dog rollin' in chit
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Sour Wreck
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why did my ex wife's chihuahua go in the cat box, retrieve a turd and eat it in front of me 
tyler.durden
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srh88
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Well played
mr sunshine
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That's kinda hot...
Singlemalt
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What can I say? My son!!!!!
jacksmuff
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thought you might like it.
Indacouch
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@Chunky Stool
Obviously I'm guna think about the robot vac here..... Mostly because it's the hardest I've laughed in a long time. I will admit Sunshine caught me off guard a few nights back...... Never had guacamole shoot out of my nose until then.
Thanks again for that experience Sunshine.
Obviously I'm guna think about the robot vac here..... Mostly because it's the hardest I've laughed in a long time. I will admit Sunshine caught me off guard a few nights back...... Never had guacamole shoot out of my nose until then.
Thanks again for that experience Sunshine.
Singlemalt
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I had this wonderful dog, the guy before my current, he was a blonde red heeler. Smart oh fuck was he smart. But he so liked horse shit, he fuckin' loved it. My neighbors have horses and Angie would go a couple times a week to particular paddock, and hang out. I can see the paddock from the upstairs kitchen window, binocs if I want detail. Anyway, I'd call him home, as he got closer, he's not blonde he's green. I'd race down and get the hose ready. I fuckin adored that dog
shrxhky420
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It's like almond roca for dogswhy did my ex wife's chihuahua go in the cat box, retrieve a turd and eat it in front of me
SH420
This is some funny shiat...I am laughing, but it;s because I know what you mean. Dogs are the coolest f-ing animals, except for this..well this and eating their shiat (or cat shiat) then licking you.
this is why this site is the best
jacksmuff
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you smell like dog shit
dux
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When I get up in the morning i let my 2 dogs out, jump in the shower and the dogs will push open the door to come back inside when they're done. Yesterday I get out of the shower and see something at the bath entrance that stretches down the hall?? As I look closer I realize its one half of a bunny with its guts connecting to the other half at my bedroom door down the hall!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
