Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

jsteezy1290 said:

if my girl blew 2 of my friends she would have no teeth and neither would my friends, thats trashy and grimey as hell imo

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That's nasty As fuck

PadawanBater said:

Were you the one to innitiate it "hey, want a blowjob?" or were they "hey, can I have a blowjob?"

Also, was this the first time having a sexual encounter with both people?

Interesting situation, I kinda agree with your philosophy, though I've never put it into active practice.

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yeah dude I def didn't initiate it, and the first guy I had been flirting with for a while so that one wasn't that weird, the other guy was just one of my friends

jsteezy1290 said:

if my girl blew 2 of my friends she would have no teeth and neither would my friends, thats trashy and grimey as hell imo

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I've said I'm a slut before, but I never have a boyfriend when I do these things, and I don't use the word " slut" in a bad connotation

The stories not mine but I'll tell it anyways.....





A buddy of mine and his girl went to a restaraunt that was big on chicken wings and such. My buddy is real big on hot sauce, so he ordered the hottest sauce they had. Long story short, he and his lady got into that night and when he went down on her.......... he set her world on FIRE!!!

leeny gives that make your toes curl derb huh girl?

leeny said:

I've said I'm a slut before, but I never have a boyfriend when I do these things, and I don't use the word " slut" in a bad connotation

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My kind of chick. Good to see there are some ladies out there who understand the dynamics of reality...

leeny said:

yeah dude I def didn't initiate it, and the first guy I had been flirting with for a while so that one wasn't that weird, the other guy was just one of my friends

I've said I'm a slut before, but I never have a boyfriend when I do these things, and I don't use the word " slut" in a bad connotation

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you should right a book ...lol
i think your my new hero.....

altho i would love a thousand word essay on that night... with all the juicy details....you can pm it or post it.....hehe...

there needs to be more gals like leeny...

I dont think your a slut...
you just know how to have a good time..

Welll. These are all great stories and I guess ill throw my 2 cents in. I was like 16? So young I barely even remember it, And I was at my girlfriends house. I just got my car, And I was fucking happy. It was actually a pretty nice car, Because of course I worked my ass off for it since I was like 12. Well, My girlfriend lived on the ocean and I lived in the other town over, But to tell you the truth it was about a 5 minute drive from my house to hers. I went to her house, And from her room there's a big balcony. We went out there, Began to kiss pationatley, And it felt really romantic and I was loving it, And she was so cute. ( I don't use hot, I use cute, Girl's tend to like that =] ) So I began to kiss her neck blah blah blah...

And we began to have sex on this fold chair, All of the fucking sudden her mom, Dad and little brother pop out of the damn door WITH COOKIES and were like "WANT SOME COOKIES" And of course I jumped the fucked up like a mad man ready to jump and the chair like folded up on my girl! I was like oh fuck! I was still trying to put some clothes on! My dick was hard as a rock and it was so wet and the mom dad and brother were just like "We can bring cookies back in a hour or so" And I go "Maybe wait 2 hours I want to teach her something new" and they all went inside. It was fucking hilarious. Guess what... I married that girl =]

lmfao... that's hilarious....

Well my story is pretty simple, but somewhat funny nonetheless. Me and my girl, was just a normal night like always.. in our bedroom, in our bed... decided to get it on... So I'm on top.. doin my thing, and I'm kinda goin like a fuckin jack-rabbit and.. I could SWORN we were in the middle of the bed, but when I pulled out and went to roll over so she could get on top I ended up rolling off the fucking bed. I was stunned like a deer in the headlights of a car for like 10 seconds. Bruised my fucking ass on my laptop I landed on and looked around the room going "What the fuck? I thought the bed was there!" My girl was laughing her ass off for 5 minutes straight... I'm not so quick to roll over now.. haha

Smoker Toker

i had sex in the back of a public bus before.. mostly everyone else was seated up front and i jus sat on my bf's d**k and rode it the whole time on the bus lol..

>>tht same day i gave him a bj at tht bus stop lol

>>>we had also done it earlier tht day in the parking lot of our workplace before going to the busstop lol

>>>>we also went home and did it some more later in the day.. it was a good day lol

i fuck my buddy's 50 year old mom who grows bud so after i fucked her guts she gave me a sack and i went on my way i sometimes wish i would have stayede a little longer

hewaspluggingsluts said:

So one night when I was seventeen I went to my friends house. He wasnt home yet so I walked to the house next door because i was friends with the kid who lived there also(but I didnt know him very well yet).The kid that lived there is named emmet and he was having a family party that night. all his women relatives were sloppy drunk and stinky. Aunts and female cousins generally middle aged and beyond. So i'm sitting there in this house while these crazy drunk bitches are dancing and fallingall over the place and i'm just waiting for my other friend to get home so i can leave. While i'm sitting there i notice emmet is gone. he was standing right beside me a minute ago. i was not going to be left alone in that horrible place so i went to look for him. i walk around the house nothing. cross the living room where the slutty wrinkle maidens danced again. no emmet. so i walk upstairs.... the second bedroom to the left is his bedroom and the door is just barely cracked and the light is off but i hear something. not sure what but voices. I do not want to be alone so i peak into the door. i cant see anything so i push it open a little more little by little until I saw it.... there was emmet(remember i dont know him that well i met him about a week before) on his bed with his thirty something,sixfoot plus, COUSIN squatting over him with his face in her butt. ok this "cousin" is no ordinary cousin. picture a large pear shaped body. white skin. jagged teeth. pretty short black hair and some bushy ass eyebrows. yes. extremely bushy brows. and the worst part is....before i turned away i caught a glance of the ugly ass bitch PISSING and (i know i heard a fart) on fucking emmet! while he was nose deep in her brown eye. I got the hell out of there and just went home. I know this is kinda out there but believe me its something i'll never forget. I didnt give a fuck about keeping it to myself so i told a bunch of my friends at school afterwards and word got to emmet that i was saying shit and he approached me and was like, "DUDE it was my second cousin man!". and i just turned around and walked away from him. moral of the story.. never judge a book by its cover?

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i think i smell bullshit. if its fake or real smells shitty lol

Well I missed alot, Some of this stuff is insane we've got alot or crazy people on here.
So i haven't had any crazy crazy thing happen to me. I've only been with this 1 girl for like 7 mouths now. but lemme tell ya shes a nympho!!!!!!!!!
but Now is the 4th mouth of pregnancy with my girl. But man ill try to remember some of theme crazy stories from awhile back.
If you wanna hear some real crazy stories lets talk about sex with prego girls? has anyone done that?

Skateforlife6 said:

Well I missed alot, Some of this stuff is insane we've got alot or crazy people on here.
So i haven't had any crazy crazy thing happen to me. I've only been with this 1 girl for like 7 mouths now. but lemme tell ya shes a nympho!!!!!!!!!
but Now is the 4th mouth of pregnancy with my girl. But man ill try to remember some of theme crazy stories from awhile back.
If you wanna hear some real crazy stories lets talk about sex with prego girls? has anyone done that?

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.....naw!!!!!!!!!.....how..uu.. is it tho?

but Now is the 4th mouth of pregnancy with my girl. But man ill try to remember some of theme crazy stories from awhile back.
If you wanna hear some real crazy stories lets talk about sex with prego girls? has anyone done that?

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Smoke a fatty and rent the movie "Knocked up". I have been there myself, have a couple little ones. That movie just about sums it up, I nearly pissed myself watching that one.

Its all good now, give it a couple months bro ..hea haaa

Congrats on the upcoming little one.

well prego sex isnt that gross its just a lil awkward but wats more awkward is when my girls lil daughter comes in and says what are u guys doing and your like a deer in head lights like uhhhhh?
well heck when anyone walks in on you no matter what age its awkward.

Skateforlife6 said:

Well I missed alot, Some of this stuff is insane we've got alot or crazy people on here.
So i haven't had any crazy crazy thing happen to me. I've only been with this 1 girl for like 7 mouths now. but lemme tell ya shes a nympho!!!!!!!!!
but Now is the 4th mouth of pregnancy with my girl. But man ill try to remember some of theme crazy stories from awhile back.
If you wanna hear some real crazy stories lets talk about sex with prego girls? has anyone done that?

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Yeah been there done that nothing special you can't be as rough as normal

I've a bit of a funny story about an ex i was with her a while and we were gettin it on at my house ,anyway i was going down on her givin it large when suddenly a lump flew into my mouth,it was coagulated blood from her period which was "finished" ,I nearly puked my ring up ,then after that thinking i was the great fella i went down to the fridge and got a can of spray cream i had seen in it.Sprayed it all over her breasts and went to lick it off but i never checked the date of the cream it was rancid i puked everywhere,i will never forget that smell for the rest of my life even now i can't stomach the smell of sour milk uurrghh

Skateforlife6 said:

well prego sex isnt that gross its just a lil awkward but wats more awkward is when my girls lil daughter comes in and says what are u guys doing and your like a deer in head lights like uhhhhh?
well heck when anyone walks in on you no matter what age its awkward.

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Yeah that can be awkward my little boy,he's 5, often walked in on us and asked the same.He was at school the other day and they were doing push ups and he told his teacher "my daddy does this on my mammy" ah to be that innocent

best i had was probably with my ex when we where in the middle of a park and im sure there was a couple on the other side of the hill doing exactly the same was all good till the exs friend decided 2 come over 2 see where we were and ruined the moment. second best was in bus toilets on the way to a festival and then at the festival. tip for you all dont try and fuck someone in a tent in the midle of a roasting hot day stoned and half drunk its not good just sweaty and tiring

burninghope13 said:

best i had was probably with my ex when we where in the middle of a park and im sure there was a couple on the other side of the hill doing exactly the same was all good till the exs friend decided 2 come over 2 see where we were and ruined the moment. second best was in bus toilets on the way to a festival and then at the festival. tip for you all dont try and fuck someone in a tent in the midle of a roasting hot day stoned and half drunk its not good just sweaty and tiring

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What's so outrageous about that??

Check the title of the thread son!

i got caught jacking off by my nan