For those who rely on synthetic urine to pass drug tests

Next time they do that and the temp isn't right, go back and tell them you cant pee right now, make sure you have it in your nuts tucked nice and tight, then sit with your legs crossed super tight for 30 mins. and go try again, rinse and repeat until the temp is the necessary temperature. It will look weird sitting with your legs crossed but wtf can they say.
 
Aolelon said:
Next time they do that and the temp isn't right, go back and tell them you cant pee right now, make sure you have it in your nuts tucked nice and tight, then sit with your legs crossed super tight for 30 mins. and go try again, rinse and repeat until the temp is the necessary temperature. It will look weird sitting with your legs crossed but wtf can they say.
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Right, I tried a little bit of that but the company recently busted a couple guys with it in their drawers and I didn't want to look too suspicious. I spent about 20 mins sitting and drinking water with my legs pressed tightly, then when I went to piss put it in my armpit for a minute, still wasn't enough.
But yeah your right, I could've come out and said I need more time but I thought it'd be up to temp by then.
They had me do a mouth swab after the low temp test, I passed that but they said they'd need some piss up to temp before I left so I just told them I smoked over the weekend(I smoke everyday, but not before or during work) that It'd prolly be dirty.
They praised me for "telling the truth"
I knew 'it is what it is' by that point. They wanted me to go to treatment. I kindly declined.
The company has been on my shit list for a while, the place is a joke.
 
NugHeuser said:
The quick fix urine is good for somewhere around 8 months give or take I believe. Not sure on real urine. I wouldn't be able to keep it in the freezer anyway, I have to carry the stuff on me daily incase of an accident, plus if you get drawn you have to leave work that day to go take the test. I keep it in my boxer briefs all day, keeps it up at a decent temp.
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It has an expiration date. And spectrum labs 800 number will let you know if the batch is bad or expired and they will replace your product in either instance I beleive.
 
RebelSon said:
It has an expiration date. And spectrum labs 800 number will let you know if the batch is bad or expired and they will replace your product in either instance I beleive.
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Yeah I've had a recalled batch before and got a new one sent for free.
 
NugHeuser said:
Right, I tried a little bit of that but the company recently busted a couple guys with it in their drawers and I didn't want to look too suspicious. I spent about 20 mins sitting and drinking water with my legs pressed tightly, then when I went to piss put it in my armpit for a minute, still wasn't enough.
But yeah your right, I could've come out and said I need more time but I thought it'd be up to temp by then.
They had me do a mouth swab after the low temp test, I passed that but they said they'd need some piss up to temp before I left so I just told them I smoked over the weekend(I smoke everyday, but not before or during work) that It'd prolly be dirty.
They praised me for "telling the truth"
I knew 'it is what it is' by that point. They wanted me to go to treatment. I kindly declined.
The company has been on my shit list for a while, the place is a joke.
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It sucks that u lost your job bro .... Keep your head up and be safe
 
NugHeuser said:
Right. We had guys coming to work still drunk and even had one drinking on the job. The one always coming to work still all slaushed up is the union steward. Like I said, tickles me pink. Struggle, b****es.
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Thats why I quit the boilermakers. That and the pension is going to be long bankrupt by the time I retire.

biggest bunch of drunk ass tweakers I'd ever met. Unions are the only reason those morons are employed, and whats making me more and more anti union. I'm having no problem finding my own work and the only people mad about it is the union....
 
DemonTrich said:
Employers have the last rule on mj use, not your medical card.
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It's still illegal Federally..

That's how 99.98% of all employers look at it!

Golden seal tea use still beats all "panel" style testing (in the THC space)..You know, the pee in a cup with little color box's on the cap. They turn it over and let it sit for 5 min or so...Truck driver testing is what,,,8 panel or 10 panel.....I've seen a 12 panel and if you get that. They are likely to take a hair sample too...

Now if they are doing a Gas/Chrome....you all are toast!
 
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NugHeuser said:
Right, I tried a little bit of that but the company recently busted a couple guys with it in their drawers and I didn't want to look too suspicious. I spent about 20 mins sitting and drinking water with my legs pressed tightly, then when I went to piss put it in my armpit for a minute, still wasn't enough.
But yeah your right, I could've come out and said I need more time but I thought it'd be up to temp by then.
They had me do a mouth swab after the low temp test, I passed that but they said they'd need some piss up to temp before I left so I just told them I smoked over the weekend(I smoke everyday, but not before or during work) that It'd prolly be dirty.
They praised me for "telling the truth"
I knew 'it is what it is' by that point. They wanted me to go to treatment. I kindly declined.
The company has been on my shit list for a while, the place is a joke.
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NugHeuser said:
Right, I tried a little bit of that but the company recently busted a couple guys with it in their drawers and I didn't want to look too suspicious. I spent about 20 mins sitting and drinking water with my legs pressed tightly, then when I went to piss put it in my armpit for a minute, still wasn't enough.
But yeah your right, I could've come out and said I need more time but I thought it'd be up to temp by then.
They had me do a mouth swab after the low temp test, I passed that but they said they'd need some piss up to temp before I left so I just told them I smoked over the weekend(I smoke everyday, but not before or during work) that It'd prolly be dirty.
They praised me for "telling the truth"
I knew 'it is what it is' by that point. They wanted me to go to treatment. I kindly declined.
The company has been on my shit list for a while, the place is a joke.
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hey I too am a union brother! I just tested not long ago and with a brand new bottle of quick fix! The test came back inconclusive. I reached out to the lab and they straight said that there were indicators that weren't human! The labs know how to find quick fix! DO NOT USE IF YOUR TEST GETS SENT TO A LAB! KEEP PROBING THE SYSTEM BROTHERS AND SISTERS WE WILL FIND ONE THAT WORKS! Best solution is find some friends or just contacts of friends to use their clean urine to test. Get a thermos have them pee the day of, buy a home test kit with a lid and use that container tucked or a good balloon, not lubricated condoms!; and turn the sample over. Mine read just under 94 still passed. PLEASE SAVE ANOTHER FELLOW STONER AND SPREAD THE WORD! Quick fix will work for almost any dip stick test long as you give the right temp and its still foamy.
 
Using substitute urine to pass a drug test is a very conflicting and a little bit dangerous statement. But, if anyone is a risky man, could try to replace your urine on synthetic. Actually, you could buy any type of such urine over the net. In this article, you could read everything about synthetic urine: how correctly use it and, of course, some popular recipes. Good luck to everyone, who is going to pass a drug tests and only positive results)
 
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