HotWaterKarl
Well-Known Member
Owning a cat is like buying from LPs. Why would you enter a relationship with someone/something that doesn't give a fuck about you and enjoys fucking with you at every turn, lol
Just jokes for all the sensitive cat people lol. Id rather own a loyal animal that won't try to smother me in my sleep or eat my face if I happen to die in its company
Lol my cat is cool as a dog. Does what I say and sits by my side at every task. Got it from a shelter. That son of a bitch is the coolest fucker I have met in a while. Carries a Chimpmunk for 500 meters when I call him to me. Then I say, "Hi Kitty", and he loves me so much he meows hello and drops that fucker. LOL. Stupid cat. Awesome animal, not dumb at all except they are very empathetic.