First time ever I was 9, and broke into my dad's roach stash. Even after smoking his roaches a few times, I never really got truly high until about age 13, when my buddy brought over some real columbian gold that he had stole outta his dad's stash, (this was 1995 btw). We smoked it out of a steam roller, that I had made out of a bulls hollowed out leg bone, with a metal bowl inserted into the top. We got pretty much trippin' stoned, and couldn't stop laughing at absolutely nothing for around 3 hours, seeing waves and colors like I was tripping on sid. I've never gotten that high off of bud since then, but have came pretty close a few times. Afterward I christened that steam roller "The Boner", it was to later become a legend amongst the local crowd of stoners, before being taken by the cops, but that's another story.