Drug test

hello everyone! Here's my story I used to be a pretty heavy smoker, stopped
For two months now like a month ago I started smoking again, I'd Toll one small joint and split it throughout the day haven't smoked in 5 days and have an urine test in 3 weeks. I'm a big guy 6'3 -and around 350lbs. I NEED TO PASS THIS TEST it's the chance of a lifetime. What can I do? I drank half a gallon of ocean spray cranberry juice today and plan on doing that everyday until the test. Anything else I can do? I'll literally do/buy anything I have to in order to pass it. Thank you very much guys!

Quick fix fake urine, been using it for 10 plus years exclusively.

I always have a bottle

lol doest hat shit really work? Should I buy the whizzinator as well? I'm sorry for asking these dumb questions but I got a job at a dealership, are those drug tests supervised? I mean is someone gonna walk in there with me and watch me pee? Btw the manager is one of my good friends he hired me and is aware I'm detoxing it's my first time getting tested

Is it so bad to ask this? It's like life or death here man

Yes it works
No they won't watch you

Poop in the cup, shitliner. Always poop in the cup...

Yes it works. I have used it many times and it worked but I also used it wrong and it didn't work . Wrong is over heating it and wrong is not using the entire contents for even a small sample.

I get tested fairly often. There are two types of tests. One is a dip test; they usually do it while you wait. It isn't very sensitive and is a pass/fail for either 5 or 10 drugs. They do take the temp.

The other is a lab test. They can detect levels lower than a fail, which can look bad. They can also pick out fake urine.

Either way, it's pretty risky to try to pass off either someone else's piss or synthetic. It can be considered perjury. It also registers you in a national database and you will never be able to take another urine test.

Why don't you get a home test kit and see how hot you are? If it's that important, just stop for a while.

I have stopped, I'm just freaking out because I don't think I'll be clean in time and pass because of my body weight and the short amount of time which is like 3 and a half weeks

greg nr said:

They can also pick out fake urine.

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Not anymore

I I passed a drug test the day after doing Coke what I did was drink lots of coffee and pound water like it was going out of business and so I was just peeing clear all the time and then it was time to test it was clean but I just kept the water flowing through till I took it I must've drank 5 gallons of water that day

I'm just gonna keep up with the cranberry and lemon juice lots of water and buy a home kit the week before if I pass good if not I'll buy the quick fix and whatever delivery method I can find and still try my urine the day before... if I don't get this job I'm literally screwed

Take Niacin pills it helps too they sell them at GNC

I deal with my employees getting piss tested at work all the time. Drinking tons of water causing a diluted sample counts as a fail. Niacin pills, cranberry juice, creatine, etc don't work on any tests I've seen in many years. My guys do a five panel piss test at a lab, tests for thc, cocaine, pcp, amphetamines and opiates. The best success my guys have is buying a flush kit and doing home tests to make sure you piss clean. The lab worker stands about 2 feet away from them seperated by a curtain so they can hear if you are fiddling with anything. Been dealing with piss tests for 10+ years and have had to let quite a few people go for failing after reading bs on the internet on how to pass. The bigger you are the longer you will take to piss clean. If you decide to use fake piss it needs to be within a certain temp range or will show up as a fail too. My two cents.

if your "good friend" does happen to watch you and want's to hold your wiener, at least don't look him in the eyes.

j/k, I respect @qwizoking opinion on the stuff, so you should be ok.