My mom used to work as a dental assistant. She told me once that her and the fellow female coworkers would check out bulges when the guy was in the chair layed back lol
My momma had a G-rated way to find out which ladies in the bridge club were well-served at home.
The joke she told was:
What are three two-letter words for "very small"?
... "Is it in?"
Her gamemates would either laugh out loud (the well-served ones) or give a sour little smirk (the ones who came up short). An elegant way to gather intel if you ask me.