Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

victron said:

i gots a new one!!

well this happened on thursday, [ this is back story][ i really like this guy named sam he is a fucking sexy boy with a matching ego, he is the kind of guy boy wish they were for reall, he is a damn animal in bed, but ill get to that] sam and i were in his sweet ass disconnected garage that has an upstairs with a sitting area, so his friends and i smoke a blunt with im, it was so great. but other than that, i was so damn horney, swo when it was my turn to get a shot gun, i rubbed my hand on his dick thru his jeans, haha. then we exchanged smoke thru a kiss. after th blunt was dubbed a dunzo roach, he pretty much forced his friends to leave haha. and i followed him into his room, and before i could dropp my purse and take off my sweater, he says " ive been waiting to do this" ahhh! and he grabbs my face and we make out like we never have before haha, hard core kissing is what i call it haha. but any ways, his bed was right there, we start stripping each other haha, all crazy like. and we whent thru 4 positions {doggy first,side ways, spooning, then missionary} before i came, he was doing all the work haha, so i turned the tables and got on cowgirl and started grinding. mind you tis is all going in fast motion, so im sweaty and he is sweaty, so slippery, i fuck him hard and long then he goes down on me with out me asking [ i love a guy with initative ] and i came again, in his mouth, haha so good!, i was like its your turn, so i start sucking his dick and playing with is balls haha, that shit gets him off, he has long hair so i pull it the whole time he loves that too, i bite his nipples, give him a belly hicky, and then he pulls out, and says i want to cum on your tits, haha i love that! [ no swallowing, grooses me out unless the guy likes it ] i play with my pussy in front of his dick, then he shoots all over my stomach and tits haha. then [ this is the kinky part] he spells out his name SAM in his own sperm, the whole while im breathing all hard and i cant stop giggling!
then he licks his finger, and says mm tasty! no joke lol, this is why we are fuck buddies.

i like sam lots!
i ll give you sexuall updates about or sexcapades later

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And his friends were there the whole time?

your an idiot louis541.

thanks for liking it haha, dear penthouse lolz.
srsly.

hyphyjoose said:

okay, not a sex story, but true

i learned how to masturbate when i was like 6 from that ace ventura movie where he goes to africa. i learned from that scene where they show him fapping in his tent and you see the shadow of his dick and he's jerkin it rofl. well anyway after i learn how to fap i go to school (was either kindergarten or 1st grade don't remember) the next day and i go over to my gf. all i remember is fingering her in the classroom while i'm fapping. i did this for the next couple months every day in classroom until eventually i got suspended. LOL

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I learned how to masturbate from watching There's Something About Mary, it was the part when he drained the pipes before going on a date with Mary.

Ive had some crazy sex over my past 7+ years of getting it on but the craziest has to be from 2006.

I was seeing this girl for 2 months and things were going ok but she was becoming alil attached so i was about to break up with her but something horrible happened. I went out on sept 9 for my friends 21st birthday and to cut a very long story short I ended up Hurting my self severly bad at the club and then proceeded to leave/drive while extremely intoxicated. I ended up fliping my mustang 10+ times with out a seat belt on. I ended up in the backseat of the mustang with the roof smashed to the doors. After the firefighters cut my roof off and got me medivac'd to the hospital I passed out from the massive scalp lacerations (you wouldnt believe what ive been through) and a fractured jaw, fractured skull, and crushed sinus cavity. 2 days later i wake up with a tube in my mouth helping me breath in the ICU. after a week and an operation I went home only to find my girlfriend really cared about me and was happy i was alive.

Here's the sex story: My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me SOOOOO bad only after 1 week of being back from the hospital. I had massive bandages and a drain in the back of head, draining fluid from my lascerations which where stapled shut. Next thing I know im fucking her on my couch and almost passing out in the process from being extremely dizzy from the head trauma i had been through. I finished up while trying to not pass out due to the elevated heart rate and extreme flow of blood to my Hemmoraging brain.

That has to be the utmost craziest sex I have ever had in my life.

puffpuffpassedout said:

ive had some crazy sex over my past 7+ years of getting it on but the craziest has to be from 2006.

I was seeing this girl for 2 months and things were going ok but she was becoming alil attached so i was about to break up with her but something horrible happened. I went out on sept 9 for my friends 21st birthday and to cut a very long story short i ended up hurting my self severly bad at the club and then proceeded to leave/drive while extremely intoxicated. I ended up fliping my mustang 10+ times with out a seat belt on. I ended up in the backseat of the mustang with the roof smashed to the doors. After the firefighters cut my roof off and got me medivac'd to the hospital i passed out from the massive scalp lacerations (you wouldnt believe what ive been through) and a fractured jaw, fractured skull, and crushed sinus cavity. 2 days later i wake up with a tube in my mouth helping me breath in the icu. After a week and an operation i went home only to find my girlfriend really cared about me and was happy i was alive.

Here's the sex story: My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me sooooo bad only after 1 week of being back from the hospital. I had massive bandages and a drain in the back of head, draining fluid from my lascerations which where stapled shut. Next thing i know im fucking her on my couch and almost passing out in the process from being extremely dizzy from the head trauma i had been through. I finished up while trying to not pass out due to the elevated heart rate and extreme flow of blood to my hemmoraging brain.

That has to be the utmost craziest sex i have ever had in my life.

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holy shit.........

im keen on a root

So do i qualify as the craziest sex story?

You da man puffpuffpassed out - haha, was it any good?

Hey i wasnt complaining

puffpuffPASSEDOUT said:

So do i qualify as the craziest sex story?

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no way youre close to the craziest. did u not read that girls before you?

Hmm i just went back and read the story... I must admit it wasnt a bad story! ...But it was alil to childish for me. I would guess that girl isnt that far from 18... And for me the real freaks arent born til after 21 so it really inspired me to write one of my own super sexy (porno like) Sex story of my own


.... ok here it goes I met this girl on myspace (well she found me) and she says she knows my friend Katie. Im like ok cool (not really caring becuase she was hot anyways lol) We get to talking on AIM and eventually i ask her out to the bar. At the time i was still 20 but we knew of a bar where all underage college kids went and bottomline we go and drink. We then go to taco bell and then back to my house to blaze. One thing leads to another and we are getting naked.
I take her clothes off and proceed to go down on her but she stops me! I tend to like eating puss (i mean i did have the munchies haha). She tells me No So i go "I need to get a condom then" shes like "Oh what you dont trust me?" so I begin to fuck the shit out of her. Im hitting it missionary when My dick begins to take over my body. I pick her up with her legs hanging over my arms and her holding behind my head while facing me (Keep in mind im 6'5 athletic and she is 5'2 with a tight body) Im pounding it HARD then she starts saying how im hurting her and i put her on the edge of the bed and begin to take it alil bit slower while she is holding the back of my neck still moaning like crazy. (i think at the time my roomate was over his girls) So after some doggy we go to her riding me... I had her nice ass tits in my face (36C's i think), they were so firm while i was playing with them...She starts to cum again and she's really laying it on thick, I mean i thought she was gonna blow off my cock from her orgasm lol.... Im in the mood to cum and she says "cum inside of me" I hesitate but then release one of the hardest nuts i ever had in my life! This was the first time I ever busted in a chick. Ive always wore condoms before this point and man did they suck so bad. ...Then we sleep

The kicker is i start seeing this chick after this. I mean the pussy was just to good, and she drove to see me everyday after college which was in the area. I was in heaven. Hell i remember the first time she gave me head, lol it was on her period! she would blow me everyday she was on her period... she got too attached after a few months so i stopped it but still i continue to see her once in a while


...ive got some more but hey im not getting paid for this so why the hell would i want to type this damn much? lol

I'm not tellin.....

What happens in my bedroom is a secret between me and my right hand!


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10:55 am EPT. Nut #1 has departed.

Nut #2 Sheduled in a minute... hahaha.

Cheez where you at!

Busmike said:

I'm not tellin.....

What happens in my bedroom is a secret between me and my right hand!


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woooah.

tallanasty said:

no way youre close to the craziest. did u not read that girls before you?

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Wow, after reading some of those posts that is the one you think is the craziest? If it's true then I'm gonna have to go with the dude who's girl got busted for child porn, But that's just me. That story was decent, but two people having sex in a bedroom is crazy now adays?

puffpuffPASSEDOUT said:

I take her clothes off and proceed to go down on her but she stops me! I tend to like eating puss (i mean i did have the munchies haha). She tells me No So i go "I need to get a condom then" shes like "Oh what you dont trust me?"

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Do you trust me? The correct answer to that question is and always will be hell no. You're pussy is not worth my dick falling off. And she wouldn't let you check the merchandise beforehand? You are a brave man.

To be fair, some chicks hate being eaten.Like me.

Louis541 said:

Do you trust me? The correct answer to that question is and always will be hell no. You're pussy is not worth my dick falling off. And she wouldn't let you check the merchandise beforehand? You are a brave man.

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