Finish the sentence above you!

Robert520

Well-Known Member

Aug 2, 2008

• #1,701

a monkey wrench and some bolts to attach it

so i go to the garage and .....

 

S

.:SeLeCtA:.

Active Member

Aug 2, 2008

• #1,702

Find a bum jacking off violently.


Come here and

 

Lil ganja princess

Well-Known Member

Aug 2, 2008

• #1,703

get me.

walkin down the street ......

 

S

.:SeLeCtA:.

Active Member

Aug 2, 2008

• #1,704

I blazed a bowl.

Everything comes....

 

Dixie78

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,705

if u pull on it for long enough.
for prolonged periods, i'd....

 

Robert520

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,706

recommend doing it vigorously nonstop

until the mailman came and...

 

Dixie78

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,707

started watching through the window.
the odd bit was....

 

Robert520

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,708

i kinda found it kinky

until he said....

 

Dixie78

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,709

i got peanut butter all over me under my uniform.
i got worried then cuz......

 

Robert520

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,710

he told me to reach inside and find the force....

so i pulled out my 45 and.....

 

Dixie78

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,711

and found the force alright.
don't think he was very impressed with 45inches......

 

Robert520

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,712

he says my tapemeasure streches 80 ft!

and to that you say...

 

Dixie78

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,713

that's some deep throating ability u have there brother.
can ur mum......

 

Robert520

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,714

clean my room its dirty as hell

also i need her to...

 

Dixie78

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,715

fetch ur sister to clean out my pipes.
think i have a....

 

Robert520

Well-Known Member

Aug 2, 2008

• #1,716

clog in the main drain

now i dont have any drain-o but...

 

mr west

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,717

ive heard ur sister has a hell of a suck.

meanwhile on the other side of town the towns folk cornered a..................

 

Dixie78

Well-Known Member

Aug 2, 2008

• #1,718

..blinged up hobo and questioned just where the fuck he got all the bling from.
he said....

 

mr west

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,719

" im county champion bum wars winner three years runnin, I got the necklace for winning last year, the watch for this year.

The hobo then squared up to me, rubbing his hands and sniggering........................

 

Robert520

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Aug 2, 2008

• #1,720

MUAHAHA ive got your lucky charms!

and to that i said hey....