Ever get your ass kicked? (or kicked ass)

steve1978

steve1978

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right first things first. when i fight i win. i used to love fighting but never like a coward, i'm talking about one on one fists only no kicking when their down. proper fighting. and i tell you one thing i thought i would never lose. untill i did! i was at work one night ( i work as a ticket tout outside a club) and the guy i worked with said something to a girl in spanish who misunderstood and took offence. 2 mins later her boyfriend who was fucking huge came round the cornwer and grabbed this guys throat. me being who i am thought it was a bit out of order so i went to just grab his arm at this point whack! the fucker punched me right in the mouth. i wasnt having that so off we went. all was well and i was giving as good as i got then it broke up and this guys on the other side of the road saying how hes going to batter me etc etc. pumped up coz of my previos relative success i crossed the road. mistake. lol this fucker got me with the sweetest punch you could imagine. i've been hit hundreds of times and never felt pain. this hurt. i was wandering in the road (fuck knows how i didnt hit the ground) and just kinda wandered off. i learnt many lessons that night. one that most doorman are pussys. the night i was working there were 2 doorman working with me but because this guy was huge they didnt want to know. and second, big cunts dont just fall harder they hit hard too! lol. anyway i went home and was violently sick:spew: for about a hour (concussion) went to bed and woke up like the elephant man. i was in hospital for a week with a broken cheek bone and a fractured eye socket. the doctor suspected that i was hit with a brick/knuckle duster. i actually got more respect for being man enough to fight this massive guy and losing than i ever have for all the fight i won! strange. lol
 
knucklehead

knucklehead

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steve1978 said:
right first things first. when i fight i win. i used to love fighting but never like a coward, i'm talking about one on one fists only no kicking when their down. proper fighting. and i tell you one thing i thought i would never lose. untill i did! i was at work one night ( i work as a ticket tout outside a club) and the guy i worked with said something to a girl in spanish who misunderstood and took offence. 2 mins later her boyfriend who was fucking huge came round the cornwer and grabbed this guys throat. me being who i am thought it was a bit out of order so i went to just grab his arm at this point whack! the fucker punched me right in the mouth. i wasnt having that so off we went. all was well and i was giving as good as i got then it broke up and this guys on the other side of the road saying how hes going to batter me etc etc. pumped up coz of my previos relative success i crossed the road. mistake. lol this fucker got me with the sweetest punch you could imagine. i've been hit hundreds of times and never felt pain. this hurt. i was wandering in the road (fuck knows how i didnt hit the ground) and just kinda wandered off. i learnt many lessons that night. one that most doorman are pussys. the night i was working there were 2 doorman working with me but because this guy was huge they didnt want to know. and second, big cunts dont just fall harder they hit hard too! lol. anyway i went home and was violently sick:spew: for about a hour (concussion) went to bed and woke up like the elephant man. i was in hospital for a week with a broken cheek bone and a fractured eye socket. the doctor suspected that i was hit with a brick/knuckle duster. i actually got more respect for being man enough to fight this massive guy and losing than i ever have for all the fight i won! strange. lol
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damn!!! i know that hurt! nothing wrong with losing a fight or two.
one time in high school we were having a party at a motel and some how ended up in a fight with another group. well my friend robert was fighting this kid in the parking lot and i didnt have anyone on me so i decided to help robert. i ran as fast as i could with my fist cocked to destroy this kid with a sucker punch to the side of the head and at the same time the kid took a swing at robert he ducked and i caught the full force of this punch right in the face. i remember back peddling and seeing my shadow in the street light arms flailing to keep my balance and everything. people on the balconies above us were going crazy when i got smacked! strange thing though it didnt hurt. must have been the alcohol.
guess i deserved it but it was a free for all.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Once, when I Was younger my best friend's girlfriend was cheating on him, so he wanted to go flatten this dude's tires. I was maybe 15 at the time and down for anything.

We roll up to the house just as they're leaving. My friend (Who was driving, mind you) jumped out of the moving car, and I'm freakin the fuck out already pulling the handbrake (Which didn't fucking work) I ended up putting the car in neutral and pushed the brake with my hand. As soon as I look up I see the guy get into his car right before my friend reaches him and my friend punches out his driver side window and tries to yank the dude out of his car. :Shocked: The dude takes off and my friend is running along side the car still trying to pull him out. It was like, 3 am and I was having trouble finding the goddamn doorhandle.

So as soon as I get out my friend is half a block down the road and I'm sprinting to catch up yelling at him that he was fucking retarded and to get the fuck back here. He yells "HE'S GOT THE KEY!!!!" (As it turns out he used the key to shatter the glass) The other guys car is stopped and my friend is straight fucking WAILING on this dude. I grabbed him from behind and yanked him away. By the time we got up the car was peeling out.

Come to find out my friend dropped the key whenever he broke through the window. We had to sit there for 45 minutes waiting on Pop-a-lock. The police showed up but were actually really really chill. They told us there was a disturbance call and that we needed to keep it quiet.

They said they were going to disregard the broken glass. We ended up going home and playing fuckin super nintendo till dawn.
 
goten

goten

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when i was 8yrs old i got jumped by 8 dudes cuz i wouldnt give up my bike ( they got the bike ) i was all fucked up! the next week my mom put me in karate iv been in it ever since but i switched up when i was 16 to m.m.a i dont like to fight i hate violence even though i got an anger problem if i have to hit something i got weights and bags and shit but i really hate to fight! dont get me wrong i will but i really try not to. most of my fights are when compations come around! but i try to avoid fighting. i dont like to hurt people nor do i like to see people get hurt! and i love watchin that shit on tv. the w.e.c. and the u.f.c. i play with my kids an get them out in the yard with gloves on! they love it! i got some war stories from my teenage yrs from assholes who just like to try to test you and see what your about but thats a lot of typying and i already get enough shit from some people crying cuz my post are to hard to read! peace out yall
 
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dthfromabv79

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GrowTech said:
Violently beating a person who can not defend himself is funny? Are you into torturing animals, abusing children, and taking advantage of the elderly too?
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Guess you didn't read my last post.

dthfromabv79 said:
And it's not like it was some brutal beating while the kid was balled up, like I said before he did swing a couple times. And after I hit him a couple times I let it go because he obviously didn't want to fight afterall.
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phreakygoat

phreakygoat

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yeah, i got my ass handed to me once. i was being a drunken asshole and was annoying the wrong guys chick. he cold-cocked me, never saw it coming. i hit the ground, knocked me unconsious from that. then he continued the whooping until someone pulled him of. worst thing is, if i had seen it coming his face would be an empty crater, i was sooooo much bigger than him. oh well, got to try morphine for the first time, that was amazing!
 
bongedman929

bongedman929

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sorry if wat im about to say is going to piss someone off, but i seriously fucking hate mexican kids who think they are tough shit,

i was in the tenth grade and was about 6'2'' kinda chubby and i was on the bus and that was my immature days i was fucking around and messing with some 6 th graders a few seat ahead of me and them in the seat in front of me there is this mexican gangwannabe. well the bus makes its rounds and then i yelled to the 6th grades cut that shit out and he gets mad and is like wtf gringo, and i said wtf did you just say to me, you dont have to be an ass, and he said i can be wat i want puta, so i told the bastard to shut his fucking beaner mouth or i was gonna do it for him and then he spits on me and this other kid across the aisle is like calm down, so im pissed and then i was just waitng and saving all the spit in my mouth and when he got up to get off i tapped him on the shoulder and spit the biggest load of spit i could come up with on him and then he spits on me again and i tackle him into a seat and hit in the face liek 5 times and then he pushes me off and trys to punch me and im just holding his arms and i throw him back and then i grab his head and am about to knee him in the face when the bus driver stops it, and the fucker had a black eye and a brusied face.

but the only fights i have really gotten into was fights with mexicans who think they are so tough running there mouths,
 
Charfizcool

Charfizcool

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bongedman929 said:
sorry if wat im about to say is going to piss someone off, but i seriously fucking hate mexican kids who think they are tough shit,

i was in the tenth grade and was about 6'2'' kinda chubby and i was on the bus and that was my immature days i was fucking around and messing with some 6 th graders a few seat ahead of me and them in the seat in front of me there is this mexican gangwannabe. well the bus makes its rounds and then i yelled to the 6th grades cut that shit out and he gets mad and is like wtf gringo, and i said wtf did you just say to me, you dont have to be an ass, and he said i can be wat i want puta, so i told the bastard to shut his fucking beaner mouth or i was gonna do it for him and then he spits on me and this other kid across the aisle is like calm down, so im pissed and then i was just waitng and saving all the spit in my mouth and when he got up to get off i tapped him on the shoulder and spit the biggest load of spit i could come up with on him and then he spits on me again and i tackle him into a seat and hit in the face liek 5 times and then he pushes me off and trys to punch me and im just holding his arms and i throw him back and then i grab his head and am about to knee him in the face when the bus driver stops it, and the fucker had a black eye and a brusied face.

but the only fights i have really gotten into was fights with mexicans who think they are so tough running there mouths,
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lol wtf you beat up a 12 year old? Why would you post that story...:peace::mrgreen:
Oh ya and did you get any mexican guys coming after you or what? Most little kids like that have a lot of big friends to run back too.
 
ganjman

ganjman

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wwvmd said:
What year and model vw is that ganjman?
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VW? Are you serious? VW? That's no V dub... VW are terrible terrible cars, german crap!

My avitar is a

Mk3 Ford Fiesta RS Turbo 1.6 SOHC 8V

And my profile pic is the

RS500 Sierra Cosworth 4X4 2.0 DOHC 16V

They're both rally cars - but VW? Damn man, VW... .NO! Ford all the way.
 
skiskate

skiskate

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ganjman said:
.NO! Ford all the way.
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hahahaha:roll:

Ive never had my ass kicked and havent been in any fights that last long enough to end, always just highschool shit that gets broken up. Back in sophmore year we were in gym playing hockey, and this kid was talking shit. He ended up stopping for a bit, then fucking cheap shotted me in the back of the head. I turned around and layed him out with my right, sat his ass back down on the bench he got up from.
 
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mrmz88

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i have a fake pellet gun thats all black and looks exactly like an m9 and is sturdy enough to crack someones head with it. ive pulled ito ut to scare ppl off and if they do get into fights a simple knocking away of their hand and a knee to the right lower side of ther chest or a hard punch there (where the liver is) incapacitates them for a good long time.

plus if someone picks a fight with me and i take them down i always take the money out of their wallet. "to the victor go the spoils"
 
certainun

certainun

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That's not too bright mz. A quick google search renders me this information "Florida has issued over 1.2 million permits since adopting the law, and has had more than 400,000 currently-licensed permit holders as of June 2007[update]." this is saying that at least 1.2 million people carry handguns on them. Keeping in mind that this is from 2007.
Multiplying this number by the 48 states that issue out CCW's gets us 57.6 million people with CCW's. Pretty scary information. I hope you think again next time you pull that pellet gun, as they say if you pull it you better be ready to use it.
 
Biggravy22

Biggravy22

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Last time I got my ass whooped, I totally deserved it. I was younger, and was cheating with this girl who had a boyfriend. We ran into this dude, and I totally popped off at the mouth. She wouldn't let us fight, but he vowed to get me back. So about two weeks later I'm coming out of Kroger parking lot (Grocery store chain in the midwest) at around 11:30 (they close at 12) and I knew off the bat something was wrong. It was too quiet. I get to my car, and hear my name. A guy across the parking lot is calling me. I squint to see who it is, and advance slowly. Next thing I know a truck rolls up 5 guys jump out and it's on. I get a couple good licks in, but I got fucking trampled. These dudes beat my ass for a while. They get off, and this chicks boyfriend is like "I told you i'd get you back, and if I catch you with her again it's gonna be worse." My ass is sitting there laughing with a swollen face, and mouth full of blood. It was pretty much done after that point. I took it as a learning experience. Never seen either one of them since. But the lesson of the day is...Don't fuck with someone else's girl. I probably would have done the same thing.
 
Biggravy22

Biggravy22

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Louis541 said:
Lmao. And he was still with her? What a fucking tool.
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This chick was really fly bro. So much in fact I know she was the best looking girl he'd ever been with, and wasn't willing to let her go. It was solely a pride thing. Whatever...My personal motto always was Pussy is good, but it's also plentiful.
 
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