Alright so i'm fat, i'm 5'10 260lbs and I have smoked close to a gram everyday for 2 years, my job never requiered a drug test but out of the blue everyone has todo it... I have "maybe" 2 weeks to get ready and being fat like I am from munchies is there anyway to 100% pass a test? This job is my familys lifes, why wont they just let us pot smokers live free dammit! Also i've read the others threads on drug testing but since i'm 260lbs and a long time user I just thought I would ask, thank you all so much!kiss-ass
drug test help please i'm fat!.
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SunKissedBuds
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simple solution... go to a local head shop or an online head shop and order pre-mixed synthetic urine... if its for a job they cant watch you pee in the cup! they cant legally even go into the bathroom with you... unless you maybe are a truck driver but if you never get drug tested before then i suspect you are not a truck driver! i use synthetic pee in the past and its worked for me everytime!
Jables&Jakoseph
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Sweat....alot. Flush your body with lots of water every day and buy a detox for the day of the test. Good luck
Jables&Jakoseph
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Actually, if you haven't read about using another persons urine, its quite easy to do if you're not being watched while doing the test.
Tryingtomastrkush
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Synthetic urine is the way to go man,
If your family counts on you and you weigh 260 pounds at 5'10 theres not much you can do to flush your system in 2 weeks.
Go online and order some shit called quickfix
http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=quick+fix+synthetic+urine&tag=googhydr-20&index=aps&hvadid=1145315801&ref=pd_sl_1sspfvguyd_e
You can even get it from amazon with a rush delivery
xXMaslanXx
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http://www.detoks.com/complex-detox-solutions-c87/2732.html
I used that to pass the test for the US Army.
But yeah, drink as much water as you can to flush out your system.
At the test centers around here (outside the Army bases), they pat you down to make sure you don't have anything on you. They make you leave your wallet, phone, etc. outside the pissing room.
I used that to pass the test for the US Army.
But yeah, drink as much water as you can to flush out your system.
At the test centers around here (outside the Army bases), they pat you down to make sure you don't have anything on you. They make you leave your wallet, phone, etc. outside the pissing room.
Rello
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ok well im not 5'10 or 260 lbs im 6'2 170 lbs, but i live by this vitamin u can pick up at any ordinary super store like meijers or something called NIACIN (100mg) I pop 5 or 6 of those bad boys a few days before my piss test for probabtion along with HIGHLY CONCENTRATED CRANBERRY, of AZO. Used for urinary track infections and also cleans out the lil bit of THC that may b stored in ur urinary track. Take about 4 or 5 of those and your good. Idk since ur heavier u might wanna take a few more? always worked for me
Good Luck Playa
Good Luck Playa
Babs34
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I can only tell you this as being fact however from the point of view that I too am a heavy smoker and have been tested. I too had 2 weeks notice. I'm not one to drink a lot of water. I thought I was going to get sick from all the water I ended up drinking in that time frame. I used no pills or magic solutions and passed........."BUT"....know also I only weigh 115 lbs.
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Dr. Greenhorn
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go to your local health food store and look for liquid betonite, bro........good luck!!
Dr. Greenhorn
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its inert, which means it passes right through your system....it will extract the thc from your piss..........
