I have a story, not so much funny as pathetic.
I recently moved to florida, and while I was looking for a place, I stayed with my grandmother for a month or so. Her house is... horrible.. and there is just no way to clean it. Anywhoooo... I ordered some seeds from planet skunk and they always send 10 free seeds. Since i was new to growing, i decided to see what the free seeds would do... I planted 5 in a little container and all 5 sprouted, well they grew to about 3 inches quickly and then I woke up one morning and found that all of them were completely gone. Nothing at all was left. Eaten by cockroaches in the closet.
I was so disgusted, but relieved that they werent the seeds i had PAID for. I moved out a week later.