Creepy Situation With an Older Lady

blazin256 · Mar 15, 2010

yea they fake. hopefully not caulking tho. regardless, my cock would look nice between them

stupidclown · Mar 15, 2010

hey if she's willing to pay or let you set up a grow at her place get to work. if shes that into you she comin around every day and she's well funded you could do very well for yourself

Antny420 · Mar 15, 2010

they fake..Id hit it

...... · Mar 15, 2010

I say there fake to.That makes the situation even better though.You know she got money if she got them knockers and a hot tub.

CLOSETGROWTH · Mar 15, 2010

PadawanBater said:
So I've been working at the same place for a little over 2 years, and this lady has been coming there pretty often since I started, she's like a regular customer... About a year ago she started sort of coming onto me and became extremely flirtatious and I felt really uncomfortable from the beginning... She's more than twice my age and older than my mom, and has a son a year younger than me! So one day after the usual shit she gave me her phone number and told me I should come over and get in the hot tub. (wtf?!) - that was like 4 or 5 months ago... Ever since then I've been trying to avoid her, every time she comes in she asks for me, every time I'm there I tell other coworkers to handle her because I don't want to even look at her the situation has become so awkward. She's started using this tactic that traps me into having to talk to her, the shit is so annoying.

So what kind of advice do you have for this unusual situation?

Dude, Let her blow ya..WTF..only live once. :bigjoint:

CLOSETGROWTH · Mar 15, 2010

stupidclown said:
hey if she's willing to pay or let you set up a grow at her place get to work. if shes that into you she comin around every day and she's well funded you could do very well for yourself

Hahahahahhaaaa! :lol:

CLOSETGROWTH · Mar 15, 2010

Hobbes said:
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Protect yourself with recordings for when she gets upset - and she will eventually regardless of what you do - you will have proof that you did not sexually assault her.

Remember - all the weed in prison was smuggled in someone's ass.

I carry one with me when I repair things at my apartments or meet a client alone, then up load to my computer. Build a history. Some people are fucking nuts and dollars to donuts a woman hitting on someone half there age has some problems that you're going to have to deal with.

Good luck.

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Your totally right..

There are some crazy biatches out there..

Dr. Greenhorn · Mar 15, 2010

PadawanBater said:
This is the chick...

Lately it's been getting a lot more awkward...

go ahead and tap that ass!! :clap:

.... we won't tell anyone :lol:

Louis541 · Mar 16, 2010

I don't see what you're waiting for. Go for it.

Yeah those tits are fake, But they are real enough to squeeze which is all that matters.

Biggravy22 · Mar 16, 2010

Ummm dude...you should have hit that a LOOOONG Time ago.

How much bread does she have?

Benassi · Mar 16, 2010

Hahahahahahaha greatest thread ever. Hit it and video tape it for the lulz

...... · Mar 16, 2010

I think he already did hit it.How the fuck did you get the pic?

Biggravy22 · Mar 16, 2010

DaMidnightToker said:
I'de say bang her. Be carful that you don't bust her hip or throw her back out though . lol

Even better. DISABILITY CHECKS!!

sm0keyrich510 · Mar 16, 2010

PadawanBater said:
This is the chick...

Lately it's been getting a lot more awkward...

you better hit that...for being 50+ i'd say she looks pretty good. doesnt appear to be overweight at all...skin isnt saggy or nasy lookin...cant see behind the blur of her face but she dont look that bad.

if you dont want her send her over here.

anthoneef · Mar 16, 2010

yo let her play with your dick nigga so what if shes got like 2 times the age on u wear a condom then take shit from her house u get to bust a nut and make a few bucks dont be a pussy

PadawanBater · Mar 16, 2010

lmfao son of a bitch some of these responses are priceless!

She gave the pic to a coworker of mine when I wasn't there, she told him to give it to me..

She's FUCKIN' CREEPY guys! I'm tellin' you!! haha!

herbose · Mar 16, 2010

Interesting picture, looks like a seedy hotel room in a foreign country (electrical work), maybe Mexico? I wonder who took the picture? A crackhead beachboy?
Mere speculation. :bigjoint:

Dr. Greenhorn · Mar 16, 2010

PadawanBater said:
lmfao son of a bitch some of these responses are priceless!

She gave the pic to a coworker of mine when I wasn't there, she told him to give it to me..

She's FUCKIN' CREEPY guys! I'm tellin' you!! haha!

she's shy

... shy chicks=crazy sex :hump:

hit that before someone else does and you regret it :bigjoint:

we won't tell :lol:

xXF0RE20Xx · Mar 16, 2010

this is some funny shit... :mrgreen:

Chuck420 · Mar 18, 2010

i think any man in his right mind woulda hit that i think this thread is bullshit

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