Finish the sentence above you!

ph03nix

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,661

enlightenment, my ears have never been cleaner.

If I could wish for one thing it would be...

 

mr west

Well-Known Member

Aug 1, 2008

• #1,662

more wishes

and then i would use my wishes to..........

 

Dixie78

Well-Known Member

Aug 1, 2008

• #1,663

....rule the world mmmwwwwwwuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhaaaaa

I met a genie once.....

 

MoePunn

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,664

and she wasn't blue and the bitch didn't give me wishes...


She did how ever get on her knees and...

 

mr west

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,665

who was vastly obeise, i said to her why dont u majic urself thin?


and she said............

 

Dixie78

Well-Known Member

Aug 1, 2008

• #1,666

..."u calling me fat then mutha fucka?"

that's when I......

 

ph03nix

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,667

went to bed because it was way past my bedtime.

Never have I ever...

 

Dixie78

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,668

...seen such an angry genie.

For the next week....

 

mr west

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,669

i couldnt leave the house cuz the crazy fat btch sat right in front of my door, her back fat was pushing though my letter box.

good job i had just....................

 

The sim's Bob Newbie

Well-Known Member

Aug 1, 2008

• #1,670

...eaten marmalade or else!

I'd dread to think...

 

smokablunt16

Well-Known Member

Aug 1, 2008

• #1,671

that you grandma had already used it for lube with grandpa.

But on the other hand...

 

Lil ganja princess

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,672

theres spit

how many fingers is bestt.............

 

The sim's Bob Newbie

Well-Known Member

Aug 1, 2008

• #1,673

...to use for that anyway?

When a mad dog vomits all over your...

 

smokablunt16

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,674

crotch you just have him lick it right back up!

Thats the best way to

 

The sim's Bob Newbie

Well-Known Member

Aug 1, 2008

• #1,675

...solve ejaculation problems like a blocked piss-hole or something.

When dogs hump each other...

 

Code420

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,676

an angel gets its wings

but when people hump each other...

 

The sim's Bob Newbie

Well-Known Member

Aug 1, 2008

• #1,677

...someone gets a VERY messy, er something...


Every toolbox springs into a tree when...

 

Lil ganja princess

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,678

u stand on it.

standing on a round a bout only leads to ......

 

mr west

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Aug 1, 2008

• #1,679

pikeys pitchin a tent and tethering some ponys on it.

what key can open every lock? ... a pikey!

an american equivilant of a chav is a............

 

Ravioli

Well-Known Member

Aug 1, 2008

• #1,680

...I forget what Chav means...

If I ever....