Flirting with disaster.

iamnobody said:

What is the absolute worst thing you've ever said as an attempt to flirt with someone.

and what was their reaction?


I actually said this to a girl, "Your face, I like that." and at first she thought I insulted her. So I said it again. She then gave me a "WTF?" look, awkwardly said thank you, and walked away.

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ebgood said:

i never say corny shit.

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PKHydro said:

I use a good line, it seems to be pretty effective, and most of the girls will respond positively to it. I'll let you guys in on it, you can thank me later.

"Hi, how are you"?

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iamnobody said:

but then what do you say next?

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iamnobody said:

but then what do you say next?

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Yessica... said:

Lets go for breakfast tomorrow....

...shall I call you, or nudge you?

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iamnobody said:

This one actually worked, and I'm still amazed by it.

I was 17 and shopping around hottopic (fuck off). Anyway this cute cashier comes up and ask "do you wanna try anything on?"

I reply, "You know no one has ever tried to get me out of my clothes so fast"

Ended up hanging out with her after work and we chatted over the phone a couple of times. Good times. Shame she was a military kid and still living with her parents. She was 18 but in her senior year of highschool. So she moved away before we could start to get serious.

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