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slowbus

slowbus

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hereshegrows said:
...so, hope you don't mind me breaking the flow of your thread but I'd like to have a male prospective on my situation. I'm just a new grower and have to go by the hydro shop frequently to get this and that...The manager is a nice guy and he likes me so he gives me a 20%, that was great until the stock boy started thinking he had a chance with me...and believe me he doesn't, the first time I set eyes on him I thought...I wonder if that where they got the idea for Gollum...Now, every bloody time I go in, he pesters the life out of me...let's have coffee, I want to be your partner, I want to make you dinner, I'm not gonna give up till you say yes ..on and on...and I'm like, noooo, I have a boy friend, he's just lives out of town(white lie). Now, if I stop going there I lose my 20%...which I want, and another thing, I KNOW the manager is back there busten his gutts laughing at us every time. So I was thinking about going by the clinic and getting some pamphlets on STD's and "accidently" dropping them on the way out the door...what else can I do? Do you all have any..."shoot down" lines for me?
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Tell him you are gay.Easy cheezy.Unless that turns him on.lol
 
SnakeByte

SnakeByte

Active Member
hereshegrows said:
...so, hope you don't mind me breaking the flow of your thread but I'd like to have a male prospective on my situation. I'm just a new grower and have to go by the hydro shop frequently to get this and that...The manager is a nice guy and he likes me so he gives me a 20%, that was great until the stock boy started thinking he had a chance with me...and believe me he doesn't, the first time I set eyes on him I thought...I wonder if that where they got the idea for Gollum...Now, every bloody time I go in, he pesters the life out of me...let's have coffee, I want to be your partner, I want to make you dinner, I'm not gonna give up till you say yes ..on and on...and I'm like, noooo, I have a boy friend, he's just lives out of town(white lie). Now, if I stop going there I lose my 20%...which I want, and another thing, I KNOW the manager is back there busten his gutts laughing at us every time. So I was thinking about going by the clinic and getting some pamphlets on STD's and "accidently" dropping them on the way out the door...what else can I do? Do you all have any..."shoot down" lines for me?
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Tell him you have a penis.
 
hereshegrows

hereshegrows

Well-Known Member
All great advice gents, I knew you wouldn't let me down:) ....see, the thing is, this guy buggered himself right from the start. The first thing he did was ask if he could be my "partner" in my grow that I already had up and running because he didn't have one...I'm thinking ummmm....No grow...no go, lol :bigjoint:
 
neosapien

neosapien

Well-Known Member
1. Go to drugstore
2. Go to condoms and pregnancy tests
3. Wait for hot chick
4. Ask "Come here often?"
5. Laugh
6. Have sex right there in aisle 6.

Works everytime.
 
TalonToker

TalonToker

Well-Known Member
I like that old line used by Andrew Dice Clay, you have to imagine him and his attitude when you read this:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yo, I want to cum on ya tits!
 
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rooky1985

Active Member
You must be from Tennessee...... Cause your the only ten I see (so corny)
My show stopper is: Are you tired?.... Cause you have been running through my mind all day (corny LOL)
But seriously don't say any of this, women dig confident men, so just act like she is already yours and volume gets numbers. Oh yeah tell a older woman she looks young and tell a younger woman you can't believe how mature she is. At first agree with all views so that she think some act of planet alignment has brought her the soul mate shes been looking for her whole life. If that don't work move on to the next one, but never loose confidence. Always remember "bitches is a dime a dozen and you got a dollar" LOL.
 
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