitch.... so now both my dick and she are dead as elvis and tupac.... and i start panicking like maybe i choked her to death...or maybe she choked to death on my nut.... so i turn on the light and start slapping her in the face ...nothing.. i start doing cpr and pumping her stomach...all the sudden she jumps up and pukes about a cup off nut....yuck !!!! and passes out....
i never thought this was possible(three nuts in 10 mins)but it was great despite the agony.... the next day my gf ...didnt even remeber...but till this day i never forgot.... lol...
i dont think you chicks could top that one... best night of my life...lol true story.....
 
323cheezy said:
okay welll i got a new one....an oldie but goodie( i was 16)....its not that craze but its a classsic...and one of the best experiences ive ever had....

So im at my gf's house, her parents are gone for vay kay....so shes throwing a party ..but i dont really like her friends ....so i decide to go to her parents rooom and pass out.....oh by the way she was half white and half hawwiian......
so theyre all getting driunk and partying and im past out upstair in the parewnts room.....
all the sudden i wake up(3am) and my gf is going to town on my dick (bj).... she is drunk as fuck and the lights are turned off..... so after about 4 minutes im all gassed out and bust a crazy nut.... but the bitch keeps pumping... i dont know if she even realized or swallowed the nut.... but she just keeps bobbing away....so by this time im trying to pry her offf my dick but the bitch wont stop... she keeps going till i bust another nut... so by this time about 7 miutes pass total... and im paralyzed.... in agony...and my gf keeps workin my shit....im in total agony.... i have no idea where my nut is going or if she knows im finished... shes totally in a dick blowing zone.... and keeps going.....and finally after about ten minutes total i bust a third nut.... and right about that time im about to throw a left hook at her face and she just paases out....
so at this time im practically a big tub of jelly.... i look at her and am like janette!...hey you alright??? she doesnt respond....so im like i killed the bitch.... so now both my dick and she are dead as elvis and tupac.... and i start panicking like maybe i choked her to death...or maybe she choked to death on my nut.... so i turn on the light and start slapping her in the face ...nothing.. i start doing cpr and pumping her stomach...all the sudden she jumps up and pukes about a cup off nut....yuck !!!! and passes out....
i never thought this was possible(three nuts in 10 mins)but it was great despite the agony.... the next day my gf ...didnt even remeber...but till this day i never forgot.... lol...
i dont think you chicks could top that one... best night of my life...lol true story.....
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"and right about that time im about to throw a left hook at her face and she just paases out....
so at this time im practically a big tub of jelly.... i look at her and am like janette!...hey you alright??? she doesnt respond....so im like i killed the bitch.... so now both my dick and she are dead as elvis and tupac...."

That part cracked me up

lol would it hurt to just keep going and going? i always wondered that.
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All i know, is that last time i was on ex i fucked the shit out of my boyfriend and he came twice in like 5 minutes i was like dammn.

..K anywayysss

nice story cheez, it made the short amount of time pass.
 
ROFLMAO! thats funny as hell cheez.... i had a gf like that once... i knick named her "shop vac"...

the first night of us "going out"... it was my friends bday so we were out on the strip gettin dunk watchin the races and shit...later that night we went to his house and continued the party, where me and her went into his spare living room and she proceeded to give me the most amazing head. I was in total aww...idk how many nuts i busted i was crazy drunk...but i remember her suckin for a good 15 minutes SOLID...i squirmed all over that couch wondering how long she was gunna go....finally after what seemed an eternity, she finished and told me that my nut tasted like beer...imagine that, haha. I told all my buddies about it and we properly named her shop vac...sucks anything down like a hoover :wink:
 
xmissxaliex said:
"and right about that time im about to throw a left hook at her face and she just paases out....
so at this time im practically a big tub of jelly.... i look at her and am like janette!...hey you alright??? she doesnt respond....so im like i killed the bitch.... so now both my dick and she are dead as elvis and tupac...."

That part cracked me up

lol would it hurt to just keep going and going? i always wondered that.
=3
s
All i know, is that last time i was on ex i fucked the shit out of my boyfriend and he came twice in like 5 minutes i was like dammn.

..K anywayysss

nice story cheez, it made the short amount of time pass.
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sorry u had to read that .... but the shit never happened again like that... im not saying that guys cant get off 3 o4 time a day.... it just never happens that quick.... i am sure that many times guys.... and me personally, have got off three or four times in an evening with a hottie...but usually we need like 5 mins to recooperate.... unless there supper hot.... she kinda raped me ...cause she was a crazy bitch when she was drunk ...ya dig...and on ex i can never climax... i have to wait to come off e....first... then...cause people can bone for hours...withouut getting of on e........

ksmoke...im glad u enjoyed it ... i dont know if i could ever do it again....lol
 
5 mins? shit i need like 30 minute intermissions haha. cant go back to back to back without stopping...unless like you said, shes super hot.
 
KaliSmok3 said:
5 mins? shit i need like 30 minute intermissions haha. cant go back to back to back without stopping...unless like you said, shes super hot.
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yeah dude if she is hot enough ill suck it up and keep going


and dude i think you were able to go 2 or 3 times for a few reasons

1 your drunk

2 your tired

3. the fact that she didnt stop was unexpected, and it turned you on even more, allowing you to continue
 
323cheezy said:
sorry u had to read that .... but the shit never happened again like that... im not saying that guys cant get off 3 o4 time a day.... it just never happens that quick.... i am sure that many times guys.... and me personally, have got off three or four times in an evening with a hottie...but usually we need like 5 mins to recooperate.... unless there supper hot.... she kinda raped me ...cause she was a crazy bitch when she was drunk ...ya dig...and on ex i can never climax... i have to wait to come off e....first... then...cause people can bone for hours...withouut getting of on e........

ksmoke...im glad u enjoyed it ... i dont know if i could ever do it again....lol
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guys are just horn dogs. I understand that. when people understand that, they make it a lot easier everyone. Colin's whipped though :bigjoint::lol:;-)

My boyfriend can't have sex if he takes 2 of my adderall's though. its the highest prescribed. it sucks. lol.

KaliSmok3 said:
yes im sorry but it was funny. i would +rep you but it wont let me. repsect tha cock...lol.
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Lol. well i can't +rep you either dammit. Lol i rep too much.

Keenly said:
haha well shit

for me it doesnt hurt

it just feels so damn good that overloads my brain with sensory emissions and i freak out

you just cant take it
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Wow lol. I wonder what it feels like to be a guy and have sex. Its weirding me out thinking about it though. But you know everyone's always curious about the other side hahaha.

sheesh. this thread is interesting.
 
xmissxaliex said:
guys are just horn dogs. I understand that. when people understand that, they make it a lot easier everyone. Colin's whipped though :bigjoint::lol:;-)

My boyfriend can't have sex if he takes 2 of my adderall's though. its the highest prescribed. it sucks. lol.



Lol. well i can't +rep you either dammit. Lol i rep too much.



Wow lol. I wonder what it feels like to be a guy and have sex. Its weirding me out thinking about it though. But you know everyone's always curious about the other side hahaha.

sheesh. this thread is interesting.
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haha yeah one time i took like 3 vicodin and it completely desensitized me

couldnt catch that nut for like 2 hours

had to bust out the lube
 
Keenly said:
haha yeah one time i took like 3 vicodin and it completely desensitized me

couldnt catch that nut for like 2 hours

had to bust out the lube
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lmao.
he was. PISSED, the first time he took it, he was all nice and not being a jerk, lol and fuckin he wanted to get down RIGHT THEN. so he got all riled up and it kept going down, i thought it was my fault so i got pissed off and left and he spent an hour down stairs trying to jerk it. but finally he came upstairs and apoligized. it wasn't me, it was the adderall.:wall:

it sucked.

i didn't help it either though, said i gave him blue balls.
 
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