Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

me and my girlfriend were looking for an aprtment once. we found this nice little complex. it had one of those apartments that they kept unlocked so you could look around and see what it was like. we knew anyone could come in at anytime, but I put her over the kitchen counter and fucked her.

and this was with a different girl. but we were driving from the city back home. we were on this long straight stretch of highway, and no cars around, and it was dusk. i asked her for some head, and she started sucking away. then I tell her to hop on, and she's like..."are you serious". so she started riding me as I was driving and trying to keep my eyes on the road. it was mad hard trying to focus on staying alive AND busting a nut. but it was accomplished.

theres a bunch of others i just dont feel like typing tha tmuch this morning.. so bum biddy bye bye.
 
WTH.... this threads stilll going....

Actually the thread was closed a several montrhs back ....
However when i first made the thread ..... the mods changed it from toke and talk too spirit ans sexuality.....
So after that happened ... i had the same thread split into 2 threads.....
The origonal thread was so huge and grew so fast...cause of the raunchiness..... that it eventuallly closed....
But for the most part .... most of the origonal posts survived..... yea who cares ....i know.....lol
 
323cheezy said:
WTH.... this threads stilll going....

Actually the thread was closed a several montrhs back ....
However when i first made the thread ..... the mods changed it from toke and talk too spirit ans sexuality.....
So after that happened ... i had the same thread split into 2 threads.....
The origonal thread was so huge and grew so fast...cause of the raunchiness..... that it eventuallly closed....
But for the most part .... most of the origonal posts survived..... yea who cares ....i know.....lol
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because of this... every time i see you post, i think "horny bastard" :lol:

sex threads were running wild lol
 
A couple years ago I was drinking with a couple of big girls, getting high and I was GOOD and drunk. These two girls were WASTED though. So they started making out, trying to get me into a threesome. I wasn't that drunk, so I kept trying to avoid them. Well they weren't taking my hints at all, so I told them to go into the bedroom and get started without me and I would be in in a minute. As soon as they went in there I finished off the bottle of bourbon, and bailed on them. I walked around the corner to another girls house, and fucked her, then went back and got yelled for about 5 minutes until I convinced them they imagined the whole thing.
 
323cheezy said:
You act like its a bad thing......

oh comon atleast im hornest......
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lol i never meant for that to be an insult. I was just stating what i think

Being horny is just part of being a dude... i'm looking to hump something every hour of every day :bigjoint:
 
323cheezy said:
WTH.... this threads stilll going....

Actually the thread was closed a several montrhs back ....
However when i first made the thread ..... the mods changed it from toke and talk too spirit ans sexuality.....
So after that happened ... i had the same thread split into 2 threads.....
The origonal thread was so huge and grew so fast...cause of the raunchiness..... that it eventuallly closed....
But for the most part .... most of the origonal posts survived..... yea who cares ....i know.....lol
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lol cheezy i was thinking the same thing i clicked on it cus i had some naughty fun but things are probably better left unsaid. how you dooin buddy ol pal
 
Took some acid with my wife years before we got married and we got lost in the fog on the field behind my old high school. LOL we ended up in the middle of the footballl field making out and started gettin' it on when it started raining, we just looked up, shrugged our shoulders and kept going, that shit was hot!

Another time wifey and I had this younger girl over, just chillen at my 'bachelor' pad, when they called me into the bedroom.. 'nuff said, that shit was even better LOL
 
ReelFiles said:
Took some acid with my wife years before we got married and we got lost in the fog on the field behind my old high school. LOL we ended up in the middle of the footballl field making out and started gettin' it on when it started raining, we just looked up, shrugged our shoulders and kept going, that shit was hot!

Another time wifey and I had this younger girl over, just chillen at my 'bachelor' pad, when they called me into the bedroom.. 'nuff said, that shit was even better LOL
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Wtf? Why would you tell us the first story when you have a number two like that?! A ménage à trois with the wife and a young hot chick!
 
Heres one of my favorite stories..(not as crazy as some lol)

So i was 17 and was in a real small town visiting relatives and shit. It was the middle of summer and the kids there have big parties every night.

Every time i go there theres a couple of buddies of mine i go drinking with.

The first night out i got completely hammered, and just passed out on top of my cousins car. One of my buddies had some chick making out with him that night in the car and he was kinda bragging about it the next day. His story started that he got some ass..then it slowly degraded to just making out. Was funny to hear him tell it to different people around town and each time it got a little more sad.

So the next night comes and we go out partying with the same crowd. This time however my friend is the one that gets hammered and passes out inside his car. Then after i was flirting with some extremely hot ass chick i brought her inside the car and started making out with her and shit in the backseat where my buddy was passed out drunk. I totally knew it was torture for him lol, he just wanted to get some ass and instead, there i was just starting with this chick right next to him. It diddnt end there..

After i figured i annoyed him enough i took this chick and we broke into the town school(strangely enough there was one door left unlocked to the gym). We then fucked in;

the gym on gymnastic mats.
the principles desk (after i threw off whatever shit was on it!)
few different classrooms(on teachers desks :D )
and we even found a room with washer and dryers in it for home ec class( i turned on the dryer and let it do a little work)

Once i left some new stains on the gym mats and felt that i had properly disgraced the school enough, we decided to go elsewhere.

Our next stop was the outdoor swimming pool, we snuck under the fence and then went swimming naked for about 10 mins, it got cold pretty quick lol.

Then we went to the shower rooms and fucked there for a bit.

After that we were looking for any other locations but all we could find was a shitty old tractor in the middle of town at some tire shop. So we used that lol.

Then after that i said thank you and goodnight. i got her number but never called.

The next day i told my buddy about all the shit i did, he was pretty blown away by my story. I told him the chicks name and he said he knew her and she had a boyfriend. Some big ripped guy apparently. So then we were bored cruising around in my car around town, we pulled up to the ice cream/candy store to get a drink and then guess who pulled up next to us. The chick and her boyfriend....

I was immediately alert and wasnt sure what to expect, but she gave me a "holy shit don't say anything!" look. I looked at the guy, and laughed to myself. Its a weird feeling looking at a man when you screwed his woman all over town and he doesn't know shit.
 
so this one time i was playing hackysack in my moms room and it went so high that it hit the ceiling fan and went flying into my moms sock droor. The whole fuckin thing started vibrating like crazy. Needless to say i didnt get my hacky sack back cus i got the fuck outta there.
 
My boyfriend and I share a 2 bedroom house. Once, my sister and my nephew (4 years old) visited us and stayed in the spare bedroom. It was late afternoon, and when my boyfriend and I got home from a hike, we walked by the spare bedroom and saw that my sister and nephew were asleep, so we knew we had a chance to have sex before we had to cook dinner.

We were in our room and I was giving my boyfriend head. All of a sudden, we hear a little kids voice yell, "Mom!" but it sounded like it was coming from our room. I turned around, and sure enough, it was coming from our room! We had left the door unlocked and I didn't hear my nephew come inside. He was looking right at us and we were both naked - my boyfriend was standing up and I was on my knees. He yelled out one more time, "Mom!" and then turned around and ran out of our room.

We both got dressed, and I waited for my sister to get through having a talk with my nephew. Later, when I spoke with my sister, she said that my nephew was really upset because he thought that I was hurting my boyfriend. She told him that no one was hurt and that "aunty and uncle were just being silly". Now, it's a running joke between my boyfriend and me - even when no one else is in the house except for us, we always ask each other, "Did you lock the door?" before we have sex!
 
mastermind303033 said:
so this one time i was playing hackysack in my moms room and it went so high that it hit the ceiling fan and went flying into my moms sock droor. The whole fuckin thing started vibrating like crazy. Needless to say i didnt get my hacky sack back cus i got the fuck outta there.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH :clap:
 
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