Do You Stare at Your Plants?

Yip, Stare at them, toutch them, love them... As often as possible :-]

So which one of you sick fucks masterbate while watching their plants!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHHAAHH jokes
 
Yeah I would say I check on my ladies at least 6-8 times a day sometimes for a half hour. Touching,smelling, talking. I have seen the mythbusters about music as well as other studies. Id like to know the science behind this if anyone knows it.
 
ye man got the spunk bucket up there must be the heat or somethin ye can beat an egg but ye cant beat a good wank
 
the whole science between talking to your plants is that when ur up close and talking the them, pruning them and lookin at leaves, etc youyr exhaling your load of co2 right on em, ( 6co2 + 6h20 ----> c6h1206 + 6o2, c6h12O6= glucose aka sugar). and they love it!
 
Stare? Are you kidding? I usually get naked and then perform the dance of the sugar plum fairies amongst the leaves and flowers.

What?

Don't judge me!

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I like to talk to my planets and tell them how much i love them and that i will treat them good and hope they will do the same =)

Im in a personal relationship with my girls =)
 
personally for me the best experience is going from staring at the plants under the 1kw hps and then walking into the next room and staring at the ones under the t5 , maybe its just me but its even better when I'm baked.
 
I was wondering the same thing as I stood there fussing over them for about 25 mins before putting them to bed. Maybe I should read them a bedtime story...?
 
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