Fake piss???

Walterwhiter

Walterwhiter

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Anyone have experience with any delivery devices? it's just for preemployment at a packed testing place I've been too a couple of times already. I know the fake piss works it's just keeping it at the correct temp and getting into the cup without causing any alarm.
 
delivery devices as in a whizzinator? yeah, i've used one.. if that's in fact what you're talking about, there's really no need to use one for a pre-employment job screen as they're un-monitored.
 
racerboy71 said:
delivery devices as in a whizzinator? yeah, i've used one.. if that's in fact what you're talking about, there's really no need to use one for a pre-employment job screen as they're un-monitored.
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Not the fake cock lol idk hide the fake piss? something similar though. something I can't drop or "pop" open... they still listen...lol I saw some guy get caught that's why I worry.
 
Walterwhiter said:
Not the fake cock lol idk hide the fake piss? something similar though. something I can't drop or "pop" open... they still listen...lol I saw some guy get caught that's why I worry.
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just put it in your pocket with a warmer.. and pour it in the cup and actually piss in the toilet. pooping in the cup is probably your best idea
 
I just buy the fake pissed without the whizzanator. It only has to be over 92 degrees. Make sure to put the hearing pad on 1 hour before your test. Where some tight underwear and I even tape around the legs so it won't fall out. Some tests require more pee so it's best to buy 2 just in case
 
MrStickyScissors said:
I just buy the fake pissed without the whizzanator. It only has to be over 92 degrees. Make sure to put the hearing pad on 1 hour before your test. Where some tight underwear and I even tape around the legs so it won't fall out. Some tests require more pee so it's best to buy 2 just in case
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I've seen some kinda colostomy looking bag
 
Walterwhiter said:
Ya that'll work out lol. it's just bs job to pulling a Lil $$ why I go back to school.
....I'm not about that oilfield life rightnow...
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id never work on an oil rig lol. all work, no time to yourself. what are you going to school for?.. if i did it all over again, itd be for HVAC or electric. they do the least work on jobs and get paid heavily
 
srh88 said:
id never work on an oil rig lol. all work, no time to yourself. what are you going to school for?.. if i did it all over again, itd be for HVAC or electric. they do the least work on jobs and get paid heavily
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Probably I'm on unemployment so I'm gonna see about it. I know they where giving out grants. I'm thinking electric erbody in construction smokes lol
 
Walterwhiter said:
Probably I'm on unemployment so I'm gonna see about it. I know they where giving out grants. I'm thinking electric erbody in construction smokes lol
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most of us do lol.. thats why we do construction lol. look around there is some places out there that will pay for your school, give you a truck and all that shit. but your contracted into working for them for a couple years or whatever they want. thats mainly the big builders. like cookie cutter houses and shit
 
srh88 said:
most of us do lol.. thats why we do construction lol. look around there is some places out there that will pay for your school, give you a truck and all that shit. but your contracted into working for them for a couple years or whatever they want. thats mainly the big builders. like cookie cutter houses and shit
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That wouldn't be to bad.
 
Walterwhiter said:
My father in law and his family are all brick masons...well he and his dad are retired now but still connected ;)
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lately ive been doing masonry on the side. i went to school for welding but i had enough time in plumbing to take the tests. so i went that route. ive done a whole lot of other shit though, excavating was a lot of fun. but i was doing that when work was slowed down 2008 ish.. so i got out of it. masonry is real good money though if you have an eye for detail.
 
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